Disclaimer: sadly, I don't own Harry Potter.
As the three boys looked for Hermione, she was in the girls' dormitory. She was reading (what a surprise) but she wasn't concentrated much on the subject. She was thinking of the boy who she liked since 2nd year. As she thought more, she heard a knock at her door.
"Who is it?" Hermione asked, more as an order than a question.
"Ginny"
Hermione opened the door and let Ginny in.
"Hey Gin, what do you want?" Hermione asked.
Ginny looked utterly disappointed and had a look of sadness and anger on her face.
"How could you betray our friendship and go out WITH HARRY?" Ginny screamed at her face.
"OK we're friends?" Hermione said enthusiastically, because she never really made any friends.
"Yes.. but that's not the point Hermione. I can't believe you would go out with Harry, my flame, who I've died for since 2nd year!"
"Yea you did kind of die for him, with the whole tom riddle diary thing." Hermione said, a bit of a grin on her face.
"SHUT UP YOU FLEA BITTEN HAG THAT EATS BOOKS!" Ginny seemed to lost it.
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" Hermione said, anger etched in her young but distraught face.
"No I believe I did!" Ginny shouted back, although a bit calm.
"Well I'm not a Harry-licking, Harry-breathing, piece of lard!" Hermione said, trying really hard to strangle the redhead's throat.
"OMG, you did not JUST call me fat, did you" Ginny seemed to be dangerously calm.
"I'm sorry, I can't help but to say the truth." Hermione replied back smartly.
That was it. Ginny could stand Hermione's taunts about her being uberly obsessed with Harry, but she cannot call Ginny FAT. Ginny knew she wasn't fat,
Because her mum said she was beautiful on the inside.
"ARGHHHHHH" Hermione blacked out as Ginny ran up to and punched her in the face.
But Hermione came back from the blackout and bit Ginny on the arm.
"OWWWWWWWW why I-----" But poor Ginny couldn't finish that sentence as Hermione pulled her red, fiery hair.
"Arghhhhh you stupid bookworm!" Ginny had tears in her eyes as Hermione pulled at her hair.
"Mwahah----------------------Owwwwwwwww!", screamed Hermione, as Ginny gave another punch at her.
Hermione was now sporting tow black eyes and Ginny was massaging her head.
As Hermione whined about her eyes, Ginny saw something lying on Hermione's bedside table. Ginny grinned evilly and laughed maniacally as she rushed towards the table.
"Why are you laughing like a mental idiot?" Hermione said, not seeing what Ginny was going for.
"Ginny, you stupid prat, what d-…GASP"
Hermione stared wide-eyed at what Ginny was holding in her hand.
It was Hermione's copy of…(DUN DUN DUN) Hogwarts, A History.
"You wouldn't." Hermione whispered, tears coming to her eyes. "Please Ginny, don't."
Ginny grinned mischievously and slowly ripped the first page.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Hermione's shrill cry of pathetic help reached all ears.
Anyone with decent hearing could tell it was Hermione. Ron, Harry, and Draco heard the yells and raced up to the Gryffindor Common room.
They raced up to Hermione's room. As they opened the door, Ron decided to have a bright idea
"Hey Harry, aren't we not supposed to be here, I mean, how come the steps didn't stop us?"
"Good question Ron, but I don't freaking care. Hermione is in trouble and we must help her!" Harry seemed all sweaty and tense.
"Jeez calm down, you're losing it." Ron said.
Draco sniggered at this and shut up by Harry's death glare.
"Ok who wants to open the door?" Harry asked, sweating like a monkey in July.
"Well I vote Draco." Ron said gleefully.
Draco gave him a glare. "Fine I will, since you guys are such pansies."
He slowly opened the door and found to his surprise.
Hermione was kneeling on the floor, tears in her brown eyes. A look of desperation on her face. And then there was Ginny, holding some type of book and ripping it slowly.
"Ginny why the bloody duck are you ripping a book? And why the heck is Hermione bawling at your feet?" Ron demanded.
"Look Hermione, calm down, tell us why you're crying." Harry asked gently.
"She---that hag-----sniffle is ripping my BOOK! Sniffle cry sniffle
"Ginny HOW COULD YOU?" Draco seemed outraged.
"I---what----well she called me fat!" Ginny yelled furiously.
"Well what's wrong with saying the truth, Gin?" Harry said stupidly, trying to make Hermione feel better.
Ginny's eyes bulged like a bugs and started bawling her eyes out and ran out of the room, banging the door behind.
"Aren't you going to go after her Weasel?" Draco sneered, hoping Ron would leave and he, Draco, could somehow make Potter vanish, and take Hermione.
"No she'll recover" Ron said absentmindedly.
Harry, Ron, and Draco all looked at Hermione. She happened to be looking at her book, in shreds.
"All of you, GET OUT!" she screamed in agony as she gathered up the scraps and shod them out.
Hermione wasn't having a good day at all.
"Geez Its only a bloody book" Ron said, looking astounded that someone could have their knickers in a knot for a bloody book.
The three boys then went downstairs to find another surprise, waiting for them.
