Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or it's characters. I just make fun of them by writing this little story.
Warning: Contains some naughty words.
Kurama: Will you please just get on with the story?
Hiei: I don't wanna be in a psycho fanfic written by a deranged female hanyou.
Yoshi: ….Hiei look!
Hiei: No. It's one your tricks to make me look away so you can escape my wrath.
Kurama: I felt like I should say something because I've been left out. Heehee
Yoshi: …yeah it is. It's just a brick wall with a painting of ice cream on it…
Hiei: SWEET SNOW! WHERE!
Yoshi: I'll tell you if you be my evil henchman.
Hiei: WHATEVER! WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS MY SWEET SNOW?
Yoshi: That way! Hurry before it melts!
Hiei: I'M COMING MY SWEET SNOW!
BOOONK (Hiei just ran into a brick wall with sweet snow painted on it)
Yoshi: lol12-13-05
Dear Page,
Actually, I'm not addressing to anyone in particular. I guess I'm addressing this notebook page. This may sound really retarded to you, but in my opinion it sounds better than " Dear Diary" or " Dear Journal" or something sissy like that. So if you have problem with it, fuck you to hell.
I have no idea why I'm even writing in damn notebook. Well, I lied, I do know why but I hate the reason. Let me guess, you want me to write down the reason, right? Feh. That basterd, Koenma, decided that our team needed a health examination. Our health exam was on our physical and mental health. Well, In the words of Kurama, I passed the physical examwith flying colors. But the damn psycho doctors couldn't decide to fail or pass me for the mental exam all because I was too frikkin quiet! First off, I hate doctors. Secondly, I hate people anyway (with a few exceptions). Thirdly, I prefer not to talk to people. Why should I talk to them? I hate them all anyway, so why bother? Besides, it amuses me to be able to wipe that smug look they have on their faces. So they decide to help me get through my "problems". 'We think it would be best if you expressed yourself in this notebook.' They said. 'Write anything at all!' they said. 'Fill it with your feelings, your fears.' They said.'Please share your world with us!' they said. How fucking lame can you get?
This pretty much sucks. The thing I would like to do most right now is to use my Dragon of the Darkness Flame on those damn doctor's asses.That would teach them not to butt into other people's business. And I would do it too, but I rather not have Koenma send me to Limbo (not that I couldn't kill him).
I hate my job. I go around and stop demons from committing crimes, sometimes slaying them too. I guess I like the killing part, but I would rather join the criminals than be that damn Koenma's slave. I don't even really like the people I work with.
First, there is Botan. She is the Spirit Detective's assistant and the pilot of the River Styx in Spirit World, and most ningens know her as the Grim Reaper. What the hell is her PROBLEM? Why the fuck is she always so bubbly? She is constantly annoying me. Everything that comes out of her damn mouth, it annoys me.
Of course, then there is the mighty airhead leader, Yusuke Urameshi. Well, Yusuke is okay at times. At times, I even have some respect for him. But like I said, he is somewhat a bit of an airhead and quite frankly, he kind of gives me the crOh, and he is a half demon.
On the other hand, Kazuma Kuwabara, Yusuke's best friend, is a ningen. And I hate him. No, I lied, I LOATH him. Not only is he the most annoying creature that has crawled in ANY of the three worlds, he is also the most idiotic. I wish to see him die a slow and painful death, and then I would come and set his grave sight on fire so I could keep his memory alive by dancing on his ashes. But I wish even more that he would stop hitting my sister, Yukina.
Yukina doesn't work for Koenma, but she supports us. She is one of the few people that I can put up with. Not that I like her that way, like I said before, she is my sister. But I will never tell her that I am her brother. Don't ask why, damn it! It's a secret.
I forgot to mention that Yusuke is also Genkia's student. I don't hate Genkia. All I see of her is that she a powerful shriveled old hag with an attitude problem. I have some respect for her.
And if there is one person I can really put up with, it has to be Suichi Minamino. But everyone calls him Kurama and the name for his true form is Youko. Kurama is a spirit fox with a human body. Let me guess, you want me to explain why Kurama is a demon with a human body, right? Go screw yourself. I know it's fucking confusing, but deal with it. I don't feel like explaining it. He and I were and still are partners in crime. Oh, and yes, he is the Legendary Bandit Youko, and he is not dead you dumbass. That damn fox could probably convince me to do anything, and I mean anything. Damn Fox.
But why am I telling you this? Stop reading this, damn it! ...Screw you. Fuck this, I'm turning in.
Hiei
