Corad: Ok, I'm back...whether that's a good thing, I'll let you guys decide...thanks to the reviews some ppl left! I kinda got this idea formed in my head, and thought it would be funny to see it happen. So, I hope you find this ok!
Don't Own Yugioh...or that "Movie"...
Chapter 8 – "Cinderella What!"
I feel my knees give way beneath me; my whole body dropping to the ground. "Yugi! How did you beat me!" I shout, clutching my hands to my thighs. Yugi is smiling from across the duelling arena, as if mocking my sudden loss. "It's not fair! I demand an answer!" I wail, pointing at the midget now. Yugi starts to chuckle, and wanders slowly over to me.
"Well, it's easy Kaiba. First I hijacked that lawn mower you've got in your garage, and then ran over your three blue eyes white dragon cards while you were asleep," Yugi states, holding out a hand to me to help me up. My eyes grow wide, and I scream to the sky, asking for the mercy I know will never come.
"It's not fair! I should have won! I am the better duellist! Why did I lose? (Whack) AAAARRRGGGHHHH!" My eyes shoot open, and I see my brother leaning over me. He is holding my duel disk and by the way it's positioned over my head, he had just hit me with it.
"Come on Seto! Yugi's here!" he whines, and it feels like he's hit me over the head again. "Get out of bed! The whole gang's outside waiting bro!" he finishes, placing the duel disk back onto my desk. He opens up the curtains in my room, and the sunlight is flooding in. How I despise sunlight…
"Fine," I growl unenthusiastically, and pull my sheets off me. I flick my hand at him to get him outta my room. He notices my bear like appearance and the hand-flicking thing, so leaves without question. Smart Kid…maybe he learnt his lesson never to judge my thoughts…or a repeat of yesterday will be in store for him.
I yawn widely, and stand up. I feel too tired to get up now, but knowing that Wheeler…he'll be up here next bombarding me with eggs or some other form of Joey based object. I snigger to myself, and wander over to my drawers and cupboard. I pull out some clean black pants and a clean long sleeved black shirt. For some strange reason I don't wear anything else but the two…and a coat of course. I remember my old faithful getting sucked into the wheels yesterday…how my poor, white beauty was mercilessly murdered at the hands of two morons…I will avenge you my coat. Duke and Tristan will pay for killing you… "They will pay," I growl out loud, my eyes turning to slits.
"Brother! Hurry up!" Mokuba is at it again. Pounding on the door trying to get me out. I roar like a bear and the pounding stops, replaced instead by loud, thumping footsteps fleeing down the stairs. I laugh quietly in victory, and go to my trench coat closet. I pull open the wooden doors, and look at my nice selection of coats. I still miss my old white one…nothing will ever replace the soft, white material and fine stitching…
"This one will do," I mutter, pulling out an exact look alike of my old white coat. In fact, it's so alike that some would think it was my old one…maybe it is? I shrug off the thought, and put it on. I take a quick glance at my blank face in the mirror, before I thrust open the bedroom door and walk out. I remember to lock it, because I don't want Rolland sneaking in again while I'm gone.
I make my way silently down the stairs and into the kitchen, where I see Rolland wearing a pink, frilly apron. I snort at the sight, and Rolland turns around, dropping the bowl of porridge grasped in his hands. I watch in slow motion as his face cracks, and he runs screaming out of the room, the front of the apron covering his face.
"Hey Bro…Yugi is out front waiting for us. He says bring money. I think that's all," Mokuba says loudly. I roll my eyes and wander over to the fridge, and pull open the door. I see the left over pancakes sitting neatly on a plate on a shelf. Deciding not to eat anything after all, and slam the fridge door and stroll out towards the entrance. Mokuba is at my heels, bouncing around behind me.
"Look Mokuba…I don't want to be part of this anymore…I would like to go back to work, and pay off that helicopter which was burnt to a crisp," I snarl, after just stepping outside the door. Mokuba leaps past me and runs towards the van. I hiss at the sight of Mokuba high fiving Yugi, and slam the front door in anger. I storm over to the van, my veins pulsing with rage.
"Oh, hey Kaiba," Yugi says happily, as I finally reach the van. I glance at him, boredom written across my face. He must have seen the expression, and didn't press on. "Well, if we're all here, how about we get going?" he suggests, and Wheeler opens the rolling door for Mokuba and I. I growl lowly, and climb in behind the middle seats, before sitting down at my usual spot at the back. Both Tristan and Duke are grinning stupidly at me, and I sigh in defeat.
"Here ya go Mokuba," Joey says, motioning to the spare seat. Mokuba leaps into the car, and the rolling door is closed with a loud slam. Yugi gets back into the front seat, and so Yami starts up the engine of the van again.
