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Pee Wee Herman's Pokémon Adventure

Chapter 4

"I'll miss you too. Goodbye, Mom!" a young brunette said, walking down her front stairs to pursue her dream in Johto. She sighed, feeling lonely.

"Maybe I should've went with Ash."

"WHOA!" screamed an orange-clad speck in the sky.

"What the…?" A gaping hole in the ground led the girl to it, and she stared curiously at it, noticing black hair. "Ash?" A head popped out, then a fish, and another head.

"Max!" the girl exclaimed in surprise, her brother crawling out of the hole.

"Hey, May. Me and my Ralts were doing some psychic maneuvers in the sky when this bozo and his Magikarp here smashed into me. I guess Confusion couldn't hold out long enough, because I was sent flying and ended up here."

"Duh…" May replied, drooling in bewilderment.

"MAY!" Max yelled angrily, trying to snap his sister out of her trance.

"Hello kids," another voice answered, and a slim man with a pair of orange boxers wrapped around his head emerged. "Would you like to see Wee Wee?" Max's eye twitched, and only extreme paranoia prevented him from bolting off into his house.

"Wee Wee?" May asked. Pee Wee grabbed his Magikarp and showed it to the Maple siblings.

"AHH!" the two shrieked, falling backwards.

"That thing's dead!" May shouted, pointing toward the immobile fish Pokémon.

"He's a deadweight I'll tell you!"

"No! He's dead," Max tried to explain, "you know, lifeless, deceased, out of it, in another world, dead?"

"Look at Wee Wee's turban!" Pee Wee said after tying the underwear to his Pokémon's head. May freaked out and ran to her house. She returned seconds later with a long, green, hose.

"May, it's already dead! That won't help!" Max yelled, panicking. Nevertheless, his sister blasted a surge of water at the dried, cracked, fish.

"Ooh, pretty words," Pee Wee commented on the details, before a burst of water sent him into the hole.

"Karp!" May gasped at the sound, a frown curling into a smile. But her happiness subsided as she realized Max was nowhere to be found. Pee Wee leaped out of the hole, drenched but still holding his dead Magikarp.

"What the!" May said, staring at the thrashing Magikarp on the ground. It was only then till she realized the karp was wearing oversized nerdy glasses.

"Max turned into a MAXIKARP?" May bellowed, her hands jumping to her face.

"Magikarrrp?" Max mumbled, falling asleep.

"MAX! I'm so sorry, please forgive me," May started sobbing as Pee Wee danced with the dead Wee Wee.

"Ha! I got you, May!" Max laughed as he popped out of the Magikarp skin.

"Huh!"

"You thought I turned into a Magikarp! You should've seen your expression—Priceless!" he snickered. Flames caught afire in her eyes, and she dashed after her sneering brother, threatening to rip him apart limb from limb. After she flung Max over Hoenn with her foot, she turned toward Pee Wee, teeth clenched.

"You're next!" She ran at him, ready to attack him with sickening blows, before she was sucked into a portal.

"Wow, I've never saw a hole that big," Pee Wee remarked. "It would be fun going in there. But not as fun as balls! I should go find that Ash-kid, and we could have a little fun!"

(Somewhere in Johto)

"Huh? Where am I?" May asked, getting up.

"So you decided to come to Johto after all!" a voice announced, and she turned toward a strange man with long purple hair.

"Harley! What are you doing here!"

"Oh, May, I live here!" Harley replied, smiling. She peered at her surroundings and stood up from the floor. "Where's Drew? I thought you would've went with him," Harley asked, trying to piss her off.

"Why do you always assume I'm with Drew?" Noticing a Gay Guy Monthly magazine on the table, May gasped.

"Oh my god, you're GAY?" Harley looked up at her, hurt by her words.

"You didn't know?" May stared at him in shock, before a thought came to her.

"Hey… I know someone who'd be perfect for you!"

"You do?" Harley asked, brightening. May pulled out a picture of an ebony-haired man.

"His name's Pee Wee. I know where you can find him."

"He's a little skinny but… black hair is so sexy," Harley stated, daydreaming.

"Good! He's in Hoenn, probably near Petalburg," May informed.

"All right, see you later, May! Oh, and if you see Drew, give him a good word for me, 'kay?" Harley waved, running to the express ferry from Johto to Hoenn.