Before anyone asks, yes I'll still be doing my other story too. It's just that I've been having this other idea that I want to get out first. And I'm planning to make this a short story. Heck, completing a story might boost my confidence and spur me to get chapters out more quickly.

Eh, whatever. Just enjoy this chapter.

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It was your average day in Café Mew Mew. Ichigo was working her butt off. Minto was slacking off and sipping tea. Retasu was dropping china plates. Purin was showing off her latest tricks. And Zakuro was being…well, Zakuro.

The door opened and in shone a bright light. Everyone gasped and hurried to cover their eyes, except the boys. The boys seem to be transfixed at staring into the light.

The light faded away and in its place was a girl who looked about 13. She had gold hair the color of sunshine, with streaks of vivid red and pure silver that fell to her hips. Her skin was a pale tan color that felt like the smoothest silk. Her left eye was as silver as the moon, and her right eye was a deep, bloody red. She was perfect in every way, from her brilliant smile to her slender legs.

"Welcome to Café Mew Mew. Please take a seat." Ichigo prompted the girl. She nodded and sat down in a chair, still smiling. Ichigo handed her a menu, and waited for the girl to take her order. When she decided what she wanted, the girl looked up at her waitress with bright, cheerful eyes.

"I'll take a strawberry cheesecake and some milk tea." She said to Ichigo. Her voice was as beautiful as wind chimes, and as pure as diamonds. Everyone was entranced by it, even Zakuro and Ryou. Ichigo almost didn't catch the girl's order, being too absorbed in listening to her melodious voice. "Yes, I'll get right on it." She muttered and waddled away.

Not long after, the girl's order came, though Retasu was carrying it this time. She didn't even stumble on the way to her, relaxed at the presence of the girl. Retasu set the girl's strawberry cheesecake and milk tea in front of her, humming a happy song. "I'm just wondering, what's your name?" Retasu whispered softly. The girl smiled again and replied, "Crystal Aurora Mistfall Rose Twilight Dewdrop Stardust Moonheart. But everyone calls me Crystal." Retasu nodded dreamily, not minding the extremely long name. "Where do you live?" She asked absent-mindedly. "I used to live in the United States, but I moved here two years ago. I live in a mansion." Crystal answered confidently. "Oh really? Then you might be living near Minto. She lives in a mansion too." Retasu said, continuing the conversation. Crystal laughed suddenly, her laughter ringing like Christmas bells. "I know Minto! She walks her dog in front of my mansion everyday! Sometimes I even meet up with her while walking my silver fox! We chit-chat a lot together." Crystal explained. Retasu was a little shocked at Crystal stating that she had a silver fox. After all, she thought they weren't real. "Silver fox? That's interesting. Can you tell me more about it?" "He." Crystal corrected. "His name is Lunar, and he's the greatest pet in the world! He can talk, fly, and shapeshift! Lunar is also my guardian at birth, so it's natural that he has all sorts of powers."

Retasu talked with Crystal about all sorts of thing. She learned that her mother has died at birth, and her father had disappeared right after they had settled in Tokyo. Crystal now owns her father's successful company, and is managing it better than her father. She isn't lonely most of the time, being the center of attention of the servants and Lunar. But sometimes, Crystal aches for the love of her parents and cries at night. In return for Crystal's interesting past, Retasu told her about her identity as a Mew, along with everyone's aliases. Even though Crystal already figured out that she and the others were already Mews, she was still fascinated by the adventures they had.

"Alright, we're closing this Café now." Ryou announced to everyone. The customers sighed, being reluctant to leave because of Crystal being here. But after her urging for everyone to go, they fled immediately. Retasu stood up and faced Ryou. "Uh, why are we closing the Café early? Is it…. Is it because of another alien attack!" she shrieked. Ryou nodded sadly, and motioned the other Mews to follow him into the basement. Crystal tagged along too, using her skills to not get seen.

After the Mews knew what to do, they transformed and left Café Mew Mew. Crystal managed to follow by summoning Lunar, having him shapeshift into a giant feather, and floating after the Mews on him.

Crystal arrived at the battle scene seconds after the Mews got there. They were fighting a giant centipede Chimera Animal, with Kish fighting along side it. The Mews kept on pounding it with attacks, yet it lived on. The centipede swung its tail towards Minto and Purin, knocking them out efficiently. Then it body slammed Retasu and Zakuro, leaving Ichigo left. Yet she was tiring out too, and was on the verge of fainting. "Ha Koneko-chan! You see how weak the Mews really are? Too bad that you won't join me. It's a shame that I have to kill you." Kish crowed out. Crystal bit her lip in anger. "I won't let you! Mew Crystal Silvermoon Transformation!"

Crystal transformed in a flash of silver light and complex Dance Dance Revolution sequences. She suddenly spurted silver fox ears, two tails, and golden eagle wings. Her outfit looked astonishingly like Ichigo's, except less poofy and colored bright red with golden trimmings. Crystal's hair changed color, from golden with silver and red streaks to silver with gold and red highlights. And her both of her eyes changed into a sparkling gold color too.

"Stupid Kish! For hurting the Mews, I'll make you pay!" Crystal yelled at him. Kish didn't retort back, but instead looked at her with the same gaze that he'd reserved for Ichigo…

"Moon Sword!" Crystal cried out, having a gleaming silver sword adorned with crescents appear in her hand. She held it confidently, and raised it to eye level.

"Crystal Moon Slash!" She shouted while slashing her sword at the giant centipede. It roared in a tortured way and shriveled up into an ordinary bug. Crystal then turned to face Kish, her eyes softening. Kish's eyes became less fierce as well, and floated away. Crystal chased after him, soaring with her new bird wings. Kish could've teleported away, but the new Mew being there was a magnet for his heart. He couldn't escape if he wanted too…

Crystal, meanwhile, was still too far away to strike him with her sword. So by shouting "Silver Arrow!" She transformed her sword into an elegant set of a bow and arrows made out of pure silver. Crystal smiled at her new weapon, and aimed the Silver Arrow at Kish. "I'm sorry." She whispered to her enemy. A single tear rolled down her cheek.

"Silver Crystal Shot!" Crystal yelled, releasing the attack in a blaze of silver light. It struck Kish squarely in the back, causing him to finally teleport away. Crystal floated down to the ground, where Ichigo was watching the whole scene. Minto, Retasu, Purin, and Zakuro were revived and also watching.

"You did great." Ichigo murmured to Crystal. "Let's get you back to Café Mew Mew."

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Just to let you know, having Crystal being a Mary Sue was intentional. So don't flame me about having a complete Mary Sue in my fanfic. It's supposed to be making fun of all the Mew Mary Sues in the world. And I'll make it funnier in the later chapters. Don't worry.

And I need a disclaimer too.

Disclaimer: I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew. Neither do I own the anime/video game references that appear in this story. (I believe for chapter one, I ripped off InuYasha and Dance Dance Revolution. If there's anymore, it's by complete coincidence. But I'm still interested in hearing them!)