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Author's notes – And so now it is time for the second chapter!

Date chapter started: Tuesday, January 4, 2005

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I am a freak, touch me

A sticker I saw

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Chapter 2 – The list of pretty boys

The k3w had all assembled Lily, Sophia and Eva's rooms after dinner and Lily's prefect meeting.

"Parchment, please," Lily said as she sat down with her quill and ink in the circle made up of the k3w.

"Parchment," Chloe said, handing it over to Lily.

Lily dipped her quill into the ink and wrote down Pretty Boys at the top of the paper.

"Ok, let's set down some ground rules first," Natalie said as she stopped Lily from writing down names.

"I think that we should all just have one target we go after," Paige suggested.

"Excellent, we can pick six boys and then divide them up between us," Eva said, rubbing her hands together with anticipation.

"Good idea," Lily said setting the parchment and quill down.

"I say we have James Potter, Sirius Black and Lucious Malfoy, for starters," Sophia said as she got into the whole idea.

"I agree," Chloe said.

"So we have those three set. We just need three more," Lily said, thinking.

"Who is that guy from Hufflepuff? The one who is really full of it?" Paige said trying to remember the name.

"Are you talking about Brandon Riley?" Natalie asked.

"Yeah that's him. We should put him down if there are no objections, besides he is quite fit," Paige said grinning. The k3w burst out laughing; this behavior was so like Paige.

"Fine lover girl," Eva said. "We will add Brandon Riley."

"Now just two more guys," Sophia said, thinking hard.

"Remus," Chloe asked softly.

"Just for you darling," Lily said grinning at her friend.

"But Remus isn't like all of them," Sophia argued. "He is…umm…how shall I put it? Nice!"

"Come on Sophia, just let her have him," Paige said.

"Plus even if he is nice, this just gives Chloe an excuse to ask him out…finally," Natalie says and they all start laughing again.

"Ok so, so far we have James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Brandon Riley and Lucious Malfoy. All we need is one more person," Lily said.

"I know who we can pick," Eva said grinning and then didn't continue.

"Please do not say Snape. I mean it isn't right what the marauders do to him, but he is just plain ugly," Lily said.

Eva laughed, "No, it is not Snape. I was thinking more alone the lines of Nate Lemoir."

"Oh my god, that is guy is so hot!" Paige screamed. "I want him you devious Eva." Paige started pouting.

Eva laughed. Chloe cut in, "We haven't even picked who gets whom yet, Paige. Just calm down."

Paige reluctantly sat down.

"Now that we had order," Lily began, looking over at Paige. "We have to pick who gets who."

Lily picked back up her quill and the piece of parchment and began to write.

Pretty Boys

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Lucious Malfoy

Nate Lemoir

Brandon Riley

"Well?" Lily asked as she finished the last name.

"Lily," Eva said, grinning.

"Yes?" Lily said unsure of what was going to happen.

"You get James Potter!" Eva shouted, making Lily jump.

The k3w all laughed at the horrified look on Lily's face.

"James Potter…" Lily spit out with disgust.

"Just think of it as an opportunity," Sophia suggested.

After a little bit of silence and Lily considering her options she opened her mouth to tell her friends her decision, "It is a deal. I am going to she how much it takes to rid me of James Potter for ever."

They all grinned at Lily.

"Now for Sirius Black," Lily said reading down the list.

"Natalie," Paige said without hesitation.

Everyone else nodded in agreement.

"Remus Lupin," Lily said going to the next name.

No one even had to say who was going to get Remus and none of the k3w had ever seen a bigger smile on Chloe's face then there was now.

"Lucious Malfoy," Lily said.

No one even volunteered.

"I will do it," Sophia said.

All their friends shuddered. "It is ok," Eva said, trying to help out her friend, "If you don't want to I will."

"No I should be the one. I am so independent and I am the only pure-blood here, we all know the Malfoy's opinions…" Sophia said and then on second though added, "And I am a complete babe so how can that Jerk resist me?"

They all laughed and one they had calmed down, Lily continued.

"Nate Lemoir," Lily said.

"I want him," Paige said jumping up and down.

"Yeah but I spotted him first," Eva argued.

"So what?" Paige said.

"How do you know he even likes you?" Eva shot back.

"Guys calm down," Lily said, trying to split them up.

"She started it," Paige said, pointing fingers like a little girl.

"Why don't they just both ask him out and let him choose," Chloe suggested.

"Too risky because Paige will kill someone if she doesn't get picked and well Eva, I guess she won't even care," Natalie said.

"Never mind, I will take Brandon," Paige said, giving in. "Nate is a little too much party for me," Paige admitted and they all knew there was no one who was too much party for Eva.

"Then it is all settled," Lily said, as she marked the last too on the list and then got up and hid the list in her underwear drawer where she was sure no one would find it. (A/N – I know that they do not have trunks, but since Lily is part muggle, she conjured up some drawers since she was used to them more.)

