Akatsuki Baby Pictures

Thanx to all my readers and reviewers! I hope you like this one; I know Akatsuki has some issues with their infant years!

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Some Background…

Well, there's really no background for this….

"T-A-N-G-O. T-A-N…Itachi, you're doing it wrong, yeah. You have to put your hips against mine, yeah." Diedara whined.

"Are you crazy? I'm not putting my hips against yours….there will be…you know….touching of things." Itachi said.

"Itachi, if you want to learn to dance the tango then you have to put your hips on mine, besides Dana's hips are going to be all over yours….and….hips don't lie. Oh! Like Shakira, yeah!" Deidara gleamed all over.

"That's totally different. Dana is my girlfriend, she can put whatever she wants wherever she wants." Itachi said.

"Come on, Itachi! Do this right, yeah! Now thrust your hips into me like an untamed beast, yeah!" Deidara begged. Sasori walked into the living room at just the wrong time.

"Oh god….that's it. First the chocobo egg, now Deidara wants Itachi to get rough with him? I'm turning in my resignation tomorrow…"

"No, its okay Sasori, Deidara is trying to teach Itachi to tango, seriously." Hidan said.

"Okay, here it is! Everyone stop what you're doing because I have it!" Kisame was holding a huge ass box up over his head.

"What's that?" Zetsu asked.

"The Leader gave me this box last week. It's a box of pictures of us when we were babies and little kids. Well, we don't have any of Tobi, Hidan or Kakuzu….they're too new. Sorry guys, but come on we need to go through these….whoa! Are Itachi and Deidara swinging both ways now?" Kisame said.

"It appears that way doesn't it." Sasori said dryly. And so everyone piled around the living room table. Kisame sat the box labeled 'Akatsuki baby crap' on the table.

"Aaaaaawwwwwww! Looooooooook! It's Zetsu's baby picture, yeah!" Deidara said pulling a picture of little baby Zetsu out of the box.

"Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww!" Everyone said in near unison.

"Look! He's just an itty bitty baby plant! Look at him in his little terrarium!" Tobi said.

"Yeah, yeah, that's me…I'm probably 2 weeks old there. I was learning to photosynthesize in that picture." Zetsu said dryly wishing so much they would just sit that picture aside. Deidara came across a few more pictures of Zetsu.

"Hey, check it out! It says 'Zetsu's fourth birthday' on the back." Kakuzu said. It was a picture of precious little Zetsu on a tricycle.

"And look at this one, seriously, 'Zetsu's basketball tryouts'." Hidan said.

"God! I hated that day! The other kids made fun of me because I was green and I didn't even make the team! Eleven is a tough age." Zetsu said. He hated all his pictures that they had found so far. There was also a picture of Zetsu in a kiddie pool, Zetsu eating cotton candy, Zetsu at the petting zoo and Zetsu's first day of school. However, Sasori found the next picture.

"Oh look at this one! Its little Kisame! Aawww, look at his little water wings!" Sasori said. It was a picture of Kisame in the ocean learning to swim. Kisame snatched te picture away from him.

"I was a natural born swimmer. Geez, makes me think of my dad, he was the best swimmer ever…mainly because he was a shark." Kisame reminisced a moment, but the thought of this disturbed everyone else.

"Right…anyway check this out!" Sasori had found another picture of Kisame baking cookies with his mom. It was simply precious. Kisame laughed.

"Oh! Oh geez, mom and I used to make cookies all the time when I was little! I always liked to lick the spoon." Kisame said.

"Kisame your skin has gotten bluer over the years you know that?" Itachi said.

"Yeah, it's strange, that started when I was about 14. I'm thinking my dad is a blue-ish shark." Once again the thought of Kisame having shark DNA was a little weird. There were some more pictures, Kisame at the state fair, Kisame in the yard with a slip-n-slide, and Kisame losing his first tooth.

It was going to be a fun afternoon humiliating each other with pictures from infancy. What was in store for Sasori, Itachi, and Deidara?