Xander stared at the mirror in confusion.
Why didn't she break my neck... or angel when he pulled me away? he thought silently as he looked at the red marks faith's hands had made on his neck.
Two super strong beings pulling me in different directions and all I end up with is a red mark? he wondered again before his attention was drawn closer to his neck.
More precisely to the paper then scar just above his Adams apple "What the hell?" he muttered as he thought back Faith didn't do it... he sisterhood of Jhe? No they had claws he thought as he ran through that period and his mind clicked on the one point where he could get that scar.
"HOLY SHIT O'TOOL CUT MY THROAT!" he shouted at the mirror in concern. "Okay cut throat and not being dead is definitely a bad thing" he said before he stopped and looked back at his reflection.
"Of course it does have it advantages but still" he thought desperately as he walked back and forth in his small room. "okay, let make a checklist of what I'm not" he muttered and sat down with a pencil and a piece of paper "okay lets start alphabetical" he muttered as he started jotting down possibilities
Two hours later he had finished and worked his way down the list checking off the names when he proved them incorrect .
"Okay Vampire" he said as he looked out the window as the sun was slowly setting below the horizon "Thank god no" he said as he checked it off "Wraith... well I can still pick thinks up so that's a no" he muttered as he looked at the last one on the list "Zombie... well I don't feel like baking a cake so... no" he said as he checked off the last of the list.
Well this just sucks he thought to himself as he looked out the window and realized he was late for the Scooby meeting.
With a curse he grabbed his stake and holy water before rushing out the door.
He made it halfway to the library before the hairs started to prickle on the back of his neck, turning around he glanced around at the deserted street in concern, cursing himself again for being out this late alone.
He was in sight of the school when a heavy hand clamped around his neck and an it's equal slapped around his mouth preventing him from yelling.
Quickly fishing into his pocket he pulled out the bottle of holy water and slammed it into the vampire's hand. With a curse to himself he watched the bottle bounce off and go rolling across the ground ooh yeah... my day just keeps getting better
Pulling himself up on the vampires grip he brought both feet down on the vampires knee. As the vampire let go Xander turned and looked into the chest of the vampire that had grabbed him.
Chest? he wondered idly as he followed it up to the towering creature before him.
"Umm... when did Big Foot move to Sunny D?" he muttered to the eight foot fur covered monster in front of him.
Pulling out his stake Xander Swallowed heavily and clamped down on the feeling of terror "Listen bud... I'm a friend of the slayers and if you know what's good for..." he got before the heavy right caught him across the face and the world went dark.
Growling at the still form for a second he turned to the two human looking people with him "Get the things he dropped... don't leave anything that would tell them what happened" he said and waited for the two to move off before picking up the boy. "I don't know why he wants you so much... but I really hate these kinda jobs" he grumbled as he walked into the darkness.
