AN: Next up, Hojo/Elena!
...Oh, I'm sunk.
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Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII, that would be Square-Enix.
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Elena had to know the answer to the question that clouded the minds of the turks.
It was forever there, and they always wondered about it.
It made no sense, none at all.
This continuing wondrance was really annoying, and the turks decided to do something about it.
Why was Hojo so popular with the ladies?
It had Reno stumped, Rude amazed, Tseng blank, and Elena curious.
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"'Lena, you're a chick, you go find out."
Rude nodded in agreement.
Elena looked flustered. "No!"
Too late, the male turks had already picked her up and dropped her at the top of the stairs leading to the labs.
"I'm going to kill them." Elena said through gritted teeth.
Looking up, she saw a long line of women, and Hojo walking down the row, inspecting them.
Hastily standing up, she stood next to a tall blonde girl, who was currently chatting to the brunette on her right.
Elena looked on as the idiotic brunette waved at Hojo, and the tall blonde punched her.
Elena snickered.
Hojo looked with interest at the brunette, and asked for her name.
"K-kanist Roitan, S-sir!" She said.
Hojo questioned the tall blonde, and went on to Elena.
"Elena, my dear, what are you doing here?"
All the other woman's ears instantly perked up at the mention of 'My dear'.
"Professor." Elena said, nodding her head once. "I'm merely doing a routine...lab inspection."
"Oh, pity. Because, I would have picked you to be my new lab assistant!" He leered at her.
Elena suddenly had the urge to gag, but covered it up with a cough. Damn Reno. Damn him. Damn him.
All the other woman glared at her with extreme hatred, for they all wanted to be Hojo's assistant.
"Labisfinegoodbye!" Elena exclaimed and rushed to the top of the stairs.
Upon seeing Reno, she firmly slapped him across the cheek.
"Owww...What's wrong with you?" He whined.
"Hojo hit on me, that's what's wrong!" She screamed before she stomped off.
Tseng looked on after her, then turned to Reno and Rude.
"I take it she didn't find out why Hojo got all the girls...?
AN: This is one of the great mysteries of life, seriously. Why does Hojo get all the girls? WHY?
Review please! It makes me type faster!
Up next...Cid/Yuffie!
