Paper Mario one and a half
Chapter 15
Luigi: Ahhhh, this is the life!
Luigi: I'm the champion of the Robot Wars, and I get this amazing room!
Luigi: Nothing can make this moment go horrible!
Mario: HELLO!
Luigi: Shut up, you
annoying, Italian…beep…beep….beep… brother!
Mario:
Mama-iah!
So the two brothers started fighting in their luxurious, small but detailed Champion Room. There was a double bed, a refridge, a bathroom, and pretty much everything in a small room!
Luigi: GIVE ME BACK MY
CAR KEYS!
Mario: Yippee! I'm-a the winner!
Luigi: Yes you are. Now, give me the keys!
Suddenly, Luigi's Shroom Phone rang!
Luigi: Not again…… Hello?
Bloat: Come see me in the arena for your UHTSB bomb you wanted.
Luigi: Sure.
Bloat: Good!
Phone: Buuuuubbbbuzzzeeeeeppppp! Buzeeeeeeeepppp!
Bloat: What the hell is that!
Luigi: Someone else is trying to call. Hold on.
Luigi: Hello?
XXXXX: DOn't FAll FOr bLOat'S TraP! By, xXXxx
Luigi: Huh?
Bloat: Huh?
Luigi: Well, whatever……….bye!
Bloat: See ya!
Luigi hangs up, and the two of them enter the arena to see Bloat standing on the other side of the battle arena.
Bloat: Robot War!
Luigi: Fine! Hold on!
Bloat: WAIT! Both of you against one robot from me!
Luigi: Sure.
The two return 10 minutes later with their robots.
Bloat: Wha' tewk so lon'?
Luigi: Please don't start up again.
Bloat: Time to see me robo'!
Luigi: Well, I guess it is a start…
The Soul Sucker
HP: 70/70
FP: 30/30
Speed: 10/10
Strength: 10/10
Defense: 10/10
Magic: 10/10
Luigi: Awww come on! That is just cheap!
Bloat: Battle time!
Mario and Luigi- Manager Battle
Soul Sucker moves first, and uses "5 Missile Launch", which sends 5 missiles at the cost of 4 FP to deal 10 damage per missile! Anyway, he uses this on Mario's robot, which incinerates his robot in just 3 missiles! Now, Green Ember uses Green Fireball, which only deals 2 damage to Soul Sucker. Now, for a big finale, Soul Sucker uses Doom Soul (25 FP) and this instantly blows up Luigi's robot, then it turns into "energy" and heals 50 HP for Soul Sucker!
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I might switch to story format ("Hello!" says Luigi) and script format (Luigi: Hello!) several times, depending on what works best, so get prepared!
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"That is so not fair, dude!" screams Luigi.
"Well, this is what happens when you challenge the PERFECT robot!" answered Bloat.
"Still, isn't that against the rules?"
"It may be, but I sure heck like doin' it, and nothin' you say can change my mind!"
"Fine then! I'm telling!"
"Wait, I should just kill him now…" whispers Bloat to himself. "THAT I SHALL DO!"
Bloat then stands in the center of the stage, and shows the UHTSB to Mario and Luigi. "Fight me for this bomb, and the winner gets to keep it!" Suddenly, a beam appears on Bloat, and he floats up 10 feet above the ground. Now, he starts to glow white, sending glow marks all over the area! He is like a corona sun or something! Anyway, white energy shoots out to a big bubble, then comes back in. Now, an explosion is heard and the two people see a giant bubble of white energy, and once it disappears, the brothers just stare, stunned out of their wits!
Replaced from Bloat the Clubba was Bloat the Tubba Blubba. Instead of a small Clubba, Bloat became some really buff monster that came out of some show. Luigi watched in horror as Bloat suddenly made 2 squares on the floor float up. He has mind powers and Super Strength!
"NOW, TIME TA DIE, BROTHERS!"
And the battle begins! "Super Bloat" starts out the battle by shooting a clear shockwave at the two plumbers. Luigi just ducked to avoid it, but Mario… did a Side Jump and hopped ON the shockwave! Anyway, Mario then did an airborne Spin Jump in the air and landed right on SB's head! He then back flipped and landed right in front of SB with his Iron Gloves on and smashed his fists into his gut about 20 times, then finished with an uppercut punch, sending SB up in the air and crashing into the floor!
Trying to show off, Luigi then jumped in the air with a Spin Jump, then in midair, sent a kick at SB, who simply got up and punched him in the face, slamming him into the ground, which caused some blood to drip onto the stage from Luigi's arm.
Going back to Mario (after laughing at Luigi), Mario jumps into the air and lands right in front of Super Bloat, who sends a punch at Mario, who front flips and lands behind SB. He then elbow-jabs SB, which sends him to the ground, a small purple spot in that spot where he got jabbed. Mario then runs to him, lifts him in the air, throws him, jumps into the air, and slams him into the ground with two balled-up fists! When SB got up, you could see his jaw crooked, with two blood lines running down it.
Can't let him show off thinks Luigi, then he too jumps into the air and sends an electricity ball into SB, which severely… hurts SB! Wow, an actual GOOD attack that was sent by Luigi! Anyway, SB gets fried, then he gets up. He says he is done playing around, and he starts gathering power!
1 minute later, SB appears A LOT more buff and has white energy around him, which changes his name to Ultra Bloat! To show off his strength, he shoots to Luigi and kicks him into the stomach HARD, which makes Luigi drop to the ground and puke blood onto the ground! He then elbow-jabs Luigi onto the ground, which makes him stutter in pain! Mario, who yet again snaps, regains his knowledge!
