Ha! I'm still alive! After Ruby found out about the cookie thing, she tried to kill me, but I said I was a civilian with only enough aura to be a normal civilian, and not enough to even be the weakest huntsman. So she resorted to beating my chest with her fists. It didn't help that the song "Poka Poka Shiteru Dake" was playing at the moment. She was so adorable… *sniff* I just had to record it to prove that it is possible for a girl to look so cute. I REGRET NOTHING!

But I'm getting off topic, so here are the poll results:

Asia-33

OC-21

Irina-12

Ravel-8

Akeno-4

Ophis-4

Xenovia-3

Koneko-3

Trihexa-2

Kalawarner-2

Kuroka-2

Gabriel-1

Other-1

Wow. Asia is on fire! Now, then I have a rant that I really need to let out, because I don't know how much longer I can hold in the frustration. There's an obnoxious author (who happens to not have any stories published, so they're not one to talk), Ahemaru 'Ahegao' Henriku, who is being a really nit-picking person. Look at their review: "hmmm… 1k words is not enough you even have a lot of grammar error here and other also Ruby found out that you are giving her secret cookie stash that she hid away and she is going Reaper mode hunting you." And no, I didn't change anything. One: I'm a native English speaker. I know what I'm doing. Two: I reread the whole thing at least FIVE times and fixed the mistakes I found. Three: I find this review lacking in ethos. I counted at least three grammatical errors! Not to mention it's a run-on sentence, which is a BIG example of improper use of grammar. AND part of it doesn't even make sense, even though the message is understood. AND their review for Storm of the Broken Blade was filled with grammatical errors. Ahoge, I said constructive criticism appreciated, not plain old criticism appreciated. Also, it's hard to find you credible if your reviews are filled with grammatical errors. Rant over. I don't mean to be rude, but this is something that I needed to let out. Well, on with the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or High School DxD

Naruto nodded his head and said, "I see… so you're a nekoshou, one of the last two to be exact. That explains why you smelled like a cat."

Koneko's eyes widened and she suddenly looked at Naruto. "What do you mean?"

Naruto explained, "You smell different from the others. The student council and the Occult Research Club smell more demonic, while you smell like a cat, as I said earlier. And I know that they're not human either. I know that they're devils. Plus, you're a nekoshou turned devil, and that Akeno girl seems to only be part devil, like you. But her other half seems to be some form of corrupted light energy… Care to explain more?"

Koneko sighted, and sadly began explaining the supernatural world to her friend. She silently hoped that her best friend would be safe, knowing that he lived in a very dangerous world.

Naruto looked down in thought as he walked home. He was thinking about what his petite friend told him about the supernatural world. The blonde then chuckled when he remembered the concerned look on Koneko's face. Naruto muttered, "Really, Koneko-chan? I know that you care about me, but I'm capable of defending myself." He arrived at his house, took a deep breath, and then entered the door. Otose Kirii was waiting for him on the other side. She was about 5'8" a good four inches taller than him. She had white hair and piercing orange eyes-well, an eye with a piercing gaze because her left eye was covered by a large black eye-patch. A scar was visible and was rather large and wide, running from under the eye-patch to her jaw. She wore a maid uniform, but what many did not know was that she had many knives and guns under the dress. Otose said, "Welcome home, Naruto-sama." Naruto smiled and said, "Otose, there's no need to be so stiff. You can relax for now."

The maid nodded and faintly smiled. "If you wish, Naruto-sama." Otose then walked over to the couch and sat down, leaning her head back and letting out a sigh.

Naruto walked over to Otose and sat next to her, relaxing as well. He said, "Otose, I made contact with the supernatural. Whether we like it or not, we're involved in what happens with them, now."

The maid grunted, obviously upset at the current events. "Great. Now we're in deep shit if any of the supernatural beings decide to approach us."

"Yeah… Looks like it, Otose," replied the blonde. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Naruto closed his eyes, and channeling chakra to the seal hidden on the front door, checked who it was.

The teen had a visible scowl on his face as he walked to the door. However, he quickly replaced it with a gentle smile as he opened the door. Rias stood in front of him, her hands placed on her hips. She said, "What's this I hear about you and Akeno knocking each other down in front of the school?"

Naruto blinked at her bluntness and replied, "It was an accident. We weren't looking where we were going," and started to frown. Rias frowned as well and left, clearly not happy.

