The man's a wild animal, that anyone can tell,

I suppose he's got a few good points, but don't I as well?

He's gluttonous and dimwitted, unpredictable and wild,

And sustains the composure and mentality of a four-year-old child.

While you and I work hard for money, he'll spend it all to drink,

And when stuck in brawls he rushes ahead without even stopping to think.

So what he has that I don't, I have yet to know,

As being on this journey for so long now's made my affections for you grow.\

A note from the author: Yeah, that's right. I actually decided to get off my lazy ass. This had actually been written months ago..but you know me, eh?

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