Disclaimer: One Piece (and its characters) belongs to Eiichiro Oda-sensei.

Reminder: I have no beta-reader. Any grammatical and spelling errors are solely mine.

Warning: OOC possible. One shot scribble.

Rating: T

Note: For moi. This is even more fun to write. I hope the Nami here is flustered enough.

Summary: You said pick anything right?


Points of No Return

3: Treasures Untold


"Ok!" Nami clapped her hands twice to get her nakama's attention. "That ended very well. Extremely well. Straw Hats we are RICH!" She screamed as she hugged one of the big treasure sacks resting in all its glory on the lawn of the Sunny.

"That is a LOT!" Usopp's eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets when he saw the three huge sacks, filled-to-the-brim with treasures of different shapes and sizes.

"Yohoho!" Brook laughed as he walked past behind Usopp. "It's almost blinding even if I have no eyes to s—"

"That is so much more than what we got from Thriller Bark," Franky interrupted the skull joke, raising his sunglasses in astonishment. "Nice Nami!" He gave her a thumbs up.

"Wooooaaah! That is even better than the treasures in Fishman Island!" Luffy yelled, staring at the sacks in amazement.

Nami suddenly swiveled her head towards her captain who promptly shut his mouth when he saw her death glare. Oops.

"Aho," Zoro muttered beside him. "Do not remind her."

Luffy slowly edged away from the navigator's reach. Just in case.

"How did you manage to bring all of that here Nami?" Robin gazed at the sacks in wonder.

The navigator grinned and said with a wink, "I have employed the services of a hunky but surly swordsman."

"I see."

"Employed my ass," Zoro scoffed. "Like you'll really pay me you stingy onna."

"Oi moss-head," Sanji glared at him. "How dare you mock Nami-san! You should be grateful she's even giving you a chance to serve her."

"Serve?"

"Ah my Nami-swan!" The cook ignored him. "You should have told me you needed a man-servant for today! Your prince would gladly—"

"Disgraceful."

"What did you say?!"

"Enough of that!" Nami's voice thundered across the lawn, making Chopper jump onto Usopp's arms. "Time to divide the loot!" She turned to Zoro. "Don't worry I'll make sure your efforts are rightfully compensated."

"Oh really?"

Nami was smiling broadly. "Really!" She was practically glowing—no shining—from too much happiness.

"So bright…" Chopper whispered and Usopp nodded.

"Since you helped hauled all of these without pissing me off or bitching about it, I think a reward is in order."

Sanji's cigarette almost fell from his lips. "Reward?"

"Of course!"

"Reward?" This time it as Zoro who said it.

"What? I am generous regardless of what you keep saying."

The other Straw Hats looked at each other in disbelief.

"Kami, she must've hit her head or something."

"I heard that Usopp."

A squeak came from the sniper's direction.

"What kind of reward?" Zoro could not stop himself from asking. "No don't tell me. You'll deduct a certain shitty percent from my damned debt that you'll eventually retrieve by charging me again over something I will do or will not do for you?"

"Spot on, but not really. Since you did all the work with the treasure hauling, I figured I can let you pick anything you like! On top of your share of loot." She was beaming at him while explaining.

This time the Straw Hats looked at each other nervously. Even Zoro looked uneasy.

"Zoroooo," Usopp whispered-called. "Do not fall for her tricks! It's a trap!"

"Zorooo did you bring back another Nami?" Luffy whispered from the other side. "I'm pretty sure this one is not ours!"

A vein popped on the navigator's forehead.

"Quick Sanji! Sniff her! Find out if she's the real one!"

"I am not a dog you shitty sniper!" Sanji retorted. But hearts suddenly appeared around him when he turned to Nami. "But I'll gladly…"

"Try and die Sanji-kun."

"But…"

"That's it!" Nami stomped a foot on the lawn deck. "Zoro just go and pick your reward! Let's get this over with."

"Alright," he was looking at her skeptically. "Anything right?"

"Right."

Zoro studied the treasure sacks filled to the brim with all kinds of golds and jewels.

Nami impatiently tapped her feet. "Well?"

The swordsman started to approach one of the bags, seemingly coming to a decision.

Then suddenly he made a beeline towards Nami and promptly grabbed the navigator at the waist, throwing her over his shoulder.

"Zoro! What the hell?!" She screeched, trying to look at him from her position. "What are you doing?!"

"Getting my reward. You said pick anything right?"

"Wha—whaaaat?"

She can hear Robin giggling softly in the background along with Franky's shout of 'super' and Brook's 'yohohoho' laughter.

"Marimooooooo!"


- The End –


R and R please.

And Happy Birthday senchou!