The next day was an exiting one. After being bothered endlessly by merchandisers, Mulan grudgingly organized a Disney fashion show.

"That guy who was asking about the stone dragon totally stole it!" Mushu said to Mulan on Main Street, where the fashion show was taking place. "I mean, come on! It's so obvious!"

"I know, I know," said Mulan, "but I don't have any real proof. Besides, I haven't seen him anywhere."

"...since that night where he was randomly dancing with the crazy lady," finished Mushu. "The two freaks would go together perfectly."

"I announced in a press release that I'm storing the rest of the dragon in the castle's vault," said Mulan. "Although it's worth nothing now, I still like it and don't want anything bad to happen."

Ming-Na ran by. "Coming through!"

As she passed an alley, Nick stepped out and grabbed her. "Hey-uh-uh-uh...hi."

"Hi."

Nick continued to stare at him. "I like the dress you're carrying."

"Oh, it's not mine," Ming-Na smiled polietly. "It's a Sleeping Beauty dress."

"I think you'd look good in it."

Ming-Na continued to smile, but began to back away. "Um, thank you."

"Marry me," said Nick.

There was a long, long pause.

"No."

Phineas walked over. "What's going on?"

"Nothing." As "Gone With the Wind" music swelled, Ming-Na grabbed Phineas and gave him a romantic stage kiss.

Wide-eyed, Phineas walked away. "Wow, I like it when nothing's going on!"

As soon as Phineas and Ming-Na had left, Marla snuck over to Nick. "Will you forget her?"

"I can't," sighed Nick.

"Honestly," said Carla, "this is worse than your insane lust to Miss Piggy!"

"Wouldn't you if you were a guy?" defended Nick.

"She's voiced by a man," said Darla.

"LIES!"

Carla rolled her eyes. "Please. We have to stage this thing now! Before Mulan sees you!"

"Fine..." said Nick. "Forgive me, Ming-Na."

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Ezra, meanwhile, was sitting in the audience with Phineas. "Man, there's nothing better than models dressed as Disney characters! I'm harder than watching that Snow White chick on 'America's Got Talent.'"

"I'm surprised they actually aired that," said Phineas. "It was quite low class."

"I know, I loved it! I wonder if any of these girls will strip, too?"

"I highly doubt we'll be seeing stripping on this trip."

"You never know," Ezra turned back towards the stage. "TAKE IT OFF, JASMINE!"

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Backstage, Marla fell over for no apparent reason. "I think I broke my leg!"

Ming-Na rushed over. "Marla! I'll stay with you always! Girl power!"

"No!" cried Marla. "You have to take my place and be out there in the show!"

"Me?"

"Put on the Sleeping Beauty dress and get onstage."

Hearing this, Nick looked upwards. "Yesssssss!"

"Next up is our Princess Aurora costume!" announced Mulan.

Ming-Na walked onstage.

"Isn't that your girlfriend?" Ezra whispered to Phineas.

"Hubba hubba, you bet it is!"

Mushu groaned. "I'm gonna have nightmares about this."

Ming-Na, caught up in the moment, went into a fantasy sequence with pools and swimmers and fireworks and all that crap.

Chorus: A miracle of spring

A miracle of beauty

Bedazzled by the magic of one smile

A vision of loveliness

A universe of charms...

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You know what? I really don't feel like stealing an entire scene from this movie. That's common plagerism. Even in "Couldn't We Ride," (which boosted the plot by showing Phineas and Ming-Na together) I at least smashed Ezra into a tree. Besides, the whole thing comes to a screeching halt at this scene anyway. Nope, I'm cutting to after the song when Ming-Na falls into a fountain and snaps out of it.

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Ming-Na fell into a fountain and snapped out of it. "I'm okay! Just a musical fantasy sequence! We've been there, right?"

All the guests stared, and all the Disney characters nodded.

Darla handed something to her. "Here. It's your shirt."

"Right, something dry." Ming-Na put it on and the stone dragon hand (put in by Nick) fell out of the pocket.

Mushu pointed at her. "That's the stone dragon hand! I knew she stole it!"

"You did?" said Mulan.

"Of course! The freaks always do! Arrest that man!"

"But she's a woman," said a guard.

"Just do it."

The guards grabbed Ming-Na and started to walk out of the park. "It wasn't me!" shouted Ming-Na. "It was that Nick guy!"

"Don't worry, Ming-Na!" called Phineas.

Ezra walked over to Mulan. "Man, you're cold. It was obviously planted on her."

"I'm sure a trial will explain everything," said Mulan.

"I say we throw the book at her!" suggested Mushu. "Literally, I wanna smack that girl so bad."

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Backstage, Nick sadly announced to the girls, "The deed is done."

"Now all we have to do is get into the castle's vault and steal the rest of the dragon!" cried Carla. "We'll be rich!"

Gus was listening from under a table. "Score."

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Later that day, everyone was in the Happiness Hotel, listening to Gus's story. "...so I was under the table, grabbing at girls' legs when I overheard those guys planning to steal the stone dragon tonight!"

Ezra stood up. "Well, we've gotta go after them!"

"Yeah!" agreed the Orange Bird. "We're with you! Anything to get out of this suck hole."

"Just a warning everyone," announced Phineas. "There could be physical violence, there could be gunplay, and there's the slightest chance that someone might get killed. So if anyone wants to quit, now's the time to say so."

"I'm out," said O'Malley.

"I'm staying with the suck hole," said Orange Bird.

Lampy hopped away. "First my bulb, now this!"

Professor Owl pulled out a flask.

"Shame on you!" cried Ezra. "Look, even though I'm a ghost, I'm scared! But Ming-Na is Phineas's friend! And he hasn't even scored with her yet! Have you?"

"Women mean more to me than that," said Phineas.

"Me too. Just making a point. We don't want the bad guys to win! For justice!"

Orange Bird sighed. "Wow...he's actually right."

"I'm in," said O'Malley.

"Let's win one for the Gipper!" cheered Radio.

"Yeah, I was only kidding," said Lampy. "It'll be fun risking our lives and everything."

"Great!" said Phineas. "Now let's get ready!"

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Ming-Na was sitting in jail. Gus was suddenly thrown in the cell with her. "Gus! What are you doing here?"

"Well, I was sent here to tell you that we're gonna stop the guys trying to steal the stone dragon, but they thought I was a prisoner. I told them this was my cell."

"That's great!" said Ming-Na. "But what do we do until the heist?"

"I brought a Gameboy."

"Ooh, does it have Tetris?"