A/N I watched season 2 on the internet and thought, how does Ken avoid doing the dishes. So here is my take on a dish day!
Disclaimer: Don't own anything
Ken Ichijouji sighed and rubbed his hands through his shoulder length black hair. His partner, Wormmon, was curled up on his desk, fast asleep. Ken was finishing a report for a case that he had been working in for the past several weeks, and that he had only just cracked today. He grimaced and rubbed a hand over his side. The man that he had been prosecuting had been much bigger than him, and had punched him in the ribs several times. It was only Stingmon that had secured the criminal. Only it had tired out Wormmon, and so he was taking a well deserved break.
"Ken!" called his wife, Yolei, from her station by the television. Let any of their children near it before they did their homework, and you couldn't get them off. He loved Yolei, he really did, but he knew what day it was, and he was dreading it.
"Ken! It's your turn to do the dishes!" called Yolei.
"Not now! I'm busy!" called Ken, typing very hard on his computer. Wormmon shuddered briefly, and turned over.
"Ken! You have too, otherwise they will just sit there until tomorrow!"
"Get Hawkmon to do them!"
"No! He hasn't got any thumbs."
"What have thumbs got to so with doing the dishes?"
"They can hold the bloody brush!"
Ken sighed and decided to ignore her. It was too much effort to get up and do the dishes. He needed to finish this report. He sat back and typed. There was silence from Yolei. Maybe she was doing the dishes? Ken shrugged and got back to his work.
"Oh Ken?" said a voice from the doorway. Ken turned and saw Yolei leaning against the doorframe, looking very seductive. Ken gulped and Wormmon shuddered again. This time a brief snort was heard from the Digimon, but he was ignored.
"Ken honey, what do you do for a living?" Yolei swayed into the room.
"I'm a… detective?" he answered.
"And does a detective mean?"
She caressed his ear.
"He detects stuff." Ken was shivering now.
"Right. So as a detective you detect stuff. So, Mr Detective, DETECT THE DISHES!" Yolei yelled, then grabbed Ken by the ear and proceeded to drag Ken all the way to the kitchen, to the hoots and screams of laughter coming from Wormmon, and the yells of pain coming from Ken.
