Ezra watched as Nick was arrested a few minutes later. "This is great, but I still don't understand what was up with this Nick guy in the first place!"
"I'LL tell you why!" cried Nick. "It's because I'm not Nick."
"Who are you, then?" gasped Phineas.
Nick unmasked himself to reveal a black blob. "I'm...the Phantom Blot! Mickey's enemy from the comics!"
"What the heck was with all of this?" exclaimed Gus.
"I'm obscure like the rest of you," hissed the Blot. "I didn't want to be forgotten, as everyone eventually was, aside from dorky people on the Internet. So I decided to shove you all out of the way to make room for myself! I rented out the building that became the Happiness Hotel and sent fake letters from Mulan to Mickey requesting them at Hong Kong. Then I sent other fake messages to the guards at the park, telling them to keep these characters out."
"Why didn't you block the Hitchhikers?" asked Ming-Na.
"Because Mickey sent them himself. I was unprepared."
Orange Bird angrily hopped over. "And how come Mickey ignored us when we asked to come back?"
"Simple. I blocked all messages."
"But what about the stone dragon?" asked Radio. "Why were you after that?"
"I would become famous for the villain who not only held up dozens of obscure guys against their will, but I would also have stolen the stone dragon from Mulan! Now the plan's failed."
"Not really," said Ezra. "See, you did this all as Nick. People would remember HIM for it, if it was ever figured out. After all, you framed Ming-Na for it. If anything, they'd remember her!"
The Blot looked embarrassed. "I suppose I didn't think it all through, did I?"
"Nope," grinned Ezra, "but now that we've revealed you, you'll be famous again!"
The Blot brightened up. "I will, won't I? I'm back! THE BLOT IS BACK!"
The police car drove away with the Blot laughing hysterically in the back.
Ezra waved happily. "Bye! Goodbye! Be happy! Great job!" The second the car turned a corner, the ghost rolled his eyes. "...what a freak."
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A few days later, everyone was once again riding in the cargo hold.
"This sucks," said Gus.
"Hey," shrugged Ezra, "at least Ming-Na got her job back!"
Gus nodded. "I can't believe Mushu admitted she wasn't that bad."
"Are you really staying in China?" Phineas sadly asked Ming-Na.
"Sorry," said Ming-Na. "I figured since I went through all that trouble to get a job, it would be stupid not to stay for a month or two. But I'll join you in Florida. Promise."
"I won't love anyone until then!" cried Phineas.
Ming-Na kissed him. "I won't either."
"And they're both naive enough to keep their word..." whispered Ezra.
Lampy lit up. "And better yet, I got a new bulb!"
"Hey, guys, Lampy's right!" nodded Ezra. "We gotta look on the bright side!"
"Literally," added Lampy.
"Ha ha. I mean, Mulan said she would consider putting in a Haunted Mansion!"
"Well, yeah," admitted Phineas. "There's that."
"We are now over Disney World," announced a man.
"Do we get parachutes this time?" Ezra asked hopefully.
"Yes an animated girl insisted."
"What a relief," said Phineas.
Parachutes intact, everyone opened the hold and jumped out towards sunny Florida. As they were drifting, Ariel flew by, grabbing Ezra. "Ariel? What are you doing here?"
"That cameo, remember?"
"Oh," said Ezra. "But how did you get up here?"
"I used your cannon. You know, the one you thought was secret."
The Orange Bird flew by, actually happy for a change. "I'm coming home! I'm so happy, I could...SING!"
"Didn't see that coming..." said Gus.
Orange Bird: We had dirty jokes
Toaster: We had altered songs
Ezra: Had a real good time and solved the crime and stopped all wrong
All: A parody
Air Conditioner: I can't believe we pulled it off
Gurgi: Starring everybody
Basil: And me
Phineas: There was spectacle
Ezra: There was fantasy
Ariel: Where we took a chance
Ming-Na: And saw romance end happily
Phineas: A parody
Ming-Na: Oh, Phinny
Orange Bird: I just love a happy ending
Phineas: One for everybody
Ming-Na: Everybody
Uncle Deadly: Everybody
All: Everybody
Kirby: Everybody
Gus: Everybody
All: Everybody in the world
And me!
Toaster: And me!
Lampy: And me!
Balnkey: And me!
Radio: And me!
Mr. Toad: And me!
Sam: And me!
Ollie: And me!
Orange Bird: And me!
Icabod: And me!
Newsman (still on TV): And me!
O'Malley: And me!
Alley Cats: And me!
Ariel: And me!
Ezra: And me! Enough already!
