in the darkness of our very soul lies the truth .. i do not own dark cloud 2 .. this is the only time im gonna say that .. this is a oneshot monimax pairing fic .. and im hatin myself )

The night was still young , max awoke from a pleasant dream with a raging hard on . " what the .. " , unlike most unwanted wakeup boners it wasn't morning wood .. " must have been a really good dream " . monica was still awake and reading a book .. she heard loud sounds coming from max's room " what the hell is he under attack " ( yes this is gonna be one them akward moment leads into random flurry of wild sex fics .. i love doin those ) . she walked quietly to his room and opened the door slightly , she saw max furiously wacking it and gasped " what the hell is he doing .. " . max moaned out " oooo monica .. i love you so much " , monica snickered and muttered " yea say that to my face sometime .. " . max continued doing what he was doin , monica looked on and realised she was beginning to feel strange between her knees " whats happening to me " . she quickly ran back into her room and began to feel the strange urge to touch herself , as she rubbed gently she let out a soft squeek " ooh .. eep .. that felt good " . max finished up and heard sounds from monicas room " hmm i wonder " , he crept to her door and opened it slightly . her pants were around her ankles as were her panties .. her legs were in the air and her hand was between her legs .. ( ok that's hot .. im sorry but i dont care if your superman .. that will get you goin ) . max had a devious grin on his face " sweet " , he walked in quietly " hey monica i heard some noise are you .. woahhhhhh " . he covered his eyes " sorry " , she covered herself with a blanket .. " max .. havent you ever heard of knocking .. she thought " im no better though " . he turned away as she hiked up her panties and pants " sorry monica .. didn't mean to .. its just " , monica wrapped her arms around him " i understand .. i was wondering .. you think you could help me " . max looked at her " with what " , monica smiled wider " with this " . she jumped on him and kissed him , max's eyes widened " um .. " . monica tore his clothes off " hehe " , max looked astonished as she began to undress .. it was then he realised that that night the two of them would be going at it like rabbits . and so they did .. max gleefully took monica for that night and until the early morning .. when the next day came they both realised what had happened and things got alittle akward for awhile . loe and behold .. only mere 3 months later monica had to go to the doctor as she was feeling ill .

( uh oh ... someone made a baby up in this pizease ... the end )