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The ninja appeared in front of Kira. "I'm afraid I haven't seen you around before. Will you please show me your headband?"
Kira obeyed. He showed the ANBU ninja a Konoha headband, to the ninja's surprise. Kira grinned evilly.
"It can't be! I've never seen you before. You must be one of the assassins!"
"Correct." Kira took out a kunai. It wasn't any ordinary kunai though. Instead of metal, it was created by rock. "I'm afraid you'll have to die now that you've found out though.
The ninja fled. Kira appeared in front of him this time.
"Die," Kira murmured softly. Kira stabbed the ninja to death. Carrying his body, Kira returned to the base.
"What's that you got there, Kira?" Hakaisha questioned. Hakaisha's eyes widened. "What the fuck?" Hakaisha pointed at Kira, glaring at him with a murderous intent. "You killed another one! No fair, bitch! Hey Kyoukan! Can I kill some too?"
"No, you may not," said Kyoukan. "Kira always follows orders. I'm sure there's a good reason why he had to kill the ANBU member. He brought him back too. Something must've happened."
"You predicted correctly as always Leader-sama," said Kira. "He seemed to figure out that I was one of the assassins, so I had to kill him. Look." Kira took at a large, folded envelope in the ninja's pocket. "He must be one of the higher ranked ANBU members to carry a bingo book."
"Perfect," smiled Kyoukan. "Now then Kira, what did you discover?"
"They are suspicious. Many don't seem to believe that Kazekage led this assassination. However, they are also suspicious of Kazekage, but not as much. I have, however, managed to gather some more information about this Kazekage. First of all, he is called Gaara. I'm sure most of you know this already. Second of all, the Kazekage seemed to originally have the Shukaku in him. This still might be obvious to you all. But finally, the Kazekage either does not use taijutsu or just uses it rarely. According to Tsuchikage-sama, we were all told that the Kazekage utilized highly dangerous sand jutsus. Since we can't seem to be able to utilize them, it will be harder to convince Konoha that Suna is doing all this."
"We should transform Gaara and some other famed people in Suna, such as his siblings and Baki, and try to assassinate at night, but when there is still quite a bit of people," said Kyoukan.
"At any rate, I should become Gaara because my doton jutsus should be able to have a similar appearance to Gaara's jutsus," said Hyouhakusha. "After all, I do know the most jutsus here."
"Okay, that's decided," said Kyoukan, "Kage Bunshin will be the supporting assassinators. Now, for the two siblings."
"I should be the puppeteer one," said Kira. "My abilities can create fabulous sculptures. I can easily sculpt the shape of that one puppet. It's decided, I'm the puppeteer sibling."
"Now, for me," grumbled Hakaisha. "Why be a gal?"
"Don't be sexist," said Kira.
"No, actually, Hakaisha's abilities aren't near wind-related, so let's not include her OR one of Hyouhakusha's Kage Bunshins can be her, since Hyouhakusha's jutsus are more wind-related. Instead, Hakaisha can observe and see their reaction afterwards."
"The Fuck?" screamed Hakaisha in rage. Hakaisha pounded his fists on the ground. Tiny quakes quivered. "Fighting's the most thrilling part! But I have to stick to something fucking Kira can do!"
"Please, do not use the adjective 'fucking' when describing me," Kira requested.
"Fuck you!" yelled Hakaisha. Hakaisha, now provoked, launched a solid punch at Kira. He was restrained by Hyouhakusha.
"Oi! Stop!" demanded Hyouhakusha, attempting to restrain the crazed Hakaisha.
Hakaisha glared at Hyouhakusha. "Fuck you too!"
Kira grabbed Hakaisha. "Leader-sama!"
Kyoukan directed a kick at Hakaisha's head, knocking him out. "That should take care of him." Hakaisha pointed at Kira. "Looks like we can't include the puppeteer either unless you use Kage Bunshin. Hakaisha will just be some unimportant ninja helping out. Got it?"
"Yes sir."
"We do this tomorrow," said Kyoukan.
The next day, Kira woke up to find Hakaisha normal once again. It looked like Kyoukan had explained to Hakaisha what they had discussed. That was good. What Kyoukan ordered, Kira obeyed. He considered himself only an obedient dog compared to Kyoukan and the Tsuchikage.
"Finally! Today's the day where we can kill as many bitches as we desire!" exclaimed Hakaisha. Hakaisha was completely different from the day before.
"Just remember, when they bring in the big forces, retreat at all costs," instructed Kyoukan. "Now then, once Hyouhakusha wakes up, we'll start planning this."
