A/N: Yay for my one reviewer! But I know you other people are reading it, it tells me how many hits on the story I get. So even if you don't like it, review! Tell me what you don't like about it, so I can try to fix it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Or Spiderman.
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Neji got up from his seat and walked over. Hinata was terrified.
"What are you doing here, bitch?" he spat.
Naruto cut in, clearly shocked. "Whoa, Neji, be nice for crying out loud! It's her first day." Neji had begun to growl, yes growl, at Hinata. "What's your problem, man?" Naruto had stepped toward Neji, looking like he was about to fight him.
"I-it's ok Naruto, he's my cousin." Hinata pulled Naruto back a little.
She was a bit worried what would happen, but just then Anko told everyone to "sit down and fucking listen," making Gaara attempt to hit her over the head with a board, shouting, "Mr. Panda says don't curse!"
After Gaara and Anko had managed to be calmed down, class started with Anko shouting about how this was the only job she could get and they better behave or she'd whoop their asses.
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Hinata stared in shock as their teacher rambled on. This school has already gone crazy and it's only the first day! she thought. She continued to stare in wonder until she noticed something being pushed toward her on the table. She looked over, seeing the note Naruto was trying to give her. It read: What was that all about?
She quickly answered, Nothing. He's just never liked me, and passed it on.
Sheesh, you think? He actually started growling at you!
Yeah, that was strange. Thanks for sticking up for me, though.
No problem. Anytime. And with this he looked over and gave her a huge, beaming smile that made her absolutely melt inside.
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After woodshop it was off to World History. On the way Naruto saw a certain pink-haired girl, and tried to say hello. But she pretended like she didn't hear and went off to find Sasuke. She could at least acknowledge my existence, he thought.
Kiba saw Naruto coming around the corner, and jumped on him and put him in a head lock. Naruto managed to escape and hit Kiba on the head.
"What was that for? You have a bad summer?" the blonde asked.
"No, that was for finding a new cute girl and not telling me about her!" Kiba laughed while Hinata blushed. She took a good look at him, finding he was very cute himself, in a rough sort of way.
"Oh yeah, Kiba, this is Hinata. Hinata, this is Kiba." Naruto said. Something popped out of Kiba's sweatshirt, making Hinata jump.
"Oh yeah, and this is Akamaru! He goes everywhere with me." Kiba explained.
"They let you have dogs here?" Hinata asked, intrigued.
"No, but I keep him pretty well hidden. I had one teacher find out last year, and I thought I'd get in huge trouble, but the teacher was nice and said just not to do it again. I, of course, then just brought him to all my classes but that one."
"Yeah, since Akamaru's always in his sweatshirt, everyone just thinks he has a huge gut," Naruto chipped in. "Hey, what class are you going to?"
Kiba searched in his backpack for his schedule and when he found it, announced, "World History. What about you two?"
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World History came and went without much excitement. Some strict guy named Ebisu was teaching the class. Afterward, Kiba, Naruto, and Hinata split up for their next class. Hinata had Home Ec. She met a couple of people there: Choji, and some very loud, competitive girls, Ino and Sakura. The teacher was beyond crazy in that class. She mumbled something about a hangover from hell, said her name was Tsunade, and when asked by Sakura what they were going to do in that class she screamed, "WE'RE GOING TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE BOOZE, OK!" and slunk her head down onto her desk.
She went to P.E. with them; apparently all juniors and seniors had it at the same time, making it a huge class. The teacher had them all meet in the gym, and Naruto spotted Hinata as she walked in.
"Hey! Over here!" he yelled across the room. He was sitting next to a boy who looked like he was sleeping; she was told he was "the laziest person that ever lived" and his name was Shikamaru. She sat down and poked him lightly. Not even a stir. She shrugged and was about to ask Naruto if he was even alive when the teacher started speaking.
"Hey class, how's it going? My name's Asuma, and I'll be teaching you." He was smoking a cigarette.
Someone's hand shot up, and the teacher pointed to him lazily. "Smoking can… never mind…" The student stopped talking because Asuma was giving him a death stare. Asuma told the class to do whatever they wanted, and then just left. Everyone stared after him.
"Something tells me this is going to be my kind of class." Shika mumbled before going back to sleep.
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The lunch table consisted of all the regulars, plus one. Hinata had been invited over by Kiba and Naruto, who fought over who she would sit by. After much blushing and thinking she couldn't be more embarrassed, Tenten saved Hinata by getting fed up with the boys bickering and set Hinata in-between the two. Lunch continued as normal, with Neji and Lee arguing about fate and youthfulness, Choji gulping down his and the people closest to him meals, Sasuke being fought over by Sakura and Ino, Shika sleeping. The rest were just talking about their summers.
There was a lull in the conversation, and Naruto being Naruto, hopped up on the lunch table, singing at the top of his lungs, "WHAT IS LOVE? OH BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE!"
The cafeteria went completely silent. Hinata could have sworn she heard crickets in the background. Everyone stared at Naruto. He stared back.
"What? You don't know that song? I saw that movie last night!" He saw he was getting no response. "You know… the one with those guys, and the flower shop…" His voice was getting quieter. Everyone kept on staring.
Sakura felt sorry for him, so she decided to pull him down from the table so he would stop embarrassing himself. She grabbed his shorts and yanked, not even thinking about the fact that they were basketball shorts. Naruto stood there, on top on the cafeteria lunch table, with his shorts around his ankles, his lower half clad only in worn-out Spiderman boxers.
The whole cafeteria went up in a howl of laughter.
But, instead of dying from embarrassment like Hinata thought he would, he simply turned to Sakura with a seductive look on his face and said, "Why Sakura, I had no idea you felt that way about me." He paused, looking thoughtful. "If you wanted to see me in my boxers so bad, you should have just asked."
After Naruto received a thorough beating by Sakura, and everyone spent the rest of the lunch period reminiscing about other classic Naruto moments ("You mean he does this on a regular basis!" Hinata asked.), the bell rung and everyone headed off to their next class.On the way, Naruto was stopped in the hall by a 10th grader.
"Nice singing in the cafeteria, Spidey."
Naruto looked in wonder as the girl walked away, wondering how in the world he was going to stop people from calling him that stupid name.
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A/N: I had so much fun writing this chapter! Please review!
