Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any other characters or else Hermione and Ron would be together, I would know the secrets of Book 7 (which i don't) and My name would be J.K. Rowling (which it is not)
DO YOU WANNA FIND LOVE? ON MAKE-ME-A-MATCH YOU CAN NOW FIND YOUR IDEAL PARTNER WITH JUST A FEW CLICKS. Ron read at the top of his computer screen. It was the summer holidays and Ron had decided to try out his new computer that he had got from his Aunty for Christmas. It took him a long while to actually use it as Arthur had spent lots of time looking for it as he was so interested in Ron's new muggle contraption. It is time to give up on Hermione she hasn't got any of you hints in the past 7 years he thought so he clicked on the square containing the advert.
"Ron your mum wants you" came Harry's voice from the door making Ron spin around.
"Bloody hell Harry you made me jump" said Ron trying to hide the screen behind his back.
"What are you up to Ron?" asked Harry.
Oh crap. I might as well tell him he is my best friend.
"I want to look for a girlfriend on the internet" said Ron steadily going redder and redder
"What about Hermione?" asked Harry
"Well I've liked her for 7 years; I've been dropping hints like crazy and she still hasn't got it. I can't wait for her anymore mate. Time to find someone else" said Ron turning back and looking at the screen.
"Oh" said Harry. What an abomination, the one couple that everyone was waiting to finally get together may now be officially over.
"At least one more attempt mate, just for luck!" said Harry feeling tears prickling his eyes at the thought of his two best friends never getting together. This was an unusual feeling for him as he hadn't cried since Dumbledore died and that was approximately 2 years beforehand.
"Fine." said Ron putting his computer on standby. He then went to the kitchen closely followed by Harry to see what his mother wanted.
"Ron, dear will you please set the table for dinner. Fred and Angelina will be arriving anytime soon." said Mrs Weasley who was peeling potatoes in the sink
"Why can't Ginny do it?" complained Ron
"Because I have told you to do it" said Mrs Weasley turning around with her hands on her hips which was the first sign to get out of her way.
"Ok I'm on my way now to do it" said Ron quickly taking a handful of knives and forks.
"We'll be eating in the garden today because it is nice and warm" said Mrs Weasley turning back to peeling the potatoes
"I'll help you set things up outside" said Harry. They made their way to the garden where they saw Ginny and Hermione chatting on the grass. They started setting the table when a ginger blur shot out of the bushes and jumped onto Ron's leg. Crookshanks dug his claws further and further into his leg.
"Get this nasty thing off of my leg" screamed Ron shaking his leg furiously
"He is not a nasty thing. Stop shaking your leg your going to hurt him" shouted Hermione running over to Ron
"WHAT ABOUT ME!" shouted Ron
"Oh you'll live Ronald" said Hermione trying to get Crookshanks off of his leg
"I'LL LIVE. WHAT WITHOUT A LEG" shouted Ron starting to go red
"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME" shouted Hermione straightening up leaving Crookshanks on Ron's leg wanting to cause more pain on him.
"BECAUSE YOUR DUMB CAT IS HANGING ON MY LEG" retaliated Ron
"WELL YOU DESERVE IT" screamed Hermione
"WELL MAYBE YOU DESERVED MALFOY TORMENTING YOU" shouted Ron. At that point Hermione slapped him across his face and ran inside the Burrow going straight to Ginny's room. Ron touched the red mark on his face going pale so it was visible.
"You went too far Ronald" said Ginny taking Crookshanks off his leg and carrying him up to her bedroom.
"I agree mate that was harsh" said Harry shaking his head.
"Well that was the last chance which has been wrecked" muttered Ron looking at the spot where Hermione was just standing.
"Well I guess it is for the best" replied Harry. They finished setting the table and went to Ron's attic room.
"Well here goes" said Ron starting to set a profile up.
"Just be careful you don't know with some of these people" replied Harry sitting on the bed watching Ron.
"I'm 19, I can handle myself" said Ron
"So what's your name going to be?" asked Harry.
"The Fiery One" said Ron
"The Fiery One?" said Harry laughing.
"Yup The Fiery One" said Ron
In Ginny's room Hermione was crying on her bed
"How can he say such a thing to me" cried Hermione
"He was out of order. I made sure I told him that too" replied Ginny sitting down next to Hermione with a box of tissues.
"What is wrong with him?" asked Hermione taking a tissue and wiped her running nose
"I don't know. I always knew I was the sanest one out of all the children" laughed Ginny.
"You know what I mean. And how can you laugh at a time like this?" asked Hermione
"I'm sorry. You know I was just trying to cheer you up" replied Ginny
"I know. I've just had enough of this whole situation with me and Ron" said Hermione getting up and walking to her suitcase
"What are you doing Hermione?" asked Ginny
"I'm going to find someone else on a site called MAKE-ME-A-MATCH" said Hermione sitting on her bed resting her laptop on her knees.
"Are you sure you want to do that?" asked Ginny
"I've had enough with Ron. I want to find someone who has more emotion then a teaspoon."
"So you want to find someone on the internet?" replied Ginny
"I want to be more adventurous!" said Hermione
"So what is you profile name going to be?" asked Ginny
"Whispered Secret" said Hermione
"I really like that name actually" said Ginny
"It is a nice, isn't it" replied Hermione
"I'm actually quite excited about this now" said Ginny
"So am I Ginny, so am I" muttered Hermione
xxxxxxHope you Enjoyedxxxxx
Sometimes words will be missing so i apoligize from now
