Corad: Ok...I feel so ashamed. I haven't updated this in years, and well...I lost my first attempt of this chapter somewhere on my computer, and so had to rewrite the chapter again. I think I did a better job at it this time though. Sorry for anyone who has been reading this and still is. The wait was too long and I'm deeply sorry for that. I just hope some of you may still be reading this...thankyou too for the kind reviews. It might not mean much if ppl aren't reading anymore, but I just wanted you to know I appreciate your time to review. This chapter may have a bit of bashing to the following characters: Seto, Mokuba, Tea, Yugi, Yami, Joey, Duke and Tristan...yep, the lot of them get a bashing out on the go kart track. You'll see what I mean. Never let anyone of these ppl drive a go kart...or what happens in this chapter may actually happen.

Don't own Yugioh but I own the nasty Friendship week.


Chapter 7 – NNNOOOOOO!

"You idiots!" I scream out, watching in horror as my precious coat is sucked into the front tires of the two morons behind me. They haven't seemed to noticed my angry, angry screams, or the fact that there's now a loud ripping noise that can even be heard over the mower sounding engines of the go carts. No, maybe they haven't noticed because my theory had been right all along. They were idiots.

"Oh yeah! Well, I can smash you into the wall, and then run over your precious cell phone!" Ok…Tea has appeared beside me now, shaking her fist at my rage filled face. Her screams are somehow overriding the cart engines and the ripping of the coat noise. Yes, her hatred filled screams are somehow over riding them all, at the same time as insulting me.

"You don't know the meaning of smashing into walls!" I snap back, gritting my teeth at the same time as glancing around to see my coat end almost completely gone. The tugging of it is giving my shoulders and back a hard time, and Tea's screaming insult chains are getting on my already destroyed nerves.

"You think you're all that Kaiba! But I bet if you were…" Tea had no time to finish, coz I thrust my steering wheel to the side and headed straight for her, my cart screaming for revenge. She shrieked in shock at the sight of my mad glinting eyes and the cart that was just a meter from her. Yes, this revenge would be sweet…very sweet…

"Hey Guys!" Yugi screams happily, cruising past between Tea and I while waving. He's got this huge smile on his face, and he seems blissfully unaware that his current position is about to cause him instant death. "YUGI!" I snarl, as my cart rams into his go-cart instead of Tea's and he flies off, screaming as he turns into a giant rolling dust ball. His cart hits some form of tire barrier and explodes, and his merciless screams could be heard echoing throughout the whole road coarse.

I laughed insanely at this, slapping my hand in the steering wheel trying to control myself. I glance over at Tea still laughing like an idiot, to see her white face staring wide-eyed behind her. Yes, this was my chance…my chance to rid of Tea, once and for all.

"DDDIIIIEEEE!" I shout, tugging my steering wheel once again towards her. Now that there's no Yugi to stop me, I can finally avenge my coat…even though it's not her fault my coat is basically dead…but I want to avenge it anyway, and she's the closest thing.

"Hey Bro."

"Mokuba! NNNOOOOOOOO!"

(Smash) "AAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!" (Exploding noise) I hang my head in shame, and in memory of my dear younger bro…if only it had been Yugi again…or better still, that idiot Joey…but why my bro? Why did he have to come between Tea and me? Why did he have to drive past us, and have himself targeted by my evil wrath? "MOOOKKKKUUUUBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I wail, looking back and seeing him dead like on the grass beside the go carting track.

"You'll pay for this, witch!" I hiss, my eyes turning to slits. Tea squeaks as she sees my hate filled face turn to her, and somehow manages to force her car to go faster than mine. She zooms out of reach, and I cry in loss, my only chance to avenge my Bro and coat gone.

"MOKUBAAAAA!" I begin to cry, as I do another lap of the track. I've passed my bro lying in a heap over 5 times now, and I've just been screaming the same name over and over again. "You were too young!"

"Ah hahahahahahahahha!" I hear Duke scream in laughter, and see him overtaking me on my left. I turn to see Tristan overtake me on my right. I hang my head in shame again. Today has not been my day…in fact, this week's not been my day…urgh, week. As the two morons pass me, I hear my coat give one final rip until it's somehow torn from me, and I see half of it getting sucked into Duke's cart, and half into Tristan's. I sigh in defeat, and let my cart plodder along uselessly at 5 km an hour.

"Hey Bro. Want some drink?" I look up as I slowly pass my bro walking along the track, a cup in his hands. "You're alive?" I spit, turning around to watch Mokuba sit down at the side of the track. He nods in return, and I scream in anger, after wasting my breath earlier on screaming out his name for some form of mercy to be shown.

"To destroy the world, you'll have to get past me first!" I glance to my side, and see Yami pass me, his fist raised at me too. What's with these people and fist shaking? "Kaiba, I know your dastardly plan! I know you're gonna deflate the van's tires and force yourself to walk home!" What on earth is Yami on about? I glance nervously away from him, trying to understand his ranting screams. I was just considering ramming into his cart to get him away from me too, until I heard yet another crash.

