Chapter Seven: Cookies and Kisses.
The group awoke in the afternoon to the sounds of sizzling and the sweet smell of food. The boys all looked around for Abby, who, they couldnt find. Stan and Kyle were the first ones up and moving after the disaperence of Abby. The snow had stopped and most of it was melted. The air smellt sweet, almost like cotton candy, or some other kind of sweet food that melts in your mouth.
All noses pointed upwards. Cartman shot out of his sleeping bag, tounge hanging out and drooling all over Stans floor.
"FOOD! OH MY GOD FOOOOOODD!" Cartman bolted towards the kitchen but came to a sudden stop when he noticed that all the other boys wher giggling quitely to themselves. "What the hell are you fags laughing at."
"Nothing." Stan replied, chocking on the laughter bubbling up his throught.
Cartman continued to walk into the kitchen. Every step he shot a glance back at the eight boys giggling at him. When he finally reached the kitchen, he saw Abby was cooking breakfast for eveyone, and some cookies! Abby had the biggest smile on her face, she had her eyes closed as she flipped the pancakes, giggling when it hit the pan again.
"Good morning boys." She turned to face Cartman with the pan in her hands and turned beet red. She screamed loudly and whipped the hot pancake at him as she ran from the room in utter terror.
The eight boys filled the house in an uproar of laughter as Abby dodged behind Kyle covering her eyes.
"What the hell was that for you stupid skank!" Cartman turned around the pancake was sitting in his hair. All Abby could do was point at Cartman in disgust as all the boys where on the floor clutching thier stomachs from laughin so much. Cartman looked down towards where she was pointing, he wasnt wearing any pants.
Cartman bolted for his sleeping bag looking for his pants. He quickly slipped them on. When the laughter stopped Abby knew it was safe to open her eyes. She heard a soft ding come from the kitchen.
"Oh, my cookies are done...Goodie!" Abby skipped towards the kitchen. Taking the cookies out of the oven she came back in with chocolate chip cookies and ginger snaps. "Who wants some." All the boys gathered around her, grabbing at the cookies. After all the boys had finished thier cookies, Cartman reached up to scratch his head, noticing that the gooey half cooked pancake still lay in his hair.
"Oh sick man...that is sooo weak." Abby giggled an apologie.
"It was your own fault for comming into the kitchen...well...with...you know...NOTHING ON!"
"Thats a lie, i had my shirt on." Cartman retorted. He looked down and noticed that, he indeed, was not wearing a shirt. "what the fuck...HAPPENED TO MY SHIRT YOU ASS WHIPES!"
Cartman was not very happy. All the boys shrugged. Abby was still smiling.
"Eh you smelly bitch, wipe that grin off your face or ill wipe it of for you."
Abby looked coldly at him, raising her gloved fist. She took off her oven mit and whipped him across the face with it.
"Ass hole." Abby had mutterd this under her breath and returned to the kitchen. She reached for a cuboard and got the ingredients to make more pancakes. After everyone had eaten Abby got up and told them all to get dresses or she would kick them so hard in the nuts, that they would come out of thier mouths. Kyle was the last to leave the kitchen. Just as she turned around to wash the dishes. Kyle snuck up behind her and snaked his arms around her waist, pulling her into him.
"Thank you Abby, for everything." Abby blushed a deep shade of red. She turned around so she was facing him and smiled.
"No problem Kyle. Ill save your sweet ass any day of the week." A wide grin spread across her face. Before Kyle could retort on her comment about his ass, she kissed him softly on the lips and turned back to her dishes, leaving him cold in the dust begging for more. Kyle turned around to notice that Cartman was video taping the whole thing. He charged at Cartman but Cartman had caught on when he had turned around and already made a bolt for safety.
Abby just continued about her duties. Once she finished cleaning up, she ran upstairs to where all the boys where fighting about who got the bathroom first. Abby wandered into Stan's room where her suitcases where, grabbed a pale pink sundress, a pair of knee high socks, underware and a bra. She then walked out of the room and pushed past all the boys and into the bathroom slamming the door behind as if to tell them to stop fighting because the bathroom was taken.
After getting dressed and brushing her teeth she put her slightly curly hair into its ribbons and left the washroom. All the boys stared at her as she walked past. Kyle tried to get a glipse of her but Cartman was infront of him, so he couldnt really see anything.
When Abby got downstairs there was a knock at the door. Abby opened the door, noticing that it was the boy who had left before.
"Oh...Hi...Token right?"