She whispered, "I'll get Issei in my peerage, no matter what it takes…" Little did she know Naruto heard her silent muttering.

He said, "Not if I can help it." He went back to Otose and spoke to her about what happened.

It was the day of Issei's date. The brunette gulped nervously as he tugged on the front of shirt, waiting for Yuuma to show up. "Issei-kun! I'm so sorry I'm late!" He turned around and saw Yuuma running towards him. She was wearing a simple pink dress, and had a small matching purse.

"It's alright, Yuuma-chan, I got here not too long ago myself!" exclaimed Issei.

Yuuma sighed in relief and smiled. "Really? I'm glad that you're not angry!"

Issei smiled and said, "Come on, let's get going" and offered his arm, which Yuuma accepted.

A few hours later, their date ended in the park. "So Yuuma, did you enjoy our date?"

Yuuma nodded and said, "Issei, there's something I want to ask you." The brunette perked up and thought, 'Yes! This is the part where she asks for a kiss, right?'

Yuuma leaned in and whispered, "Will you die for me?" Before Issei could register the question, a spear of light was stabbed into his chest.

"W-wha…" The boy looked up at Raynare and weakly asked, "Why… Why did you do this?"

She smirked and replied, "Don't blame me. Blame God for making you this way." Raynare then let out her wings and flew away, leaving a large amount of black feathers in the area.

Naruto quickly body flickered to Issei, checking on the hole in his chest. He also sensed Rias approaching the area. Suddenly, his prankster instincts kicked in, and he smiled. The blonde quickly summoned two Truth-Seeking Balls and shaped them to form devil wings, and they stuck to his back. Naruto then channeled his chakra to the sun mark on his hand. The moment the white circle on his palm touched the dying boy's chest, a golden glow erupted from the ground, and Issei's wound started to heal. In mere seconds, the hole was gone and Issei was unconscious from the blood loss and sudden healing. Naruto then slung his neighbor over his shoulder, and once more body flickered to Issei's house.

Rias growled in anger as she saw Naruto leave. Not only did she fail to get Issei, it seemed that there were more devils in the city of Kuoh. She remembered seeing the wings on Naruto's back, as well as the golden glow erupting from the ground around Issei's body. Light coming from the ground was common when resurrecting someone as an evil piece, and this only further angered Rias, believing that Issei ended up in another king's peerage. "Just you wait, Uzumaki… I will get Issei one way or another!" She never knew that she had been pranked by the infamous Prankster King.

Issei woke up in bed. He muttered, "What happened?"

A voice he didn't recognize replied, "You were attacked by a fallen angel. You're lucky that Naruto-sama was there to save you."

The brunette jumped and nearly screamed. He managed to say, "Who are you?"

The woman said, "I am Otose Kirii. I am Naruto-sama's maid."

Issei was silent for a moment, and then quietly asked, "So everything last night was real?" To his despair, Otose nodded.

"You should get ready for school. Meet me at the front of the school after classes end. Naruto-sama and I will explain things then. Before that, keep your mouth shut. We don't need you drawing unnecessary attention."

Just then, Issei's mother walked in. She saw Otose and cried, "Darling! Our baby brought home a woman!"

The boy's father came up just as quick and yelled, "My son! You have truly become a man!" Both husband and wife hugged each other and burst into tears.

Otose twitched and said, "I am Naruto-sama's maid, Otose Kirii. Your son had tripped and hit his head on the ground last night when walking home. Naruto-sama merely asked me to watch over Issei-san for the night to make sure he is okay."

His parent stopped crying and in unison, said, "Oh. Sorry." They thanked her and offered to let her have breakfast with them. Otose accepted, seeing no reason to refuse. Issei sighed, realizing that it would be hours before he got answers. He wondered what his neighbor had to do with what happened, not knowing that the answers would literally change his world.

The third chapter is done! And yes, I used Otose from Domina no Do. Anyways, please tell me what you think, review, constructive criticism appreciated, and NO flames. Keep your insults to yourself. I don't want to hear them. As a reminder, the poll for if Mittelt should be a tsundere or not will go up after the Issei's pairing poll is closed. And Ahoge, please refrain from using bad grammar when leaving reviews. Onishin Tsukitenshi, signing out.