(To the tune of "Remains of the Day" from Corpse Birde)
Ezra: Hey! Here at the mansion, we have origins
Tales of woe or all our sins
But of all the ghosts here who haunt the inside
One who has the most stories is our bride
Phineas and Gus: Yeah, yeah, our bride needs a plot
Seems like everyone has gave one a shot
Some are decent, but others really rot
And we just can't tell what's real and what's not
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Ezra: Well, the tale starts out when a guy proposes
After the big wedding, it all comes up roses
Too bad our little bride don't know what she's in for
'Cause her groom is really a pirate named Gore
And when she found out, he killed her, she's dead
And was dumped in a well where the water turned red
Phineas and Gus: Yeah, yeah, our bride needs a plot
Seems like everyone has gave one a shot
Some are decent, but others really rot
And we just can't tell what's real and what's not
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Ezra: In Phantom Manor, her ride's devoted
And as for Hatbox Ghost, he got the demoted
But both of those things don't relate to this soul
Another version of how death took its' toll
Was a different wedding with our host
Naturally, they were both live and not ghosts
A wedding game of hide and seek was played
And the attic was where the bride's old chest stayed
So she inside and there she laid
Phineas: And then?
Ezra: She waited
Gus: And then?
Ezra: There in the shadows, was it her man?
Phineas and Gus: And then?
Ezra: Het little heart beat sooooooo loud
Phineas and Gus: AND THEN?
Ezra: And then Leota shut and locked the trunk
Now the Imagineers couldn't straighten the facts
Because in a rehab they just tossed her an axe
The movie had her looking like some kids' mom
I guess it's good that the thing was a bomb
It's depressing that the poor girl's so confused
Because of all the stories that have been used
Yes, we all agree that we'd be satisfied
That they'd get a true plot for...the...bride!
All: Yeah, yeah, our bride needs a plot
Seems like everyone has gave one a shot
Some are decent, but others really rot
And we just can't tell what's real and what's not!
