Author: HELLO! I'm back with the sequel to "In Your Arms, I'll Do My Homework" Aren't you excited? I know I am! I wrote this during study hall today. Yay!
Disclaimer: Yeah, I've got K. Masashi tied up in my closet… MUWAHUAHHA!
Well, thanks to everyone who reviewed. I hope you like this fic.
This is beta-ed by Red Deep
ON WITH ZE FIC!
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"Settle down, class!" The teacher tapped a ruler on her desk angrily. The students' chattering gradually grew quieter, until it died down all together. "Now," Began the teacher, Mrs. Applegate, and old, portly woman with short orange-blonde hair, "I trust you all did your homew-" She was cut off by a loud fit of giggles, coming from a certain blond.
"Sasuke! Tee hee! Stop that! Ha haa!"
"MR. UZUMAKI!" Mrs. Applegate bellowed, "Just do you think is so funny?"
Naruto gulped. He obviously couldn't tell his teacher that Sasuke was tickling him, especially where he was being tickled. It would be embarrassing, to say the least. "Eh he heh…nothing?"
"Well then, since you are so unoccupied, perhaps you'd like to come up to the front of the class and read to us your homework, hmm?"
With a slight blush Naruto said, "Well, ah…I'd really rather not…"
"And I'd rather not have you disrupting my class! Front of the room. NOW!"
Naruto squeaked and hurried over, clutching his paper to his chest, a few of his classmates snickering as he ran past them.
The blond gulped again before reading, "Umm… For number one, we had to define 'prehistory,' and I put: 'Prehistory is the time period in witch no written records were recorded." Naruto looked up at his teacher expectantly, who nodded for him to continue.
"Umm, number two was defining the term 'homo erectus.' The homo erectus is broken down into two parts. The first part, 'homo'…" Sasuke's smug expression started to slide off his face. "…Is when two boys kiss each other and stuff."
The class was silent for a moment, until all the boys broke out in laughter, excluding Sasuke, who, like his teacher, visibly paled. Most of the girls squealed, shrieking "EWWW!" over and over while the rest just stared. Hinata fainted.
Naruto looked at them quizzically. "What's so funny?" He cocked his head to the side and furrowed his eyebrows.
Kiba wiped a tear from his eye. "Nothing, Naruto! Keep on going!" He laughed, clutching onto his stomach.
The blond gave his fellow classmates one more confused look before returning to his paper.
'No!' Sasuke screamed inside his head. 'Don't keep on going! Naruto, stop!'
"The second half, 'erectus,' is when," He paused as his face turned slightly red. "Is when one boy makes the other's… 'thingy', stand up straight."
The class went wild. Papers were thrown, eyes watered, and several students suffered from nosebleeds, none too major- excluding Sai's.
"MR. UZUMAKI!" Mrs. Applegate screeched, holding a bloody tissue to her nose. "Go to the office, NOW!"
Naruto looked at his teacher in confusion. "What? What did I do?"
"I don't allow such crude humor in my classroom!"
"Humor?" Naruto cocked one eyebrow up, thinking hard. "HEY! Sasuke! You jerk! You gave me a fake answer?"
Sasuke tried to sink under his desk but it wasn't possible, for he was already as far as he could go without falling onto the floor.
"UCHIHA! What is the meaning of this!.?" The frazzled teacher yelled, exasperated.
"Yeah! Sasuke showed me everything! Its his fault!" Naruto yelled, pointing an accusing finger at the Uchiha.
"…Showed?"
Everyone went silent, not daring to move muscle.
"Huh…? What happened…?" Asked a groggy Hinata, picking herself up from the floor. She looked around at the gaping faces, and then at what they were staring at, Sasuke.
Finally, Ino found her voice, which she used to permanently ruin Uchiha Sasuke's reputation, forever.
"OH MY GOD! SASUKE AND NARUTO ARE GAY LOVERS!"
Nosebleeds were amuck! Students were hanging over their desks and chairs, foaming at the mouth, passed out due to blood loss. Sakura and other random fangirls sobbed. Gaara and Neji cursed the Uchiha under their breaths. Hinata fainted.
Mrs. Applegate sent both boys to the principal's office, one blushing, and the other sulking. After that, she hurried to the phone, asking for the janitor, who was surprised that he had to clean up blood.
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DID YOU LOVE IT? I hope so. And not to fear! I am writing chapter 2 right now!
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