Being Immortal Sucks Ass

Disclaimer: (Rolls eyes) I don't own South Park...yet...

Kenny McCormick took out a pen and some paper and began to write.

Dear Mortal Friends,

Everyday you see me fall,

And everyday I hear your call,

But let me say what I need to say,

Being immortal sucks ass.

Some say that I am like Re,

Rise and fall and vice versa,

And everything just seems so brass,

Cuz being immortal sucks ass.

I can't stand it when you laugh,

When Death slices me with his staff,

I swear none of you have class,

That's why being immortal sucks ass.

You dicks never shed a tear,

When you see what should be your worst fear,

Because you don't understand,

Being immortal sucks ass.

Even in the rain,

My deaths don't cause you any pain,

Even when I'm poked with glass,

Being immortal sucks ass.

I can't stand it when you laugh,

When Death slices me with his staff,

I swear none of you have class,

That's why being immortal sucks ass.

As I prepare this sharp knife,

The one that will end my life,

I remind you GET SOME CLASS!

So being immortal won't suck ass!

I can't stand it when you laugh,

When Death slices me with his staff,

I swear none of you have class,

That's why being immortal sucks ass.

I can't stand it when you laugh,

When Death slices me with his staff,

I swear none of you have class,

That's why being immortal sucks ass.

Sincerely, Kenny McCormick...

A/N: If you have never heard this song, that's because it's one of my own, "Being Immortal Sucks Ass" by Ashizu Aarons.