"We can figure the rest out later," Lily said.

Sophia, Eva and Lily all climbed into their beds and settled down. Natalie, Chloe and Paige all conjured up sleeping bags and snuggled into their sleeping bags.

"Night," the six girls chorused and then closed theirs eyes so fall away into dreamless sleep.

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Lily woke up and yawned. She rubbed the sleep from her eyes and recognized the familiar sound of the shower. Lily sat up, opened her curtain and recognized the familiar bodies of her friends doing exactly the same thing.

"Hey Sophia," Lily said as she slid her feet out from under her. Lily noticed that Chloe, Natalie and Paige's sleeping bags were gone.

"They left about ten minutes ago to go get ready," Sophia said, answering the unspoken question.

"Eva is hogging the shower, right?" Lily said and was replied by a yawn and nod of the head from Sophia. "Typical."

Lily stood up and stretched. "So what have I missed since it seems you guys were all up before me?" Lily asked as she walked over to her dresser.

"Well we decided that we would each ask our target out on a different day. Paige volunteered to go first. We have given her until the end of the week to start her mission," Sophia said. Lily and Sophia then started giggling because they thought that they sounded so funny with all this mission and target stuff.

"What's so funny?" Eva asked, turning up in the doorway with only a towel on and another towel wrapped around her hair.

"Nothing," Sophia said as she caught her breath. "Lily, you can go ahead. I don't feel like taking a shower today."

"Thanks," Lily said as she grabbed her bath stuff and made her way into the bathroom.

Once Eva and Sophia were sure that Lily was not going to here them, Sophia confessed, "I told her that Paige was going first even though we all voted to have her go first."

Eva burst out laughing, "I was wondering why you weren't dead yet when I arrived."

"Hey I can take Lily Evans," Sophia said defiantly.

They both started giggling while in the bathroom Lily had started up a conversation with the mirror.

"Hey Jake," Lily said as she closed the bathroom door. (A/N – yes I decided that the girl's mirror would be a guy. It just makes it more fun.)

"Hey Lily. You are looking quite fit if I might say so myself and I have checked out a lot of chicks," Jake answered proudly.

"That is sweet of you, but I don't date mirrors," Lily said and shared a laugh with the mirror.

Lily pulled out her bathing things and turned on the shower. She pulled off her nighty and jumped into the shower.

Jake whistled, "Quite fit indeed."

"Stop looking, perv," Lily shouted from the shower.

"I am a mirror. It is my duty," Jake said.

"Whatever," Lily said, as she finished scrubbing her body and went to work on her hair. She was finished with her hair in a good amount of time.

Lily turned off the water and then grabbed her towel off the floor. She wrapped the towel around her and stepped out of the shower.

"You are no fun at all," Jake complained as he noticed Lily had already put her towel on.

"Just no fun for you,' Lily grinning and then left the room.

Sophia and Eva were all ready for breakfast. They were sitting on Eva's bed, talking and waiting for Lily.

"Hurry up, I am so hungry," Sophia said just as her stomach let out a loud growl.

"You are probably the only person I know who eats as much at Potter and Black," Lily said as she dried off and then pulled on her school uniform.

Once Lily had gotten the uniform on, she realized how much she had grown over the summer. The shirt was now a tad bit on the short side, revealing the belly button ring she had gotten last summer. The shirt was also a lot tighter around the bust, but stiff fit. The skirt had gotten a little bit shorter as well, coming to more above the knees than it used to.

"I look like a mother trying to fit into her child's clothing," Lily said, horrified.

"You look fine," Eva said.

"No I don't. This is not something Lily Evans would wear. I want something more concealing like Sophia's uniform," Lily complained.

Sophia had thrown her school skirt in the washer with black dye, which had given the skirt a black shade to it. She also had a long baggy school t-shirt. She had her nails black as usual, some mascara and she had added some black lippy today just to freak people out.

"Look, I know that I am a total babe, but I thought you wanted a change," Sophia pointed out.

"You're right, but I still want to be me at the same time. I will just loosen the shirt up a bit," Lily said, pulling out her wand.

"Fine, but leave it short. You're belly ring looks so cool, it is just that no one ever gets to see it," Eva suggested.

Lily took her friend's advice and just loosened up the bust a bit.

"Ready? Paige, Chloe and Natalie are waiting for us in the common room," Sophia said.

The three girls descended the stairs: one a black goddess, one a red goddess and one a party goddess. (A/N – lol I just had to say that. Sophia is the black goddess, Lily the red and Eva the party.)

"You're uniform had changed," Natalie said suspiciously.

"It has," Chloe agreed, but not realizing how yet.

"I know!" Paige shouted. "Everything is shorter and your belly button ring is showing." Paige beamed, proud of how observant she was.

"Enough of this, I am hungry," Sophia said.

"Wait have you told Lily yet?" Chloe asked.

