The next morning, the sun shone over the bright and happy Hong Kong Disneyland. In the center of it sat Sleeping Beauty Castle, which was inhabited by not Princess Aurora, but rather Mulan.

Mushu the little red dragon scamped alongside her with a cellphone. "No, no, no!" he was shouted. "I will not do a scene from Shrek! Me and donkey are totally different! Don't let our voices fool you!" He hung up and grabbed a parfait. "So what are we doing today?" he asked.

"We're holding interviews for Cast Members," said Mulan.

"I bet we're getting a train full of freaks."

No sooner had she said this did an eager young woman burst in. "Hi! I'm Ming-Na! Are you really Mulan? I love this park! I love Disney!"

Mushu stared at her. "I knew we were getting freaks. Did you hit your head on the way in here or do you always act like this?"

In reply, Ming-Na squealed with joy and hugged Mushu. "Oh my God! I loved you in the movie! And even the sequel!"

"What do you mean 'even the sequel?'" cried Mushu. "That was quality children's entertainment!"

"Well, you obviously love Disney," said Mulan. "That's good. Do you have any references?"

"Um...I sing all the songs from the Lion King! Even the African chants!"

Mushu rolled his eyes. "If you think we're gonna hire every nutcase that knows what Der Glockner Von Notre Dame is, then you've got another thing..."

"You're hired," Mulan cut him off. "Is there anyplace you'd like to work?"

"Well, the Haunted Mansion would..."

"No, no, no!" Mushu suddenly yelled. "I will not do a scene from The Haunted Mansion! ...sorry, I get a lot of this crap."

"We don't actually have a Haunted Mansion," admitted Mulan.

"Who knows their Disney facts now?" Mushu whispered to himself.

"How about you work at Fantasyland?" smiled Mulan.

Ming-Na hugged them both again. "Sure! I'd love to! Thank you so much!"

"She's seriously creeping me out," said Mushu as they walked out the door.

Ming-Na danced around happily. "I did it! I did it! I've got a job!"

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The Hitchhiking Ghosts had just arrived through the front gates and were looking around. "Wow, this place really is small," remarked Ezra.

"I know it's not as big, but it's still a nice little park," defended Phineas.

Gus agreed. "Beats a lot of other places."

A few people passed by. The ghosts waved, but got no reaction. "They don't know who we are!" whined Ezra. "We need a mansion here and fast!"

"There's Sleeping Beauty's Castle," pointed Phineas. "I'll go up and talk to Mulan. You two check the place out some more, but don't scare anyone."

"Go and bring honor to us all!" called Gus as Phineas headed inside.

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Ming-Na was still dancing around inside the castle. "I can't wait to do Disney stuff!" She suddenly fell over just as Phineas walked in.

Phineas leaned over her. "Mulan? Are you okay?"

Ming-Na stared at the ghost and sat up. "Um...yeah." She instantly recognized him as Phineas. She was a huge fan of the trio.

"I figured you'd be a little more animated-looking."

"Wow, he's naive," Ming-Na thought to herself. "He thinks the first Asian woman he sees in the castle in freaking Mulan! ...but he's cute and from the Haunted Mansion! There's something sweet about him."

As she was thinking about all of this, Phineas was talking quickly. "See, we've been sent here to propose a Haunted Mansion ride for your park. We've narrowed the location down to either Main Street or a special area just for us! I told Ezra that was pushing things and then he started ranting about Tarzan for some reason...I don't get him either."

"Well," Ming-Na said suddenly, "why don't we talk this over at dinner or something?"

"Okay, I'll meet you here tonight, I guess..." feeling awkward, Phineas quickly left. Ming-Na squealed again.

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"So how'd it go?" grinned Ezra outside.

"She invited me to dinner!" said Phineas, who was still not sure what had just happened.

"Nice," smiled Gus.

"Oh, remember when you said not to scare anyone?" Ezra pointed to a few traumatized kids.

Phineas groaned. "Let's just get out of here before they figured out it was you two."

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They soon stood by the road, hitchhiking. "Most people would catch a bus," said Ezra, "but we go out in style!"

A car pulled up. "Hello, fellows!" called the driver.

"MR. TOAD?" chorused the ghosts.

"Indeed! Would you like a ride?"

Ezra climbed in. "Sure, but why are you in Hong Kong?"

"Coincidence, really. I was bored at Disneyland one day and started driving and ended up here!"

Phineas stared. "You DROVE from California?"

"And what fun it was!" Mr. Toad started up the car.

Gus was also confused. "But what about the...ya know, ocean?"

Mr. Toad put the keys in. "It was lots of fun."

The ghosts give each other a "we just got into the car of a crazy person" look just as Toad stepped on the breaks and rocketed down the road.

"We're gonna be roadkill!" cried Gus.

"I haven't been flattened yet!" said the determined Toad. They crashed through the walls of the Happiness Hotel.

"Are we wallkill?" croaked Phineas.

"Welcome home," Orange Bird called from the desk.

Ezra ran over and grabbed the bird. "This is not our home and it never will be! Once we get this all settled, we're going back to our good old Haunted Mansion!"

"That's what they all say." The Orange Bird laughed hysterically.

Gus nudged Phineas. "Can't wait to tell everyone about you and Mulan!"

Phineas looked shy. "I'd rather we'd keep this a secret."

"Okay...hey, Orange Bird, Phineas has a date with Mulan, but don't tell anyone."

"PHINEAS HAS A DATE WITH MULAN!" yelled the bird. The buzz spread within a few seconds.

"This just in!" said a reporter in a black and white TV. "Phineas has a date with Mulan!"

Phineas sighed. "Great..."