A/N: I, Cloud-Sensei, have come bringing with me not only my bandaged buster blade, but also a story for you all to enjoy. So, by all means, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but hair, so that is all you will get if you sue me. So Kingdom Hearts and all its characters are owned by Square Enix and other companies and are not my creations. Understand? Good.

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Chapter 1: Any Regrets?

In a world where pyro-maniacs steal people's pants, freaks are allowed to work in public schools, and the sun shines...Well actually that's where I live, and the sun really doesn't shine every day, but who cares about that? Anyway, my name is Riku, the silver-haired hottie, not to be confused with Sephiroth or Ansem...wait just a minute, Ansem! ewww...Okay, gross moment over. I live on Destiny Islands and attend a school called Kingdom High School, anyway this is just the introduction. Yes, the real fun awaits just over that hill so follow me...that's right c'mon...Keep following...Good humans, we've arrived. So please tip your waitress and enjoy.

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I stared angrily through my car window as I hit the horn again. I had been hitting that thing for five minutes and still, that idiot Sora still hadn't come out yet. Man, my grandma could get dressed faster than him...He was so slow...So very slow...I gave a growl of frustration and in a last ditch effort hit my head on the steering and allowed it to rest there. A long beep sounded and continued to sound. I was not going to remove my head until Sora came out. It was his choice, come out or let me become deaf.

Minutes after I had done this there was a knock at my window and I turned my head to see Sora. Yep, he was just standing there...with that goofy smile of his. I glared at him and raised my head ending the long beep, most likely relieving the neighbors who unluckily were at home today. After this I unlocked the passenger door and he hurriedly got into the car. Oh sure...He can hurry and get into the car, but no...let's take forever and get ready. I continued to glare at him as I started the car and began to drive off.

"What took you so long?" I growled.

"I couldn't find my shoes." He replied.

I rolled my eyes. "Again!" I asked in disbelief. "Sora when you find yourself losing your things six out of the seven days of the week, it means you need clean your room. Besides it looks like an earthquake ripped through it and...it smells."

"But, it's so messy!" Sora whined

I rolled my eyes again. "Well, you caused it which means you have to clean it. Don't whine, I clean my room. Suck it up, Sora."

Sora looked at me then back at the road.

"Riku, eyes on the road."

"I know, but still...you have to clean your room."

"Yeah, but-"

"No buts, you have-"

"RIKU!" Sora screamed his eyes filled with terror.

"What?"

He pointed in front of us. "TRUCK!"

"Wh-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed as jerked the steering wheel.

The truck barreled past us just as I made it back to the right side of the road. I apparently had swerved to the wrong side when I was talking to Sora.

"This is all your fault, Sora." I muttered under my breath.

"What?" Sora asked.

"Nothing." I replied in my oh, so innocent voice which people in a ten mile radius couldn't resist.

"Okay..." Sora said cocking his eyebrow at me.

"Great, well that's settled." I said keeping my eyes on the road.

"Settled? What's settled?" Sora asked confuzzled.

"That I'm hot and you're not." I replied, smiling triumphantly.

Sora, now even more confuzzled just stared at me. Yep, stared at me blankly...no sign of thoughts whatsoever. I continued to drive and ignored him...Well, at least tried to ignore him, but after a while he began to creep me out. Sora had accomplished the unthinkable; he had crept me, the Great Riku, out. Kudos to him. Yeah, well after that I couldn't take it any longer so I did the only rational thing I could think of, yes that's right, I poked him. He instantly returned to his normal expression.

"Hey, Riku." He said. "Sorry...I zoned out."

"Yeah...why?" I asked.

"Oh well...I was just thinking...where you could have gotten that from? Where'd you hear that you were hot and I wasn't?"

I smiled. "A poll."

"Where?"

"I just walked around Destiny Islands and polled a hundred random people." I shrugged.

"Riku...I bet a very little number of those people actually knew who we were." He said skeptically.

Oh, but I had planned for this. "No, I showed them each a recent picture of the both of us."

Sora stared at me. "Interesting."

"Yep, see I'm smart." I declared happily. "Bet you didn't know that."

Sora was silent, but suddenly he pointed in front of the car. "There's the school!" He cried a relieved voice.

"Yeah...we haven't seen it for a little over two months...it must've changed so much since then." I replied in a sarcastic voice as I parked the car.

Sora just shrugged and we got out of the car grabbing our bags as we closed the doors.

"Well what do you have on your new schedule?" Sora asked me.

"First: English CP, Second: Chemistry, Third: Algebra I, Fourth: Latin." I replied. "You?"

"I have English CP with you, then Biology. For third I have Pre-Calculus and then once again I have Latin with you."

"Ah." I nodded as we opened the door and entered the polished halls of Kingdom High School.

The High School smelled clean very clean, but my thoughts were rudely interrupted when the most annoying voice called out to Sora and me.

"Hey guys! What'd you get on your schedules!"

Yep, the voice belonged to Kairi and soon she was standing in front of us. I growled silently at her; how dare that redheaded Barbie interrupt my thoughts.

Sora explained our schedules quickly and I was silent until he was done.

"Yep, Sora's our little Math genius..." I replied.

Kairi nodded. "Well, I English with both of you and then I have Biology with Sora. After that I have math with you, Riku then it's off to Spanish II for me." She smiled.

'Wonderful...I have two classes with her.' I thought angrily as all three of us proceeded down the hall toward the Auditorium where we would have our mandatory "Beginning of the New School Year" speech. The halls were quite vacant and there was no sound. Everyone else had gone to the Auditorium all ready...Yep, we were the last people to be walking this hall at this hour and we were alone...Well we thought we were alone. Just as we were walking down the stairs that lead to the Second Floor we heard someone.

"Stupid kids and their stupid orange juice..." We heard.

It mumbled some more, and as we got closer I began to recognize the voice. 'Oh, no...he cannot possibly be working here...the Principals are intelligent people they wouldn't have hired-' My thoughts were once again interrupted as we turned the corner and there, in the middle of the hallway stood the last person I expected to see and the person I was praying it was not...Ansem.

He raised his head and glared at us. He was wearing a blue jumper with a white name tag on left that read in darker blue letters "Ansem". I began to laugh at him which only made him glare harder.

"What happened to your job at 'Ed's Chicken Palace' Ansem?" I managed in between a laugh.

"They fired me for dropping a year's supply of Barbeque Sauce." He replied simply.

"Oh...so now you're a janitor?" I sputtered before breaking out in laughter again.

Sora and Kairi were laughing as well.

"I am not a janitor!" Ansem screamed, causing the three of us to stop laughing for a moment before we began to sputter with more laughter.

"I am the Head of the Janitorial Facilities of this High School."

"What, does that mean you have a bigger mop than everyone else?" I asked, smirking.

"No!" He huffed. "Well...yes and a bigger broom...But that's not the point!"

That was the breaking point. Sora, Kairi, and I all fell to the floor laughing. Ansem was the head janitor of Kingdom High! As we all continued to laugh I wondered what other odd and interesting events would occur this school year.

And so it all begins, I say. Bring it on!

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-Cloud Sensei