I'm updating this now… because I'm bored. But that's a good thing isn't it?
Faunamon-I'm not against ALL fox Mews. I'm against Mary Sues. Ok?
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Since Ichigo, Minto, Retasu, Purin, and Zakuro were too tired to get back to Café Mew Mew on their own, Crystal offered them a ride on her silver fox, Lunar. She told him to transform into a big flying fish, since a giant feather couldn't carry the six of them. Lunar did, and everyone got back to the Café in the matter of seconds.
Crystal brought the Mews to the basement, where Ryou was waiting for them. He gave her a skeptical look, while she gave him a beaming smile back. "What are you doing? As I recall, you're not suppose to be here." He told Crystal. She wasn't fazed by Ryou's comment and replied, "I'm the one who fended off the Chimera Animal and Kish when the Mews were losing. My name's Crystal Aurora Mistfall Rose Twilight Dewdrop Stardust Moonheart." Ryou raised his eyebrows again. "Long name." He muttered. Crystal nodded. "Yes. But you can call me Crystal if you want." He shook his head. "Nah. I think Crystie is a cuter name for a girl like you." Crystal blushed a deep rosy pink at Ryou's suggestion.
"Um, Ryou?" Retasu whispered to him. "Could you tell us why Crystal is a Mew? You didn't mention that you infused another girl with two DNA." Ryou snapped out of the trance of Crystal's beauty and glanced at the others Mews. "I-" Crystal interrupted Ryou's explanation with her own. "Ryou didn't infuse me. It's a very rare occasion, but I'm naturally born with powers like a Mew. I also have greater powers than normal Mews because of that." She tried to smile at everyone to make them feel better, but only Ryou was affected by that.
"Ryou, what kind of DNA does Crystal have na no da?" Purin said, curious about the new Mew. Before Ryou could answer again, Crystal butted in and said, "The silver fox and the golden eagle." Purin was fascinated by the fancy-sounding animals, but Minto interjected. "But those two animals aren't endangered." She said. "Remember what Crystie said about being born with the Mew powers? She can still be a Mew without endangered animal genes because of that." Crystal high-fived Ryou for saving her with another explanation. Minto mentally made a gagging face in her mind at Ryou's nickname for Crystal and his enthusiasm with her. "Now if you don't have anymore questions, all of you can clean up Café Mew Mew for tomorrow."
Everyone except Crystal sighed at the prospect of cleaning up the Café. "Wow! It's so exciting! I've never cleaned anything before, cause all the maids at home do the cleaning!" Instead of Minto mentally gagging at Crystal's stupidity, everyone but Zakuro displayed their disgust in front of her, while Zakuro just glared at Crystal. But she was completely oblivious to everyone's hatred towards her, and swept the floor perfectly while singing an irresistibly wonderful melody to herself.
Ichigo snuck a visit to Keiichiro while everyone else was cleaning. "Keiichiro, you heard about Crystal?" She asked him. Keiichiro turned his head around from washing dishes and nodded. "Yes, what about her?" Ichigo glanced backwards to see if Crystal was unaware of what she's talking about and then whispered in Keiichiro's ear. "Does she seem… too perfect to you?" He blinked at the suddenness of Ichigo's question, and nodded slightly. "Well, if she's a human, she has to have some kind of flaw. But it seems she doesn't have one." Keiichiro continued rinsing the dishes while Ichigo poured her laments about Crystal to him. Finally, she ended with a risky suggestion. "Maybe I should spy on her and find out her weakness. Just to see if she really is human. It gives me an uneasy feeling to know that Crystal is a perfect being. Plus…" She dropped her voice so soft that Keiichiro could barely hear. "…I don't want her to replace me as a leader." He nodded and patted Ichigo on the head. "Don't worry. Ryou's not the type of person that'll do such a thing.
At that moment, the door opened again, even if Café Mew Mew was closed. Ichigo know who it was immediately and dropped her broom on the ground. She ran to the entrance of Café Mew Mew and hugged the person in front of it.
It was Masaya of course. Why would Ichigo hug anyone else besides him? He's her frickin' boyfriend!
"Hello Ichigo! How are you?" Masaya asked cheerfully. Ichigo refrained from hugging him to death looked behind to see if anyone was being irritated at Masaya's sudden arrival. No one cared. "I'm good thank you! Here, have a seat and I'll see if Keiichiro can spare some extra cake…" She skipped off merrily, leaving Masaya to face Crystal's charm.
"Hi! I'm Crystal Aurora Mistfall Rose Twilight Dewdrop Stardust Moonheart! What's your name?" Crystal said to Masaya. She bowed politely to show her manners and long silky hair to him. He couldn't help but blush at Crystal. "My name's Masaya Aoyama. Nice name. Mind if I call you Crystie?" She blinked and laughed nervously. "Sure! But Ryou's using that nickname for me too!" Masaya' eyes flash angrily at Ryou using the same name as him. "Ok then, how about Crysta?"