"Ok guys…wanna hear where we're going today!" he screams in joy, turning to us all. The van erupts in happy yells, and so Yugi clears his throat and shouts out the one thing I wish we weren't doing. "We're gonna watch 'A Cinderella Story' at the movies!" he calls. The whole van minus me all yell in excitement, but I start to moan before smacking my head on the window beside me.
The thought of Hilary Duff and the whole concept of girly movie watching is eating away at my sanity, and I know today will be living hell. "So, are we gonna have a good day or what!" Duke shouts out, and raises his fist in enthusiasm. The van cheers loudly again, and I shut my eyes, pushing sudden rage into the pit of my stomach.
And so, Yami somehow manoeuvres the vehicle down the main road and before we know it, we're parked at the cinema car park. Yami turns off the ignition, and everyone starts to get out. Once all the idiots are out, Yami locks the van and we all start to wander over to the automatic sliding doors of the building. I stay at the back, trying to keep a distance from them all so no one will think I'm related to them.
"Hey Bro…come up here!" Mokuba shouts, waving at me from 30 metres ahead. I turn away, pretending not to hear, but he runs past the others and soon grabs my hand. He begins to drag me up the front of the group, until I am officially part of the idiots again. I start to whimper in my head, watching hopelessly as they other 6 begin to make fools of themselves.
'It could be worse…Ishizu or that crazy idiot Malik…or Marik could be here' a voice in me head says, and I grunt in return. Mokuba gives me a strange look after I randomly grunt, but I glare down at him, that bear expression once again plastered on my face. The 8 of us eventually make it to the sliding doors of the cinema, and we step inside, air conditioning hitting my face. I shiver at the sudden drop of temperature.
"Quick, over here guys!" Yugi shouts in joy, running over to the ticket counter. I drag my feet behind the rest, and get into line to buy this stupid ticket. "Now, we all know what Movie we're seeing right?" Yugi asks loudly, and my heart stops beating. I know he's about to shout out the name of the movie…I just hope no one here knows me. "We're gonna see 'A Cinderella Story'" he shouts out, and I cry in defeat, grasping my head and dropping to my knees.
"Brother! You're making scene!" Mokuba hisses at me, and starts to prod me in my forehead. I stop wailing, and glare at him, one of my eyes twitching. He sees his mistake, and squeaks before running off to get protection from Yugi. I stand up after he's gone, and brush myself down from all the cinema dirt…if cinemas even have dirt…
I wait in line for less than five minutes when I hear a female voice behind me, her know-it-all accent burning into my brain. I take a sharp intake of breath, and turn around slowly, seeing Ishizu standing behind me with a smile planted on her face. I relax a little, after realising it was only her without her brother and his Yami.
"So Kaiba…I never thought I'd see you here," she says mystically, her eyes burning into my alarmed face. I grunt in return and look away from her…I wish I never looked over to the gaming section, because I can see both Malik and Marik riding one of those motorbike racing simulator things, and both are screaming and whacking each other.
I shudder as the two finish racing and leap off their motorbike things. Malik turns to face me and waves from across the room. I avert my eyes, pretending I don't know him. He and his Yami jog over to us, but I must have mercy thrown upon me for once and it's my turn to buy a ticket. I request a ticket to watch this chick flick, and the checkout guy gives me a funny look. I hiss in anger at him, complaining that I was forced into it.
Checkout guy nods in understanding, but as soon as I leave the ticket counter, I hear him snort in laughter. Stupid idiot…he doesn't know what it's like to personally know Yugi Motou. If only he knew… I look at my ticket, and see cinema 4 written on it…so I follow the directions on the walls until I am standing outside the cinema. The other idiots eventually catch up, all loaded with food. I roll my eyes…buying cinema food is so pointless…most of it ends up on the floor.
"Ok, let's get in and find a seat then," Yugi says loudly, his own hands loaded with a large drink and massive bucket of popcorn. I follow midget man into the dark theatre, and we find a reasonable seat at the back. We all settle down, and I realise after we're all seated that I'm stuck in between Tristan and Duke. My eyes grow wide at the realisation, and I let out a long, loud "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOooooooooo!"
To make matters worse, I see Ishizu, Marik and Malik all come into the cinema too and sit directly in front of us. And you thought that was bad…a picture of Hilary Duff wearing that dress of hers comes up on the screen. Yeah, I'm pretty sure my third desperate cry drifted out the theatre and into the main entrance of the building.
Corad: Errr...sorry to anyone who likes that movie...I kinda needed a chick flick to shove in, and well...that was really the only one I could remember watching...all the other chick flicks I just switch off and imagine a better place...but yeah, I hope that chappie was stupid enough for you guys! Review if you have the time or want to, and I'll see yas in the next update...not sure when, but there will be an update...
