Chapter 8: Picnics and Socks.
Six thirty in the evening everyone headed out towards Starks Pond. The party from the night before had been cleaned up so the pond looked almost half normal. Wierd things had been going on in South Park since the day before Abby arrived. The boys choose not to burdon her with false accusations though, so they carried onward. Picnic basket in arms Abby and Stan led the group towards their destination.
Once they got to the pond, Stan leaned over towards Abby and whispered something in her ear, she nodded and ran over towards the woods, everyone followed except Stan, he grabbed Kyle by the arm before he could follow the group and dragged him over to the edge of the pond.
"What?" Kyle asked Stan befudled.
"Okay buddy...heres the plan. We are going to scare the shit out of the others."
"Woah no, wiat, even Abby?"
"No, Abby is in on it. We came up with this while we where walking, come closer, im going to whisper it in your ear."
Kyle leaned over closer to Stan as he started to whisper. The two came through the bushes to where Abby was setting up the food and blanket.
"Hey guys, what took you so long?" Abby asked, winking at Kyle, causeing him to blush slightly.
"Nothing, we where just talking about something. So Abby, what did ya make?" Stan replied.
"Token made these sandwiches, they are really good, Bologna. and i made some chocloate cake, cause its not a picnic without cake. And, cookies. We also have a delectable ham and some rootbeer. I made some Coffee special for Tweek, cause Token told me Tweek liked coffee."
Tweek reached happily for the thermos and uncapped it, inhaleing the sweet smell. Everyone grabbed a sandwich from the pile and began to eat.
"Oh yah, i forgot to tell you guys, dont forget to use the buddy system, you dont need to be with the same buddy, just as long as there is someone with you at all times." Abby piped out proudly. Her and Stan had made the most hillarious plan ever to scare the pants off of the others. She wanted to give Cartman a taste of his own medicine.
Kyle put down his half eaten sandwich and announced that he had to take a piss. He grabbed Abbys arm and she winked at Stan on the way...everything was going according to plan. They left the area to let Stan do his part.
"Hey, did you guys here what happened here a couple of years ago?" He asked in a spooky voice, causeing Tweek to shiver and grab Clyde's arm.
"N-no, what h-happened?" Tweek asked nervously.
"Well, they said that a serial killer escaped from the detention center and ran into these very woods. He never found, but some people say he still roams these woods. And that you can still see the baracades the police put up to keep him in the woods...forever. Some times, if your out here at night, you can hear his wails of agany and lonelyness. They also say, that he likes to kill teen agers and then have sex with thier dead bodies." All the boys perked up at this. "In fact, today, tonight, is the fourth anniverary of the day that he was baracaded in here." Butters looked up at Stan in shock.
"You dont think hes still alive do yah." Stan looked up at the sky and noticed it was getting dark, he pointed up and all eyes where on the sky as birds flew overhead crowing. Everything was going just as planned, and as a bonus, the moon was full tonight.
"How should i know if hes still alive. Everyone is to scared to come and look."
It was at that point that a scream came from the woods behind them. And a tearful Abby came running out.
"ITS KYLE, HES GONE!" Man, Abby was good at tricking people. Tweek was shaking like a leaf.
"Did you guys hear that?" Tweek pointed to behind him where the bushes where rustling, a soft moaning noise came from the bush.
"Sooooo Hungryyyyy." There was a raspy voice. Abby clung to Stans shirt in fake fear. A pale hand reached out from the bush and grabbed Abbys leg. She screamed in terror.
"Okay Kyle, you can come out now...its over...this wasnt part of the plan." The hand continued to pull Abby into the bushes, real terror was in her eyes. She grabbed onto Stans shoe. For fear of her life as the sun set on the small mountain village of South Park.
Stan reached for Abbys arm and started to pull her towards him. Stan had won the battle, but at the exspence, Abby had lost her sock. She clutched Stans leg. Both where on the floor. She leaned into Stan and burried her face into his chest crying.
"AWWWWW no fair," The voice wailed again. "I wanted another kiss." Kyle emerged from the bush holding Abby's sock and shoe with a huge grin on his face.
"KYLE...that wasnt funny, you scared Abby shitless!" Stan wailed at Kyle angrily.
Kyle walked over to Abby and took her from Stans arms.
"Aww, im sorry Abby, i was just havin some fun." Kyle said gently.
Abby looked up at Kyle baffled.
"Fun...you call that FUN! That was NOT part of the plan. I actully thought that Stans little story wasnt SO LITTE!" Kyle gasped Abby and pulled her closer. He took her bare leg and slippeed he sock on and then put her shoe on over top of that.
"Sorry Abby." Abby looked into Kyles eyes. Kyle gently kissed her on the cheek.