At noon, the four commence to discuss the attack on Konoha.
"First of all," Kyoukan asserted, "I will be stating your guys' positions. In this particular mission, Hyouhakusha is the most important here. He will be the Kazekage, Gaara. I am possibly the next most important. I am the puppeteer, the older guy sibling of the Kazekage. Kira will be the person who examines how well this goes and will also be the creator of the dummy puppet. Hakaisha will be some random Suna ninja. Anyone have any problems?"
"I do," stated Hakaisha. "How come I play a less important role here?"
"As long as you kill, you will be happy right?" Kyoukan questioned.
"No…ooooh! Okay. Yeah," said Hakaisha, figuring it all out.
"Now, as for what we'll be achieving and what we are doing…," said Kyoukan, "We will be fighting against a few Konoha ninja. We have to have the Hokage see this. This is where Kira becomes important. We will use Kage Bunshin to make up for the amount of people we don't have. Anyway, as far as Kira goes, Kira will transform into a worried ninja of Konoha. He will report for the Hokage to come out. As long as the Hokage sees 'Kankuro', the male older sibling, and 'Gaara', the Kazekage fighting, she may declare war on Suna. After a few Kage Bunshin are destroyed, we retreat. This is when things go somewhat wrong.
"Konoha ninja are quite stubborn. They will do anything to find out what is going on. Most likely, when we retreat, a few will run off to Suna. Their two most likely choices are declare war on Suna, or spy on the Kazekage to confirm, even if it is technically illegal to trespass village territory. Hopefully, they will declare war, but if they don't, Hakaisha and Kira will be sent to see if they don't. If they don't, they'll die, which will make Konoha even more suspicious, and therefore the chances of them declaring war is about 95."
The other three applauded. It was a well thought out plan that had almost no flaws.
"Well then, think this plan over," said Kyoukan. "If you happen to find any flaws, even the tiniest ones in the plan, report it to me. This plan must not possess any flaws at all! Hurry. The attack is in about five more hours."
They all thought it over, but no matter how hard they thought, the group just couldn't discover any faults in the plan.
Kira decided to start on the puppet. The puppet was finished in less than two hours, and it was beautifully carved. "Masterpiece," boasted Kira proudly. He took at a long roll of bandage to wrap up the puppet.
The time came to assault Konoha.
"Okay now, let's do this!" demanded Kyoukan.
Kyoukan created five Kage Bunshin. Hyouhakusha created five too. Hakaisha created ten. Each clone transformed into a different-looking Suna ninja. Hakaisha transformed into a regular ninja too. Hyouhakusha, on the other hand, transformed into Gaara, while Kyoukan morphed into Kankuro. Kira transformed into the ANBU ninja he had killed the day before. They were all set.
"Go!" ordered Kyoukan.
Kira jumped off into a different direction than the others. He stood near a house and waited for his comrades to begin the attack. Suddenly, a dust of sand went flying at numerous villagers and ninjas.
"I-it's the Kazekage!" screamed on villager.
"The rumors were true!" shrieked another one.
This was Kira's cue. Kira jumped off to the Hokage building. "Ho-hokage-sama!" shouted Kira after getting to Tsunade's office. Kira was an expert in acting.
"What is it?"
"T-the Kazekage is leading a group of Suna shinobi against us!"
"Wh-what?" Tsunade's eyes widened. She followed Kira outside to see. It was true. "Sh-shizune!" called Tsunade.
"Yes Tsunade-sama?" asked Shizune, running over to Tsunade.
"Call all the jounin you can to attack these Suna ninja. They really have done it!"
Jounin began to attack the "Suna ninja". Of course, after attacking some jounin, all the "Suna ninja" retreated as planned. Kira stayed near Tsunade. Hakaisha threw away the body of a Konoha jounin he had killed and transformed into him. He wiped the blood off of his leg that was inflicted by that certain jounin. He jumped off to Tsunade.
All the jounin who were fighting went back to Tsunade for orders. In this group included Hakaisha.
"All of you! Go follow them to Suna!"
Shikamaru, who was also there at the time, raised his hand and spoke, "Wait, we shouldn't attack them yet. We should spy on the Kazekage first to determine if he really is leading the assassinations, then we should decide whether or not we should attack Suna."
"Good point Shikamaru."
Tsunade assigned ten ninja to hop off to Suna. Since Kira and Hakaisha had asked to be one of the ten, they were included. After thirty minutes of running and jumping, Kira and Hakaisha stopped the group.
Hakaisha glared at them and grinned evilly. "I'm sorry, but you guys will have to die here!"
