This popped into my head in the middle of Non- West, and I just had to write it out.

I don't own Naruto.


The hunter padded softly across the room. He paused every time the horrible green carpet betrayed him with a soft squeak. His heart beat sped up, and he could hear the blood pounding in excitement. After all this time, he was going to accomplish his ultimate goal. The moonlight glinted off the teeth in that lurid grin, speaking of the hunter's hostile intentions.

A tan hand slid the weapon carrier lashed around the attacker's black clad thigh open. Slipping his hand quickly in, he revealed a razor, four bladed and a small can of an unknown substance. The man moved to kneel gently on the side of the bed, looming over a slumbering ninja who was blissfully unaware of the horrors that were about the occur.

The hunter snickered as he raised up the man's black bangs, and spread a white substance from the can above the man's every, shaking from holding in the victorious laughter that wanted to burst out from his lungs.

The ninja who had been slumbering stirred slightly when he felt the edge of the razor graze his skin. The attacker stilled his hands until the man had settled back into a comfortable sleep. Quickly, eager to escape before the other man woke and attempted to defend himself, he finished his work and eased his way off the turtle covered comforter.

The hunter opened the bedroom window, and leapt off of it, cackling as he landed on the other roof, watching as a light was turned on in the apartment he had just left. His good natured laughing turned hysterical as he heard the scream coming from the room.


"Naruto." Neji's cold voice caused the blonde sleep deprived ninja to look up from his steaming ramen. After a single glance up, seeing Lee standing next to the oh so furious Hyuuga, he started giggling. Gai, who had just appeared next to his two students stared at Naruto in a horrified way.

Looking at the younger of the two green beasts, the blonde could exclaimed "Revenge is sweet." Before pulling a camera out of his jacket and snapping a picture of the now eyebrow less Rock Lee.

That should teach Fuzzy eyebrows not to make fun of his height.


Thanks for reading this crappy one shot.