I look up quickly to see Yami and his cart turned over and lying in the middle of the road. I wonder how he actually managed to roll his cart over, but came to the conclusion that anything's possible with the idiot of a pharaoh. I sigh in boredom, and watch Tristan and Duke pass me again, my coat still visible in the back tires. It feels like I'm being punished for something…

"Hey Kaiba, how's it going?" Yugi seems to be catching up to me from behind. I can hear his nagging voice quite clearly over my pathetic engine, and I turn around to see him. "Why are you still alive?" I hiss blankly, my face holding an unimpressed, bored expression. Yugi shrugs, and I roll my eyes and pull into the go-cart stop, just to escape midget's wrath.

I clamber out of the cart, and stumble up the path and stairs, before collapsing at a table and chair on the verandah overlooking the track. I sigh again, and drop my head to the table surface, and moan loudly. Out of canoeing and this, this has got to be the worst. My poor, innocent coat gone…my bro dead…my patience burned to crisp, and midget man has somehow managed to survive yet another day.

"Hey Seto. What's up?" Great, now it's Mrs. annoying Voice.

"What do you want?" I growl, my voice muffled by the table. Mokuba sits down beside me, and shoves a half devoured drink in my face. I lift my head, and take his cup gratefully. I smile to acknowledge his thoughtfulness, and stand up, wandering slowly over to the edge of the verandah. I laugh maniacally before heaving the cup of coke off the edge, and watch in anticipation as it lands directly on Tea's head as she drives past.

Tea begins screaming from lack of sight, and I watch as her go cart goes veering off the road, before smashing head on into a tree which had somehow appeared over the period of two minutes. I start cheering and dancing in victory, before turning back to see my Brother's alarmed face. His eyes are wide, and his jaw is dropped in shock.

"Bro, you need serious help," he stammers, as I start to kill off my laughing spree. I stop laughing after he says this, and my eyes go blank again. I clear my throat importantly, and walk slowly up to my younger bro, leering over his small form when I reach his side. "What are you…" he begins, but…

"HHHEEEELLLLLPPPPP!" If only Mokuba had learnt over those past 11 years with living with me not to provoke or challenge my anger. If only he knew to keep his mouth shut after I did something I'd been dreaming of doing for ages. If only he had ran while he still had the chance. Maybe then he wouldn't be hanging by his shirt collar from the verandah railing.

"No one can hear your screams dear brother," I say, before noticing Joey stroll past me. He stops beside me, his eyebrow rising in confusion.

"So ah Kaiba…why's ya brother hangin' from da verandah?" he asks, scratching his backside. I shrug in return, before heading inside the go carting building. I find a nice driving simulator ride, and sit down in the seat. "Two bucks! RIP OFF!" I bellow loudly, after noticing the two-dollar sign beside the coin slot. I growl in defeat, before pulling out two dollars from my pocket. I insert the coin, and play this simulator driving game for what seemed like ages, until Yugi and co appear beside me. They seem to be trying to tell me something, especially the way Yugi's screaming "It's time to go Kaiba!" and how Mokuba's tugging at my arm to get meout the seat.

"Urrrggghhhh," I moan, before getting up off the driving seat, and wandering out the building looking like a zombie. I think that game must have liquefied my brain, coz I can't really think anymore.

"So, did we have a good day?" Yami asks from the driver's seat, when we're all sitting in the van. The whole van erupts in cheering, and a few people request to go again. I shudder at the thought, and rest my head on the back window. And so, we spend a while driving through all the traffic to reach my mansion. Once we arrive, I jump out and begin to laugh like a maniac yet again, and start pointing at the other idiots still seated inside the van.

"So Kaiba…we'll be around tomorrow morning again? Ok?" Yugi asked, after getting out of the van too. I stop laughing, and sneer loudly at him.

"In your dreams Yugi!" I hiss, now pointing at him instead. He backs up a little, but Mokuba comes in front of me and shoves my accusing hand out the way. "Sure Yugi. Come round same time tomorrow. We'll both see you then!" he said happily, waving to the van as Yugi got back in and Yami pulled out into the road.

"Mokuba…" I growl lowly, my voice sounding more like a growling bear than anything else. Mokuba must have noticed my rage level rising again, and ran back into the house before I could begin my yelling spree on him. I do my yelling spree anyway, but instead aiming it at the letterbox next to me. After hacking the letterbox to bits using my belt as a whip, I stroll to the front door, feeling ten times better. I wonder how well I'll be able to cope with tomorrow's death trip?


Corad: Like I said, don't let these ppl onto a go kart...so, we had a few crashes, a few drink tossings and some insult throwing...even the coat ripping. I hope that was good enough for those who are still reading. Knowing me ppl won't read this anymore coz it took me too long to update. Anyway, if anyone's still reading, I thank you. The next chapter may be up soon, seeing it's planned in my head. Just a matter of finding time to write. I'll see you in the next chapter, and I promise it won't take as long to update. Toodles!