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Key: "Humans"
'the cats talking to eachother'
Iruka sighed as he opened the cardboard box up in his living room and looked inside.
Sakura, the little white kitten, stared at her former sensei with wide green eyes before she pounced him. Iruka grinned at the girl's boldness as Naruto peered over the side of the box before climbing up and tumbling out in a little mass of orange fluff.
Somehow Sakura managed to laugh, it sounded like broken up hissing to Iruka, but the girl laughed at her teammate who quickly recovered. Sasuke glanced up with red eyes and then ignored the teacher. Iruka sighed again; it was going to be a long mission. Kakashi stared at Sasuke before leaping out the box and onto the chuunin's couch. He then found a place he liked and decided a nap was in store.
Sakura leaped off her teacher and pounced onto Naruto, the two began to play immediately.
"Sasuke, you are going to have to leave that box sometime you know." Iruka looked at the heir.
Sasuke looked at his sensei with uncaring eyes and then stretched inside the box before leaping out as well. He took up a spot by the heater and proceeded to warm his fluffy black fur.
"I'm going out to get you guys food and some cat litter. Sasuke, you are in charge until I get back unless Kakashi-san decides to wake up." Iruka went to the door and then laughed at himself, "I'm talking to cats…I need help."
With that he left, leaving the 3 kittens and sleeping cat alone.
'Naruto, do not break anything.' Sasuke hissed at the orange fur ball.
Sakura and Naruto looked up from their playing and stared at the black kitten.
'You don't control me, teme.' Naruto retorted in his own hiss.
Sakura stretched, 'Guys, we're cats, we can't do anything. Stop fighting for once. Jeez.'
Sasuke glared at both of them, 'I can't believe I got stuck with two of the worst students in our class.'
Naruto yowled at the black cat, 'You jerk.'
Sakura stared at the obsidian fur ball and scoffed, 'I don't even know why I liked you as a human. Being a cat shows me that you really are just a big jerk.'
Sasuke met Naruto's yowl and pounced at the younger boy. Orange and black clashed in a flurry of small claws and tiny teeth. The two scratched at each other and managed a few good bites on each other before they were separated by a large mass of fur. Kakashi sat on both of them and looked over at Sakura.
'If the three of you don't stop fighting, I'll have Iruka castrate you two and have you fixed.'
All three quieted as their sensei got off the two kittens and walked off into another room.
'You don't think that he was serious, do you?' Naruto looked at his fellow kittens.
Hey! Thanks for the reviews guys! It means a lot to me when I hear from people.
Anyway, yes the chapters are short, but that's normally how I make my chapters, long chapters tend to make me go insane and take me a lot longer. Anyway, to answer a couple questions real quick, Iruka knows who the cats are respectively. I think they'd make cute kittens and Kakashi would be a big fuzz ball that would lie around and do nothing. This might end up to be KakaIru just because I really love that pairing. I'm thinking about just making it a Team 7 fic too, just cause it's cute too.
Next chapter will be out on Monday more likely than not. School starts on the 5th, so I'd like to have this mostly done, or completed by then. It's just a cute little Crack!fic, nothing more than that. I've estimated about 7 chapters, but that will probably die by next week.
My favorite part to write was the little spat between the three kittens. I don't like SakuSasu, so I normally have Sakura going away from Sasuke and towards Rock Lee. I love Sakura, I really do. I am not that big of a Sasuke fan though, so he might get bashed a tiny bit, but Naruto will be there to make it allllll better
I am not the typical fangirl. Haha. Until Monday folks!
