Yoshi: First off, I would like to apologize to my loyal readers for notupdating recently. I had gotten myself into a tight spot and I didn't know how to start off with a new chapter. (Don't you hate that when that happens?) Secondly, I've been coming up with new fanfic ideas so I may do a new fanfic. Thank you for reviewing. It makes me think that my work only sucks a little; but for those who don't review, shame on you!

Kurama: Yeah, you tell them Yoshi!

Hiei: Hn.

Sesshomaru: I, the great Lord Sesshomaru, shall not allow my lower, halfbreed brother, Inuyasha to escape.

Kurama: Well, hello Sesshomaru!

Hiei: Hn. Who the hell is Inuyasha?

Yoshi: um… I believe that you're in the wrong fanfic, Sesshie san.

Sesshomaru: Damn it, I am. Now I can't kill Inuyasha.

Kurama: Hey, I know! Why don't you say the disclaimer!

Yoshi: That's a great idea!

Hiei: Hn.

Sesshomaru: Yoshi does not own Yu Yu Hakusho or Hiei and Kurama for that matter.


Yoshi: Oh yeah! This is very important! This chapter is very unique from all my other chapters, because they are not journal entries. It is a random tape recording of the "group therapy" session, and as I promised it is much funnier than the previous chapter.

R1 is Random person number 1

R2 is Random person number 2

R3 is Random person number 3 (These are the characters. You may recognize some

R4 is Random person number 4 of the characters, but I'm not telling you which ones.

R5 is Random person number 5 You will just have to read it.)

R6 is Random person number 6

R7 is Random person number 7


-----12/21/05--------6:30:15 a.m. --------Random Tape Recording---------------

R1: OMFG! I'M GONNA DIE!

R2: ….blah!...I love blood!

R3: grrrrrrrooooowwwllll!...tap dance.

R1: OMG! NOOOO! TAP DANCE IS GONNA KILL ME! AAHHHHHHH!

R2: I kill tap dance.

R4: Why do I even bother?

R3: I think I love you.

R4: Keep the hell away from me!

R2: I like hell.

R4: If either of you takes another step closer, I'll send you to hell. And you won't enjoy it, but I will.

R3 and R2: YAY! WE'RE GOING TO HELL, WE'RE GOING TO HELL!

R4: I give up.

R5: I'm surrounded by imbeciles.

R1: I'M DIEING!OMG, MY BLOOD IS BROWN!

R5: Those are what I like to call chocolate chip cookies.

R1: OMFG, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ARE DEVOURING MY SOUL! AHHHHH!

R4: I'll shove those cookies ten inches down your throat if you don't shut the hell up!

R5: That's not very nice- HIEI?

R4: How the hell do you know my-OMG, KURAMA? WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE!

R3: Where the hell have you been all my life, gorgeous?

R4: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!

R5: To put it simply, I too have failed Koenma's mental examination.

R4: HOW IN THE SEVEN PITS OF HELL DID YOU FAIL IT?

R5: Hey! Don't get all huffy puffy with me! That examination was not based upon intellect. Why did you fail?

R4: Hn.

R2: What is it like to live in a constant state of stupidity?

R3: …..Scrumtralascent whipped creamy sparkly delight!

R4: Oh, alright. I was too quiet. And you?

R5: Well, I um…..eh….ah…..uh………..nnnnnnnn……..

R4: WILL YOU SPIT IT OUT ALREADY, YOU GODFORSAKEN FOX!

R5: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

R2: HEY! YOU'RE ONE MEAN ASSWIPE!

R4: AND WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR POINT?

R2: Will you marry me?

R4: …wha?

R3: NOOOO! HE HAS TO MARRY ME!

R1: Why doesn't marry all of us?

R2: That's a great idea!

R4: I'M NOT GETTING FUCKING MARRIED TO ANYONE!

R5: (giggles) Look who is Mr. Popularity!

R4: Zip it fox. So why did you fail?

R5: …….Just having some difficulties back home at the moment. Nothing I can't handle.

R4: ….What kind difficulties?

R5: Nothing to be concerned of, koorime.

R4: …..Kurama, you're lying.

R3: Oh, Oh, I love to lie!

R1: NOOOOO! Lying is naughty!

R2: I would love everyone to die right now.

R5: I'm fine. Really.

R4: Hn.

R6: Hello everyone.

R1: OMFG! HE IS GONNA KILL US ALL! OMFG, I'M GONNA DIE!

R6: No you are not. I'm your doctor. I mean you no harm.

R1: ………I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

(The sound of breaking glass, then kersplat)

R6: Holy crap, he did die. Miss. Tina, Patient 981036954569873301.9651305 had just committed suicide by jumping out of the 65th floor window. Could you call up one of those people that clean up dead bodies?

R7: Sure, Dr. Anuswholee. Isn't he like the 600th one today?

R6: No. He's more like the 899th one.

R4 and R5: I'm surrounded by psychopaths….

R6: Okay people! Let's just get this over with.

------------------End of Recording---------------------------


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