A/N: For the person who said Neji was weird, don't worry. Neji will be nicer. I hope. And more panda and Anko moments to come.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

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Biology was next. As it turned out, Kiba, Naruto , Hinata, and Lee were all in the same class. (Lee failed last year. Something about how it was not youthful to dissect things.)

Kiba and Naruto started fighting over who was going to be Hinata's lab partner, and the whole time Lee was spouting something about how youthfulness should not fight. Hinata sat down, pulled out a coin and stated simply, "Heads or tails?"

Naruto called heads, and when he won, proceeded to do a dance that looked like a cross between the Macarena and the Chicken Dance. Hinata sighed. It's going to be a long year, she thought.

A few seconds later, the teacher walked in. Everyone stood up, pointed at him, and screamed, "YOU!" Hinata was baffled.

It was none other than Jiraiya, someone explained to her. Apparently he used to coach girls football.

"I thought you were kicked out for peeking in the locker room and spying on the girl's youthfulness!" Lee exclaimed.

Jiraiya let out a perverted evil laugh. "Yes, but the fool's let me come back and teach biology… the study of the body!" The room went silent. After a while Naruto spoke up.

"I don't think you understand..."

Jiraiya gave him a puzzled look, so Naruto continued.

"Biology is were you dissect toads… and learn about plants…"

Jiraiya face went blank. And then he suddenly walked out of the classroom. Once he was out the classroom, the students heard him running down the halls screaming, "MUST SAVE THE TOADS! MUST SAVE THE TOADS!"

Hinata decided this school was crazy. Officially crazy. They needed a plaque or something to warn kids.

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Last period: math. Hinata was almost safe from the craziness. On her way to the class, she had seen Naruto forcefully grab Shika's arm and start doing the Wizard of Oz dance, singing merrily, "We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz…" They scary part was that Shika started doing it with him, and they were actually pretty good at it.

Once in the classroom, the students waited for their teacher. The school had probably forgotten to assign a teacher to the class. That happened last year in science. But Sasuke had a different perspective.

"The teacher probably just didn't show up because they heard about Naruto and decided it was hopeless," he said with a smirk.

"Shut up! At least I'm not a self-centered, good for nothi-"

"HEY! I'm not good for nothing! I can SING! I can DANCE!"

So Sasuke went up to the front of the room and started to sing in Spanish. He then grabbed a very confused Tenten and started swirling her around, Spanish-dancing style. Ino and Sakura glared daggers at Tenten and then got starry-eyed, and started to shower Sasuke with compliments.

Tenten, who had been dragged into dancing with Sasuke against her will, promptly punched Sasuke in the nose, receiving a big cheer from Naruto.

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About five minutes till the bell rang, the teacher walked in. It was none other than Kakashi. He looked around at the state of turmoil the class was in. Tenten was chasing after some poor underclassmen with a pencil and an intent to kill; Shika was asleep with drawings all over his face; Sasuke was sitting in the teacher's chair with Ino and Sakura worshipping him; and Naruto had somehow managed to start a paper airplane fight with the rest of the students in the class.

Hinata was leading the other team to victory against Naruto's when someone noticed the teacher had walked in.

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Once she was home, Hinata flopped down on her bed. It had been the longest day of her life. And surprisingly crammed full of crazy people. Although one in particular caught her attention. Naruto He's different. He's unlike anyone I've ever met before…

She shook her head clear her mind. When she thought of Naruto, her mind got confused.

Her father walked in and sat on the edge her bed. He asked her how her day was; she said it was fine.

"Hinata, I think it's time you get a job," he said seriously. She laughed.

"Why? It's not like we need the money, you know."

"This is not a laughing matter. This is serious. You need to learn how to be more… more… responsible." Hinata was scared; he wasn't kidding. But then again, her father rarely joked. "You will stop receiving an allowance and the money you earn will be your spending money."

Hinata stared at him incredulously.

"You better look in tomorrow's paper for job openings," he stated, and then left, leaving a bewildered Hinata.

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"Welcome to Burger Palace, may I take your order?" Naruto recited as he watched the clock. Fifteen more minutes… c'mon, I can make it…

The man standing at the counter just stood there, staring at the menu.

"Hello? Sir, may I take your order?"

Naruto grinded his teeth as the man continued to ignore him while staring at the menu. This had to be the tenth person like this man he had had today. And he was only working a two hour shift that day.

The man finally looked up from the menu and upon seeing Naruto, looked at him surprised as if to say, "Have you been here the whole time? I was waiting for someone to take order."

Luckily, just as the man was about to speak, Naruto got called to bus tables while someone took over the register. Naruto was so happy he kissed his replacement on the cheek and ran out to start cleaning the tables.

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A/N: I wish I still got an allowance! –sobs- Anyway, I had to put the Burger Palace thing in there because it makes me SO MAD when people do that. Please review!