"Ezra, I know you're behind this!" fumed Master George Gracey as he stomped through the halls of the Haunted Mansion. "The park is going to open in a few seconds, and all the ghosts are gone!"
"Maybe Ezra is organizing something," suggested his wife, Lily. "Like a big surprise party for someone!"
"Oh, he's organizing something, but it won't be good..."
The huge mob of ghosts was hovering over the park, hidden in the ominous fog (nice touch, right?). Ezra, naturally, was giving out orders. "Alright, everyone! It's been months since our last rampage! Why, almost a year now! Why didn't we have another sooner?"
"Because that resulted in the park almost getting destroyed, then you had to terrorize Winnie the Pooh, save a ghost cow, and find love with a human named Ariel who will probably have a cameo at most in this story," chorused the ghosts in perfect unison.
"Uh...right. Well, here come the guests. CHARGE!"
Blaring music started as the ghosts happily dive-bombed the guests.
Ezra: Here we go again
Finally, we're back
Phineas and Ezra: 'Cause the ghosts are out
So here us shout and all attack
Gus: Hey! A rampage!
Phineas: Finally a lot more mayhem
All Three: Led by everybody
Crow: And me
Phineas: Sure, the kids are scared
But at least we sing
Ezra and Phineas: Just forget the mouse
A haunted house is the big thing
Gus: Hey! A rampage!
Phineas: Hoo boy, I am having flashbacks
All Three: Led by everybody
Pop-Up Ghost: And me
Gus: From Frontierland
Phineas: Or down to Toontown Fair
Ezra: This park's highlight
All Ghosts: Is just Liberty Square
Mickey watched from the castle. "I don't believe this! Don't they ever learn their lesson! We've gotta do something to stop them! We should lock them in the mansion! We should make them endorse movies like 'Barnyard!'
"We should let the villains take over the park again!" whispered a pair of voices.
Mickey rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Will you two get out of here!" he yelled at Pain and Panic, who had been posing as Donald and Goofy. The two imps scurried away. Mickey rolled his eyes and turned his attention back to the ghosts, who were scaring everyone in the park.
All Ghosts: Here we go again
Entertaining you
We did this once more
Just purely for some deja vu
Hey! A rampage!
Uncle Deadly: Dedicated to the Muppets
All Ghosts: Led by everybody
Everybody
Everybody
And
Hitchhiking Ghosts: ...me!
After all the mayhem was finally calmed down, Mickey angrily paced around the Hitchhiking Ghosts in the Judge's Tent. "I don't know what to do. You reel in all the fans, the Haunted Mansion is the most-written about attraction when it comes to Internet sites..."
"We feel proud," smiled Phineas.
"But you're ruining the park!" exploded Mickey. "Parents want to sue!"
Ezra raised his hand. "Is it as bad as the time a girl saw a Cast Member dressed as a character without its' head?"
"Nothing was as bad as that," sighed Mickey. "Still, I can't have you doing this!"
"We're bored," shrugged Gus.
"BORED! You go on adventures all the time!"
Ezra nodded. "Yeah, but when we're...working...we just stand there and move our arms."
"Didn't they used to let us talk?" asked Phineas.
"That was before Ezra started using profanities," grumbled Gus.
Ezra stood up and banged on Mickey's desk. "Freedom of speech!" Taking off his hat, the ghost began to sing a patriotic song:
Thy banners make tyranny tremble
When borne by the red white and blue!
"BLUE!" shouted Phineas and Gus.
Mickey stared in amazement and confusion. "WHAT! Look, never mind. Now, as you know, Hong Kong Disney does not have a Haunted Mansion."
"Or a Splash Mountain, or a Pirates of the Carribean, or a Peter Pan, or a Snow White, or a Mr. Toad, or a Frontierland..." continued Gus.
Mickey sighed. "I get it. We screwed up. Look, if you want to get out of the park for a while, I can send you there."
"Why would we wanna go there?" whined Ezra.
"Because," Mickey said patiently, "maybe you could scope out a good place for the Haunted Mansion and we could consider building it."
"Sounds good to me!" smiled Phineas. "Will we stay in a classy resort?"
Mickey smiled. "There's a place that I have in mind that has only gotten good reviews. In fact, all the characters that we've sent there are so satisfied, they wrote to me and said they don't want to come back! It's called...the Happiness Hotel."
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Hey! A Rampage! The first song these guys sang is back (for all we know, it could end up as their theme). Uncle Deadly was a blue dragon-like character who haunted the Muppet Theatre and sounded like the Count from Sesame Street. If a Muppet lived in the Haunted Mansion, it would be him.