"Yah, can i come in Abby?"
"Sure, everyone is upstairs fighting about who gets the bathroom first."
"What a buch of pussies."
Token walked past Abby and ran upstairs. Next all you could hear was Tweek screaming and a crashing sound. Abby ran upstairs to find Tweek ontop of Craig, again. Apparently Token had scared Tweek.
"Hey, ive got an idea," Abby stated plainly, "Since your all guys, i dont think it matters if you change infront of each other, girls do it all the time...its not like i havent seen anything before...and i promise i wont come up here."
The boys all shrugged and started taking off thier shirts and pajama pants.
"Hey woah...you could let me atleast go down stairs first." Abby slapped her hand over her eyes and started to walkin the wrong direction and bumped into Kyle. She fell down on the floor and Token ran over to pick her up and help her down the stairs, the last thing she needed was more naked Cartman. When the two made it down the stairs they sat on the couch.
"So, what did i miss after i left?"
"Hmmm, well, lets see, i accidently kissed Kenny, and Kyle saw, he left the house when the huge snow storm started to come, and i ran out to go find him. He passed out and then the power went out when we got here. So i came down the stairs from looking for the flashlights, and then, he woke up and asked where he was, so i told him waht happened, and he didnt believe that i could have saved him, cause im so short. So, i got mad and went to Stans basement, and found an out pool que. I came upstairs and tried to kill him with it."
Token looked at her in shock.
"Anything else i should know about."
"Oh yah, we woke up in the morning and i was making everyone breakfast, and Cartman came into the kitchen naked."
Token looked like he was about to throw up.
"You saw Cartman naked...grosse."
"Yup, oh yah, and then i kissed Kyle."
Token looked amazed, and shocked, and surprised.
"Wow, i missed alot. So, what are you guys doing today?"
"Well i havent told the boys but, were going on a picnic, and watching Cartmans video tapes that he shot last night. I was just about to start making the food, do you want to help."
"Sure, i'd love too."
The two of them walked into the kitchen and started to prepare for the picnic. Token made some sandwiches and Abby make some pastries. Cookies, a chocolate cake, bologna snadwiches and the traditional giant piece of ham was packed into the basket. On top of that, a blanket, pop, styraphome cups and a carving knife were placed in. The basket was then placed in a small wagon and Token ran upstairs to ask Cartman for his video camera so they could all watch it.
The boys all charged down the stairs and gathered around Abby on the couch. Cartman then stood up infront of the tv and started to talk.
"Alright, this tape, is my one of last night. I have titled it, Jew boy makes a fool of himself." Cartman ignored Kyles outburst and placed the tape in the vcr. Stan turned up the volume.
On the screen, Kyle had put his arm around Stan and they started singing. they started to laugh, at Kyles bad singing voice. Then it flashed to Abby, Craig, Tweek,Clyde and Token sitting around the fire and then Tweek getting scared. The camera then zoomed in on Abby as she got up and the boys all followed her. The camera then turned off.
The screen was black for a couple seconds and Cartman had then started to view Abby singing on stage and falling off. Then, the image of Kyle throwing up all over Abby flashed. Kyle running away and finally. In the car, thier was a shot of someone from the party mooning the camera, Cartman and Stan laughing. Then nothing.
The room by now was in an uproar of laughter. Cartman stood up and took the tape out.
"Now, the next tape, is my tape of this morning. The untold fotage, that you guys didnt see and i did...so...haha." Cartman turned around and placed the tape in, he then paused it on Kyle getting up and scratching his butt. "This video is not for the squeemish...Tweek, Butters...look away."
Tweek and Butters both slapped their hand over thier eyes.
"I was kidding you guys...god you are such fags."
Cartman pressed play and then they started to watch as Abby and Kyle shared a kiss. Kyle had turned around on the footage and Cartman was running away 'GIVE ME THAT DAMN CAMERA CARTMAN. AHH YOU FAT SACK OF CRA-' The footage was then cut short.
"Wow, that sure was great." Cartman said wipping a a tear from his eye. Everyone turned to face Abby and Kyle, who were both beet red.
"What...i couldnt helop my self...hes so cute when hes sorry." Abby turned around to face Kyle who was still beet red and jumped on top of him. She straddled his hips and started kissing him with more force. Everyone looked down at the ground to where the two of them where making out.
"Hes even cuter when hes embarassed."
Cartman was holding his camera and laughing.
"Sweet fotage you guys...that was totally awsome. Do it again."
