AN: Second lucky people are...
Jessie and Vincent!
...How I'm ever going to get this to work, I don't know...
Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII, that would be Square-Enix.
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Lazily tossing the key over her shoulder, she inspected the room full of coffins.
Hearing something from inside one of them, she froze.
But, she was a secret spy for AVALANCHE! She couldn't back out now!
A few seconds later she was running out of the Shinra Mansion, screaming 'Vampire!'
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"Well?" Her boss said, "What did ya find?"
Still shaking, she said frantically,
"A naked vampire reciting horrible poetry about shins and alcohol, and how he couldn't save his liquor from the hos!"
And her boss was all like 'PWNED!'
AN: Muwahaha. On to the next one!
