I KNOW at least one person must be reading otherwise I wouldn't have more than 35 hits. Anyway, just to let anyone reading know, I'm probably going to make the characters OOC, but it's most likely on purpose. Oh yes, and my disclaimer in the second chapter accounts for all the others. Enjoy the next chapter!

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Pee Wee Herman's Pokémon Adventure

Chapter 3

"Rattata!" a Rattata screeched as Pee Wee was performing in front of it.

"Isn't this fun?" he asked, dancing with a pair of boxers he found previously lying on the ground.

(Somewhere in Viridian Forest)

"Man! I hate these shorts! Where the hell did I put my boxers? I'm starting to fucking chafe!" one of several Joey Youngsters complained, rubbing his upper leg.

(Back at Route Whatever-Is-Between-Pallet-And-Viridian)

"Rattatat!" Rattata shrieked, sinking its fangs into Pee Wee Herman's hand.

"YEEEEOW! You should be more nice to people around you!" Pee Wee commented. A lightbulb lit over his head, and he gazed loveingly at it. Oh wait. That was the sun.

After Pee Wee went blind, he stumbled over a rock, causing a Pokeball to fall out and roll towards the Rattata.

"Ratta?" the rodent sniffed the ball before turning around and pausing. It lifted it's hind legs and kicked the ball into Pee Wee's face, which eventually bounced off to the ground where a Whismur sat. On contact, the Whismur exploded and the ball was sent flying toward a Magikarp.

"Magih-karp-karp!" the karp Pokémon shouted as the Pokeball struck its target. A flash of light appeared and in an instant, the fish was captured.

"Huh?" Pee Wee muttered as the Pokeball flung back to his hand. Instead it hit his face, rebounded, and hit his face again.

"What luck!" Pee Wee stated. "I got my ball back!"

(Somewhere near Team Rocket)

"GGGGGAH!" a con artisty salesman with an accent shrieked. "Where is my Magikarp! I could've sold it to that blue-haired guy for three hundred dollars!" He sighed and took off his disguise. "Oh well, I guess I'll have to pick one up at the lake again."

(Back with Pee Wee)

"Karp, karp!" Magikarp flailed, drying in the sunbaked ground of Viridian.

"I know, I'll call you Wee Wee!" Pee Wee suggested, picking up the dry fish. It's gills were swelling but Pee Wee hadn't realized the fish was kicking the bucket.

"Kaaar… magi… karp…" it stopped moving, and Pee Wee picked it up.

"I know! We can go tanning at the beach!"

(Near the seaside)

"Isn't this nice?" Pee Wee asked his brown crusted fish. It didn't respond. "Maybe I can get that spikey black-haired kid's attention with a tan. Hmm…"

After a few hours, Pee Wee picked up Wee Wee and the two headed into Viridian Forest.

"I wonder why my skin's all stretchy," Pee Wee wondered, pulling at his melted flesh. "Maybe I'm a witch!" he said idiotically, dancing in front of a random kid.

"Hey! Those are my boxers! Gimme back my underwear, bastard!" Joey Youngster commanded.

"Finders keepers, losers weepers," Pee Wee said, wagging a finger at Joey.

"Fine, I'll battle with you for them!"

"Battling's no fun. Maybe we could go to my house in Pallet and play around," Pee Wee said.

"No fuckin' way you homo!" Joey snatched a Pokeball and tossed it toward Pee Wee.

"Go, Feraligatr!" a large crocodile Pokémon appeared, roaring.

"Oopsie doopsie, I made a poopsie," Pee Wee Herman said, crossing his legs together.

"Hydro Cannon, NOW!" Immediately, Feraligatr blasted a surge of water that forced Pee Wee and Wee Wee into the atmosphere.