OMG HEKKIE HAS FRIENDS YAY

Disclaimer of Frosted Flaky Goodness: I don't own Skippy Peanut Butter or Frosted Flakes or whatever name brand I may mention.


The next day during breakfast, Dumbledore made an announcement. "In light of recent events, I, as leader of the Order of the Phoenix, have found a solution to stopping Voldemort and his followers."

A quick flash appeared, and the audience is now at the Riddle House, watching Voldemort snuggle a jar of peanut butter in front of the fireplace. "Oh, my precious Skippy, you light up my dreary, dismal life. How could I ever live without you?"

Nagini flicked her tail at Skippy the Jar of Peanut Butter and let it roll into the fire. Voldemort began to throw an Oscar-worthy hissy fit, complete with an "AVADA KEDAVRA!" to Nagini. Voldemort conveniently forgot he made Nagini a Horcrux, so he then swore under his breath all the way to his bubble bath. (Wormtail made sure to buy strawberries-n'-cream scented bubbles.)

The audience returned to the Great Hall, where Dumbledore had conveniently paused in mid-sentence. It was more paused than you could ever pause with your pause. Or, as usual, your mom's pause.

"Voldemort lost his Skippy!" Hekkie suddenly blurted out without thinking. The rest of the Great Hall (well, the ones that weren't already staring at her) turned to face her.

"I'm sorry, dear, what was that?" Dumbledore asked softly.

"Uh… Voldemort must have lost his… um… Skippy?" Hekkie, totally confused, replied.

"What made you say that?" Seamus Finnigan shouted from across the Hall.

"I just had a vision of Voldemort's snake rolling a jar of Skippy Peanut Butter into a fire." Hekkie awkwardly responded.

Everyone gasped. Trelawney sprinted over to her and grabbed her wrist. "You have… the Inner Eye!"

"Uh… no, I'm psychic." Hekkie snapped.

"That's generally what having the Inner Eye means." Malfoy sarcastically snapped back.

"Cram it, Aaron Carter." Hekkie glared.

"You can help defeat Voldemort! This is excellent!" Harry cheered.

"Indeed I can. But before you say anything, I would like to introduce my friends." Hekkie said. She then telepathically opened the Great Hall doors, pulled Filch and Mrs. Norris inside, and then created a regal trumpet fanfare.

A dark haired girl that eerily reminded Harry of Sirius entered. "Meet Auriga," Hekkie explained, "Tikka," A girl with long sky-blue hair and a long, round stick pole-vaulted onto the Gryffindor table. "K'nae," This girl was different. She had very short, ruby-red hair, two small brown cat ears, a long red skirt with feathered angel wings attached as well as a slit that goes up her entire leg, and a short red cami with lots of chains and bangles dangling off of it. "Silverhawk," Hekkie continued as a brooding, silver-haired boy came in, looking down at his black-and-silver-feathered poncho thing, his silver bow and arrows slung on his arm. "Saiya," A cute blonde girl with an over-the-top ponytail held together by bright blue heart barettes and even more over-the-top red button-down shirt with a fiery patter, as well as a denim skirt with a HUGE frilly bottom that has the same fiery pattern as the shirt. As she made her way down the aisle, Hekkie introduced a pair of brunette twins. "Leah and Lyra," Both girls wore the same top, a gold tank top underneath a cerulean sweater and black beaded necklace. Leah had more of a scowl on her face while Lyra smiled. Leah had a pink skirt with a rhinestone butterfly on the bottom. Lyra wore a pair of jeans that made Hermione cringe with envy. They were denim blue on top, but they gradually changed to a metallic magenta at the bottom. Both girls also telepathically held a small orb with a rotating pink heart in the center. As they sat down, Hekkie escorted the last person. "And last, but not least, Leilana." Leilana was definitely the most interesting, as she had royal blue hair tied up into two Quaffle-shaped buns. A thick strand of hair dropped from each bun and had a gold ribbon cascading down. There were thick teal ribbons protruding from behind the buns and gracefully floated down. She was holding a large bouquet of flowers, so it was difficult to tell what she was actually wearing. Her skirt was a heavenly blue fading into a beautiful turquoise, and it ruffled like Sailor Moon's skirt. Her boots were a space-like white with gold and purple stars randomly printed on it. Her angel wings fluttered lightly as she sat down next to Harry.

"We are the Elite Nine!" Hekkie and her friends chanted together nine times.

The Great Hall was completely silent after they finished chanting. "So… what do you plan to do?" Snape finally asked after the crickets stopped chirping.

"We don't know yet." Hekkie responded.

"Well, then, off to class everyone!" Dumbledore announced. The students left quickly and quietly. Hekkie went up to the Hufflepuff common room instead, while her friends insisted on sorting themselves. They were all Gryffindors, and so they then went to Charms with the rest of Harry's classmates.

As Hekkie sat in the chair, she began to draw up a plan. "Hmm. This shouldn't be too hard." She spent the rest of the morning working, and then headed back to the Great Hall for lunch. What she didn't know was that her friends had a big surprise for her.


DUN DUN DUN!

Sorry for the shortness; I haven't really felt like writing fanfiction as of late.

I'm going to go ahead and spoil the surprise: It's a Hummer! Hekkie already knows this, but what they don't know is that someone still owns it. A very annoying someone. You'll find out soon enough!