Well, much to Itachi's disappointment Sasori had just found an incriminating photograph…
"Aaaaaaawwwww, Itachi! Look how cute you are helping your mom with the laundry. And look what it says on the back 'Itachi helping mommy, age 5'. Itachi gritted his teeth.
"Shut up!" he said.
"And if you notice, she's pregnant with your little brother, yeah." Deidara said.
"Shut up!" Itachi was getting a little pissed. The next photo nearly made Kisame squeal with delight.
"Oooooooooh look at this one! It's Itachi and Sasuke together! They're so precious!" Kisame said. It was Itachi at age 10 and Sasuke when he was 5. Sasuke was in a ball on Itachi's lap and Itachi was holding on to him….it was just too cute.
"Aaaaaaaawwwwww!" Everyone else chimed.
"SHUT UP!" Itachi snatched it away from them.
"Seriously, you two were cute kids." Hidan said.
"Hello? Nothing has changed any…have you looked at me lately? I'm not cute…I'm gorgeous oh and you want to know something else? I so couldn't get it up in that picture….but now that is so different." Itachi said.
"Okay then, moving on…" Sasori said. He found another picture in the box.
"Hey check this one out; it's Itachi at the Konoha Ninja Academy with all his little friends." Sasori said. It was indeed cute. Itachi with his little pony tail and all his little 7-year-old friends.
"Itachi, you can tell by looking at you as a child that you were destined to be pretty, yeah." Deidara said.
"Deidara, most Uchiha's are destined to be pretty." Itachi said.
"Wait, what's with this picture of you and the brunette girl?" Sasori asked. Itachi smiled.
"Man, I had completely forgotten that picture….she was my first. I was 15." Itachi reminisced for a moment. "God, I so didn't know what I was doing."
"That was something worth photographing?" Zetsu asked.
"Oh my god, Itachi! I was 15 too…that's like we were friends and we didn't even know it yet, yeah." Deidara said. However everyone else just stared at him strangely. No one was sure how that made any sense; which also distracted from Zetsu's previous comment.
"Uh, yeah." Itachi said. Now, we could go on all day about how many precious pictures there were of Itachi and Sasuke and that they were just the most adorable things since puppies, however, we'll just hit the highlights: Itachi and Sasuke at the park with their dad, Itachi jumping on the bed, Itachi hugging his mother's leg in the kitchen, Itachi and Sasuke watching TV, Itachi with a bowl of popcorn, and Itachi with a little plush turtle. Such a sweet child….
Digging further into the box, Zetsu pulled out the next picture. It was none other than Deidara.
"Aaaawww, look at that little 4 month old blonde Deidara, he's so small and...wearing a dress…Deidara why are you in a dress?" Zetsu asked.
"Well, see my mom and dad really thought I was going to be a girl and when I was born the doctor was like 'I made a mistake it's not a girl it's a boy' and see Dana's a girl and mom was all excited about giving her a little sister and thought it was going to be so cute to enter us in one of those little miss lovely beauty pageants and…"
"Deidara, Deidara…the dress…get to the point…"" Zetsu said,
"Oh, yeah, well, mom and dad didn't buy any clothes for little boys so I wore Dana's baby clothes for the first 6 months of my life, yeah."
"That is so fucked up….but okay." Kisame said.
"Wait! Who is the beautiful woman holding you?" Zetsu asked. Deidara squealed.
"That's my mom, yeah!" There was a long silence.
"And beautiful women are still holding him." Sasori mumbled. Sasori found another picture.
"Now that's just priceless, you and Dana in the bath tub together." Sasori said. And it was cute because there were suds everywhere.
"Yeah, mom bathed us together until we started asking too many questions, yeah."
"Aaaaawwwww, loooooooook! It's Deidara age 4. Look at his little soccer uniform!" Tobi said. It was a very short lived soccer career. "Oooooooh that one is too sweet!" Tobi continued. The picture read 'Deidara, 6 and Dana, 8' they were eating watermelon. Sasori found a picture that nearly brought tears to his eyes. It was him and Deidara when they first met.
"God Deidara! You were just a stupid kid then…now you're just a stupid young adult." Sasori said choking up a little. There was also a picture of Deidara wrapped up in a phone cord, Deidara in first grade, and quite possibly the cutest of all, Deidara with his first baby bird. The only pictures that hadn't surfaced yet were those of Sasori's…
