Just so you know, some of the characters on the actual show (Pokémon) may appear at my whim. By the way, it was only until now when I realized I hadn't put in a disclaimer:

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon. Or Pee Wee Herman for that matter. I'm only the relative of a possessed maniac, (no offense to Pee Wee Herman fans) 'kay?

This chapter is dedicated to Pee Wee Herman for inspiring me to bash him.

Pee Wee Herman's Pokémon Adventure

Chapter 2

"Hey Ash, what are you doing here?" a familiar voice voiced.

"Huh? Max? I was gonna stop Team Rocket, but I changed my mind after purchasing some cool Pokémon stuff at their hideout." Ash grinned as he held up a few Masterballs and death-related merchandise. "I even got this cool Pikachu shirt!"

"Um, Ash, that's a picture of Giovanni blasting Pikachu into the atmosphere with a bazooka. And it's signed 'JJ&M'."

"There's still a Pikachu on the shirt," Ash muttered, stuffing it in his pack. "Anyway what are YOU doing here?"

"I'm out looking for Professor Oak. My senses told me to head to Pallet because I heard a sickening scream somewhere near your house."

"But…you…live in Hoenn…"

"Yeah. Everyone heard it; it was on the news this morning," Max answered.

"But—"

"Aaaaaaaagh!" a voice shrieked from Viridian's sky, and soon afterward a large imprint covered the ground, bearing a black-haired man.

"Hello there, kiddies!" Pee Wee Herman waved, getting up as if nothing had happened.

"Ahh! It's the man in my nightmares!" Max screamed, running to the sea that separated Kanto from Hoenn. He disappeared into the horizon, trying to swim across the massive sea.

"Okay… So who are you?" Ash demanded, his hands on his hips.

"I'm Pee Wee Herman!" Pee Wee answered, giggling. Ash stared at him, before shock crossed his features.

"The man in my nightmares…?" Ash stood still, then bolted off after Max.

"Okay, goodbye! I hope I'll see you soon!" Pee Wee waved, before a lightning bolt struck the sea and the dot in the distance stopped moving.

"Alrighty then, time to get some Pokey mans!" He headed straight to the mart.

"I need Pokey mans, so I can be the Pokey man Master and raise enough money to have my playhouse aired EEEEEEEVERYWHERE!" Pee Wee squealed, terrifying the cashier.

"We-We don't sell Pokémon…"

"No Pokey mans? That's ridiculous. Is this some sort of magic trick?" He grinned stupidly, batting his eyelashes, causing the cashier to shudder.

"I-If you want Pokémon, y-you h-h-h-h-h-h—"

"I like 'H'. It's the first letter in Herman!" Just then a guy with brown spikey hair turned.

"And homo," he laughed.

"There are lots of ho, ho, hos in Christmas," Pee Wee beamed, "What's your name?"

"Stop being stupid Ash. I know it's you behind that mask. You couldn't fool a Zubat!"

"Ash? Ash Ketchum?" Pee Wee murmured in thought.

"Yeah. Loser," Gary sneered, walking off. Pee Wee looked down.

"Loser?" Security guards jumped Gary and he let out a blood-curdling scream. As he was pounded into the ground for shoplifting (he picked up his item and walked out), Pee Wee found a few round red and white balls.

"Ooh! I like balls! I play with them all the time!" Noticing that no one was paying attention, he shrugged, picked up the Pokeballs and headed back into the route between Pallet and Viridian.