1Errm, so I haven't updated in ages, sorry ;-; Truth is, I got really bored with the story, hehehe ; So, I'm going to finish it in this chapter, sorry again for all the waiting and hating xD

YYH is not mine, nor is anything else that might be mentioned, because if it was the series would still be running...If only it could be like Inuyasha or Yuugioh and have like four hundred episodes ;3 I miss Kurama -cries-

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Kurama looked intensely at Hiei's computer; the download was proceeding at an alarming rate. 'And we used to complain about how slow these blasted things loaded.' Kurama thought bitterly.

He tried closing the download window, but to no avail. Suddenly, with a low beeping sound the computer screen began to flicker, thousands of pop-up flooding every inch. Hiei arched an eyebrow, "Well, this is useful, I'm so sure a free vacation to the Carribean will help with these projects." He said haughtily.

Kurama could have whacked him one across the head.

In an instant, chaos had engulfed the classroom. Every computer linked to Hiei's had shut down and wouldn't reboot. The teacher seemed on the verge of tears, staring at his personal computer until he sank to his knees. "My beautiful machine!" He screamed.

Hiei crossed his arms, "How pathetic, the stupid compatoor destroyed itself and he mourns it."

Kurama groaned, "The computer didn't do that, you did."

"I only did what you told me to do!" Hiei yelled. "This damn school is getting on my nerves, if this demon we're after doesn't blast it to pieces then I will!"

The teacher walked over to them, looking like a sad lost soul clutching at his keyboard.

"Principal...Go...Now..." He spluttered, pointing to the door.

Hiei threw his arms up, "Fine! It'll give me a chance to finish this once and for all!"

Kurama hid his face from the eyes of his disturbed classmates and ushered Hiei out the door. He made his way down the hall, mumbling something about dealing with a child.

The frustration building in Hiei was about ready to explode, his shrouded third eye burning a hole through his bandana. But at least now he could crush that wretch of a demon without anymore hesitation.

"Kurama, I don't care if your little human school is on the edge of the border to hell, next time get Yusuke or the idiot to help you." He hissed.

Kurama really couldn't help but chuckle, "But the uniform suits you so well."

Hiei gritted his teeth, "It'll suit you even better when I ram it down your throat."

Kurama flicked his hand, signaling Hiei to be quiet. The jaganashi glowered at him but complied.

The door ahead of them was considerably darker in aura than the surrounding ones, even the window of it seemed ready to shatter.

"Please, do come in boys." A sickly cool voice penetrated their minds with telepathy. The door they'd just been studying swung open with a loud creak.

Hiei stormed into the room, creating a blade from thin air. "Prepare to die fool!" He sneered.

The principal's secretary, who had opened the door, stared at Hiei with a fearful expression, "Are...You here for counseling?" She asked, backing away slowly.

Kurama rushed in, "Yes, yes that's right!" He said quickly, patting Hiei's head, "He's here to talk with the principal about his appointment, but he's perfectly harmless, like a chiuaua really. Just having a bit of problems...With computers." The kitsune chuckled awkwardly.

"Like a what!" Hiei snarled but Kurama pushed him away, leaving the secretary to watch the yapping teenager try to struggle free.

"Be more careful, we're still surrounded by humans!" Kurama scolded once they were outside of the real principal's office.

Hiei glared at him, "Shut up or I'll bite you...Chiuaua..." He grumbled, kicking in the principal's door.

Inside everything appeared normal, all neat and tidy. The large swivel chair was turned so that its back faced the two entering demons; it was like something out of a Godfather Kurama thought.

Hiei, not giving a care about wether the before them was being overly cliche, he jumped on the tidy desk and kicked the swivel chair around. "Face me you bastard!"

"You ruined the moment idiot!" A surprisingly high voice cried. Kurama recognized the man in the chair as the real principal, but his eyes were rolled into his head and his mouth was agape. Inside the mouth was a small gremlin that seemed thoroughly disappointed. He was perhaps six inches tall, dressed in a black suit with blonde hair in a braid. Kurama also thought he looked like something he'd seen off television, he just couldn't remember what.

Hiei snorted, "Oh how terrifying. A short-assed fairy."

The gremlin gave a high-pitched roar, "Who you calling short, shrimp-boat!" Now Kurama knew who this gremlin was imitating.

"I understand now," He said in his usual 'I've figured everything out in less time than you could make a sandwich' tone of voice. "You're just like the puppet master; you're a coward. You hide behind personas and other people, trying to make yourself seem more intimidating. But all it makes you is weaker."

Hiei ignored Kurama, "Shrimp! Look who's talking, little pixie!"

The gremlin squealed, diving out of the principal's mouth and at Hiei's, "I'll eat your brain!"

Hiei caught the tiny monster and squeezed him until his beady eyes looked about ready to pop. This reminds me of a scene a long, long time ago, can you recall it?

"Uncle, uncle!" The gremlin cried.

Hiei growled, "I'm not your uncle idiot!" He threw the little creature onto the desk and stepped on him, grinding him into a stack of papers.

Kurama could have sweatdropped, it was hard to believe he and Hiei had jumped through hoops for over seven hours just to finally meet their foe and squash him. "What a colossal waste of energy." He sighed, rubbing his temples again. He was going to grow old because of things like this...Well, older.

Hiei was busy taping the gremlin to a stapler and took no notice as Kurama pulled out his communicator,

"Koenma-sama, we've apprehended the, err, villain." He said, watching Hiei struggle with paperclips.

The child ruler grinned, "Excellent!" He chirped, "I knew I could count on you Kurama! Bring him to Reikai as soon as school let's out!" With that he broke their connection.

When school finally did let out, after what seemed like a lifetime, Kurama and Hiei took the duct-taped nuisance into Spirit World custody.

"The school should quickly return to normal without him there now." Koenma said as Yusuke and Kuwabara entered the room, still snickering at Hiei's uniform.

"What about the other demons that were there?" Kurama asked.

Koenma shook his head, "They were all minor demons, the border patrols will quickly get them back where they belong."

Hiei slumped into a chair, "I can't believe I went through all that crap for nothing."

Yusuke grinned, "Hey, it wasn't for nothing! It gave us some entertainment!"

The fire demon drew his sword, "Let's see how entertained you are as I hang your insides as tasteful wall ornaments!"

Koenma sighed and looked pityingly at Kurama, "How did you stand him so long?"

The kitsune shrugged, and with a sly smirk, "I suppose it was just the thought of him learning what it was like to live as a human for a day. Because he had his fair share of high school troubles."

THE END

Yaaay, it's over! Aren't you chuffed? I'll see about trying to write some more fanfictions, under a new penname, but high school's a pain, yeah? Well, thanks to everyone who saw this story to it's end, and remember, if you believe your principal to be possessed by a Godfather wannabe gremlin version of Edward Elric, please seek immediate help. Thank you and good night! ;3