"Luigi, NOOOO! BLOAT! YOU WILL DIE!" Mario then becomes Fire Mario, and he speeds in midair at UB and rams into his penis (wait, does he even have one)! UB then drops, literally crying in pain. He then stairs at Mario with tear-stained eyes, and he screams loud, which causes a bubble of white energy to surround him! He then fires it at Mario, which hits him directly! He falls down in pain, with most of his shirt and pants ripped and blood in those holes. Determined not to lose, Mario gets right up and gathers his strength. He then screams in anger, which evolves him back into Ultra Fire Mario! With this new-found power, UB finds himself smacked very forcefully into the ground by the ultimate Mario! Now pretty much dead, he lays on his knees, almost too weak to move!
UFM rips his shirt off, revealing really huge, buff muscles with some red scratches on them. The final blow then consists of Mario falling with two fists, one normal and one on fire. Mario punches HHHAAARRRDDD into Ultra Bloat with both hands, and yes, INTO! His hand can be seen sticking through his stomach! He punched through the back and out of the stomach! Blood squirmed out of the fist-sized hole, making a blood-stained body. Mario then picked up the UHTSB (incase you forgot, Ultra High Tech Sonic Bomb) and read the label to find out this was the bomb he was looking for!
He then became normal Mario and pulled out a Life Shroom he found WWAAYY back in Yoshi's Island on one of the bushes and used it to revive Luigi.
"Wh…what happened?" asked Luigi.
"Yippee!" exclaimed Mario.
"Darn, I though you would've snapped again, but I guess you somehow won. Darn, I could've been back with a smart brother…"
"I'm the winner!"
"MY LIFE IS OVER!"
"Relax Luigi, I was just kidding around with you!"
"Mmmmmmario? YOU ARE BACK TO NORMAL! YES!"
"Yep. Just wanted to play around with you. You're right, I just snapped when I saw then punch nearly killed you!"
"Actually, I only broke one bone. I was actually far from dead; it is just that I wanted you to snap so you'd be back to normal."
"YOU MEAN IT WAS A SET-UP!"
"Yep. It was to return you to your normal state."
"Ahhhh well, at least it worked."
"Yeah."
"Anyway Luigi, we have to meet up with Luigi Junior and Bow!"
"Also Mario, you'd probably want to put a shirt on. You look a little buff ((but not nearly as buff as before! Hehehe…)) without a shirt, and odd things can happen."
"Nah, I like it without a shirt on if it is in two pieces! Anyway, let's go find the two people again and destroy this bomb that could cause so much havoc!"
"How can we destroy it so nothing gets harmed?"
"I got it under control, don't worry…"
And the two slightly beaten-up brothers returned to their hotel room, where Bow and Luigi Junior were waiting.
"Where were you! It is already 2:45 PM, 50 minutes after you won the champion title! And why are you beaten up so much?" questioned Luigi Junior.
"Had to kill an imposter. Anyway, do you have a Bullet Bill Cannon, Luigi Junior?"
"Sure do!
"With at least one Bullet Bill?"
"I got three left."
"Great! Our plan for getting rid of the bomb will work! Take us home, Luigi Junior!"
"Got it, Mario!"
Now, the two exited the Weapon's Guard, headed back into the underground passage (Luigi Junior said the ancient words again) and they entered to return to the Underground Vehicle! After Luigi Junior said "come" in the speaker, ten minutes later the vehicle came. Now, Luigi junior pulled a handle at the bottom of the back side of the vehicle which made the steel grating behind the vehicle change into two seats once the thing the handle was attached to was pulled up all the way to the steel grating. Mario and Luigi Junior sat in the two seats inside the vehicle while Luigi and Bow sat in the two small seats pulled up from the handle. After everyone was strapped in, Mario explained the Relaxer RV Glasses to Luigi, then everyone had their glasses on.
Luigi presses the INVERTER BUTTON, which caused the thing to hop into the air and land in the opposite side!
"ARE YOU READY TO RETURN TO MARIO'S PAD?"
"Yes."
"ARE YOUR RELAXER RV GLASSES ON?"
"Yes."
"PREPARING FOR LIFTOFF! MAXIMUM SPEED: 40,000 MPH."
The ship then started slowly, but by 12 seconds, it was already going 40,000 MPH! Just like last time, the trip home lasted EXACTLY 10 minutes, and they departed at the station. Once they got out, Luigi said the ancient words (SHLLL SAA SEEV SEEK) and they opened the door. After a short climb up the staircase, they opened the panel and arrived back at the WELCOME! mat of Mario's Pad! After everyone was out, they all walked into the back yard, and 10 minutes later, Luigi Junior arrives with a Bullet Bill Cannon and a Bullet Bill.
Mario then pulled out the rope that Mario took off of Goombario back at Lavalava Volcano and the UHTSB and tied the bomb to the Bullet Bill firmly while Mario lit the fuse on the bomb. After they put the Bullet Bill in the cannon, now realizing the plan, Luigi Junior aimed the cannon at the sky. Finally, they shot the cannon and the Bullet Bill screeched into the sky, and by about 20,000 feet, they saw a huge explosion, then they saw clear "waves" in the sky, which was the clear shockwaves! In 30 seconds, the waves went away and the explosion faded.
"We are finally free from those power Ultra High Tech Sonic Bombs!" cheers Mario.
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So, happy now that the final bomb is gone? Well, the next chapter involves them going back into the present time, but that's all I am telling you! PLEASE R&R, for I have a low amount of reviews! It would be cool to see some great reviews, and it just might encourage me to type another Chapter! ;)