"Told me what?" asked Lily confused.

"That you have to go after James first," Paige informed.

"No, Sophia said you were going to go first," Lily informed her friend.

"Well then she was lying," Natalie informed Lily.

"Sophia?" Lily asked, turning to glare at her friend.

"Yes Lily dear?" Sophia asked, innocently.

"Is this the truth?" Lily asked.

"Yes," chorused the other four girls.

"Yes," Sophia said grinning.

"You are devious Sophia Rachel Christensen," Lily said.

After Lily thought it over and replied, "Fine, at least I get to get this over with soon."

They all left the common room and made their way to the great hall for breakfast. Everyone turned to watch the k3w entered the great hall grinning. James got up from the Gryffindor table with Sirius and walked over to the group.

James whistled and Sirius said, "Wow Evans, you are hot."

"So Evans, you want to go out sometime?" James asked, pushing Sirius aside as if Lily was James' property.

"Sure, Potter," Lily said and then pushed him aside to walk by with her friends.

James' mouth dropped open, along wit Sirius' mouth.

"She just said she would go out with you," Sirius breathed.

"She just said she would go out with me!" James exclaimed and pulled Sirius with him as he followed the k3w over to Gryffindor table.

"You can sit with us, Evans," Sirius said.

"Ok," Lily said, shrugging her shoulders and placed herself next to Remus.

"Hey Remus," Lily said as she sat down and started to pour herself some cereal.

"Hey Lily," Remus replied as he took another bite of his pancake.

James sat down on the other side of Lily. "Is there something you would like to share with me?" he asked. He was suspicious that something was up because Lily hated his guts and she had just agreed to go out with him.

"Just because I said I would date you does not mean that you can call me Lily," Lily said as she turned to face James. Just to emphasize her point she added, "Potter."

"Ok then, let's just eat shall we," James said turning back to his food.

Sirius had already begun to load his plate after he took a seat from the opposite side of the table.

Not long after, Natalie appear at the table and sat down next to Sirius, mouthing to Lily, "I thought you might like a little company."

Lily smiled back in response.

Breakfast continued with James trying to talk with Lily and Lily just ignoring him pretty much. Eventually James gave up and decided to talk to Sirius.

"So Padfoot, what is your schedule?" James asked.

"Who really cares? I have decided to take today off," Sirius said grinning.

This got Lily's attention. "This is the first day of school, you cannot skip it," she argued.

"Watch me," Sirius shot back.

"Don't worry, I will and as a prefect I will tell your teachers and you will be stuck with detention," Lily growled.

Sirius looked like Christmas had been taken away this year. "You, you…you…erm…you fun ruinner, you," Sirius said, trying to come up with something.

James laughed at his friend's stupidity. "You wouldn't do that, would you Lily?' he asked sweetly.

"Actually I would, Potter," Lily shot at him.

"I will skip class too and then you will have to live with the fact that you are dating and let me quote an irritating, self-centered prat," James said.

"Then I will just have to break up with you," Lily threatened, which shut James up.

"How can you be friends with her? She is ferocious," Sirius whispered to Natalie.

"I heard that I would like you to know that I actually am nice. Since you don't seem to enjoy my company I will just go and sit somewhere else where I am actually wanted," Lily said getting up and walking away. Natalie excused her followed Lily.

"Sirius," James complained. "I wanted to spend time with her."

"Only because she was tolerating your presence and that is not like the Lily Evans we know. There is something going on with the k3w and we as marauders have to find out," Sirius said.

"You are pathetic," Remus said, laughing at his friends.

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Author's notes – Ok I know that chapter wasn't much but I just wanted to get their plan on the play. I was also wondering if I should change the name of my story to, "Take Down of the Pretty Boys." If you have an opinion on this matter I would love to hear it.

Brilover – Well Lily isn't exactly a whore, just is just trying to not be as uptight. A little change never hurt anyone.

Greeneyemagiccatsfairys – Lol yes I know you just hate girly girls, but it is so fun to write people like that. Plus I put a punkish person in there for you.

Iluvlilninjai – Hey Gracie!! I am glad that you liked it. Here is the chapter that you wanted.

Lilred-07 – I am glad that you like it. Big grin

Blink182Rox – Blink 182 does rock. Lol. Yes I am sorry about the confusion. I went back and changed it. I meant to have Paige say sixth but I just had like a crazy moment and wrote fifth for some reason. I am glad that you liked the chapter.

Pristinelily – Yeah maybe. I have no idea what the future holds. Sorry that you didn't like the first chapter. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it.

Monkeycheeks – I am glad that you like the story. I hope it turns out well since this is only my second fanfiction and I don't have that much writing experience.

RainPoet – first I just thought I would tell you that you have a very cool user name. I love poetry. Happy New Year to you also. I am glad that you like the story and I hope this update was soon enough.

-The oh so psycho one

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