Paper Mario one and a half
Chapter 10
"… Luigi! What in the world are you doing here!" asked Mario in a shocked voice.
"Actually Mario, I'd like to know that too!"
"Wait, huh? I don't get it."
"You see, Mario. I was tied up and threw into a bag, then somehow I was here when I emerged from the bag."
"I see now."
"So Mario, how is the adventure?"
"Truthfully, it is kind of off, if you catch my drift. First, I went into a warp pipe that took me into some odd forest. Then, I found Bow here and Goombario died in a lava pit. THEN, we did some exploring and ended up on a ship owned by Yoshis. Once here, we left Kolorado and Goombario, who I revived, stayed on the ship as me and Bow came here."
"I get it now! By the way, who is this guy who looks like me?"
"Ohhh, this is your son you get in the future. Luigi Junior."
"Clever…"
"Yep."
"So, why are you still in this place?"
"EEEEEPPPP!"
"…… Luigi? What's going on?"
"Sorry Mario, it is just a strange coincidence. I know why you are here, for once I was out of the bag, I knew what to do. The guy who was carrying me… had some Sonic Bomb and he was speaking of throwing it at Yoshi's Island!"
"Wait! The guy who jumped into the river was the one who kidnapped you!"
"Yes. I knew that this place had the last one, so I also signed up to see if I could get it to make sure he doesn't destroy the future!"
"Same reason here, Luigi."
After their talk, Mario walked for the window and opened it to let in some fresh air. Suddenly, a hover car flew through the window and smacked Mario in the head!
"MARRRRIIIIOOOO!"
"…"
And Mario blacked out.
THE LOCAL HOSPITAL
"Well Luigi, Luigi Junior, and Bow, it looks like Mario got hit in the left side of the brain." said the doctor.
"Wait, that is the Logic half of Mario!" exclaimed Luigi Jr.
"You are right. And if I'm right, he lost most of his knowledge on long words and sentences."
"How do you know?"
"He has been blurting out random phrases, like 'Yyyiiipppeeee!', and 'Waa haaa!' and 'lets-a-go!'."
"Those are the random phrases Mario blurts out in some of his adventures!" exclaims Luigi.
Just then, Mario woke up!
"Lets-a-go!" exclaimed Mario. "Yyyyyiiiippppeeee!"
"I am now living with a dumbhead brother…" sighs Luigi.
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Because of the topic title, it is hard to write a lot, so this chapter had to be short, sweet, and to the point! Now, how will the story continue! Stay tuned!