Before Crystal and Masaya could talk more, Ichigo appeared with two plates of cake and almost dropped them at the sight of her boyfriend and her rival. She shooed Crystal away without trying to look rude and set the cake in front of Masaya and her. "Sorry about that. Keiichiro had trouble finding cake good enough to eat." She apologized to him. "Don't worry." Masaya said to Ichigo. "I was just talking to Crysta. She's a nice person, don't you think?"
Ichigo twitched violently at another nickname for Crystal. "Yeah…. She's nice alright…" she muttered. "She would be the perfect friend…" Ichigo look downward at her cake, not wanting to make eye contact with Masaya at the moment. "Uh… Ichigo. You're cat ears are showing." He pointed out. Ichigo crept her hands up to them, and sighed.
Suddenly, the door busted open again and an ant-like Chimera Animal was inside Café Mew Mew. This time, Tart was controlling it, smirking. "This is what you get from hurting Kish! Chimera Animal, attack!"
The Chimera Animal scurried over to where Ichigo was, and spat out deadly acid. Ichigo managed to jump away in time, but Masaya got his leg slathered in acid. He groaned at the pain he was experiencing, and fainted.
This battle is getting clichéd already, but who cares?
Ichigo glared at Tart for hurting Masaya. "You stupid midget! Mew Mew Strawberry Metamorphosis!"
Minto, Retasu, Purin, and Zakuro transformed as well. Crystal shouted "Mew Crystal Lunafox Metamorphosis!" and changed into her Mew form too.
Ichigo stared at Crystal. "I thought your transformation phrase was 'Mew Crystal Silvermoon Metamorphosis'?" Crystal shrugged. "It changes I guess. Moon Sword!" She cried out, summoning her shiny silver sword. "Strawberry Bell!" Ichigo summoned her weapon, shouting in the same manner as Crystal.
Before Ichigo could attack the Chimera Animal however, Crystal immediately yelled "Crystal Moon Slash!" destroying the alien completely. She turned towards Tart to defeat him next, but she hesitated. "I'm sorry, I don't want to hurt you. So can you please leave so I don't have to?" Tart floated in mid-air, pondering on Crystal's word. Whether he was influenced by her musical voice or by her reasoning, he agreed to leave. "But I'll come back and ruin that pretty face of yours!" Tart threatened before he teleported away.
Ichigo knelt down beside Masaya, weeping silently. "Sorry Masaya. I'm sorry for letting you get hurt…" While she was mourning at Masaya's injury, Lunar the silver fox, who was sleeping under the table all this time, walked up to Crystal, and whispered something into her ear. Crystal gasped in surprise at his suggestion, and nodded a second later. "It's the best thing I guess…"
She stood up and held out her hand towards Lunar. "Lunar Staff!" she shouted, and the silver fox began glowing white. In a matter of nanoseconds, he transformed into a silver staff decorated with crescent moons and angelic wings. Crystal grabbed it in awe, and turned to face Ichigo and Masaya.
"Crystal Lunar Healing!" She said, waving the staff over Masaya's leg. Shiny silver sparks flowed from the staff towards the wound, which mended it without pain for Masaya. But the healing sparks didn't stop there. It went ahead and healed everyone scar and injury that Masaya had in his lifetime, leaving his skin unscarred at a newborn baby.
After the healing was complete, the staff reverted back to its original form as Lunar the silver fox. Crystal and the other Mews also de-transformed before Masaya woke up.
Masaya opened his eyes and saw Crystal kneeling over him. He sat up and rubbed his newly repaired leg. "Crysta? You healed me? It was your idea?" Crystal smiled with eyes watering up. "I did it because I loved you. I loved you since I first laid my glittering eyes on you…" Masaya looked up into her eyes with new longing for her. "I love you too. Now please get off me Ichigo." When Ichigo heard Masaya's harsh words, she gasped. "But… But…NO! I love you more Masaya! Why the sudden change of heart!" She started sobbing uncontrollably. Masaya stared at Ichigo and said, "I never really loved you Ichigo. Crysta's the one for me." He suddenly shoved Ichigo off of him and kissed Crystal in a display of affection. Purin came along, and noticed the little romance festival. "Alas na no da! A cornucopia of love na no da!" She hugged Ichigo, and sighed a happy sigh. Ichigo stopped crying because of Purin's hug and thought:
I'll get that perfect Crystal someday and somehow, and Masaya will love me again…
"The end na no da!"
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Whoa, sudden relationship change. I know that Masaya is acting OOC, and probably Purin too, but I find it funnier this way. But don't worry! Everyone will be normal again by the end! And this isn't the end, because everyone's not back to normal. Stay tune for more!
Disclaimer: I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew. Neither do I own the various references of stuff that appear in this story. (For chapter two, I ripped off Magical Knights Rayearth, a hint of Gaia Online, and Potter Puppet Pals. If you want to know what the ending is all about, go search that up on Google. And of course, any other rip-offs are pure coincidences, but I'm still interested in hearing them!)
