Ed and Roy…in sensitivity training
Therapist: So, why are you two here?
Roy: isn't it obvious? HQ made us come to sensitivity training. They said we argue too much.
Ed: He always starts it
Roy: Me? How is it me? You're the one who constantly refuses to do what I say!
Ed: You always throw those short jokes at me!
Therapist: Now, now, we haven't even started yet and you're already fighting.
Ed: He started it…
Roy: Shut up
Therapist: let's start, shall we? Okay, Ed, how do you feel about the colonel?
Ed: I feel like he's a bastard
Therapist: Okay, colonel Mustang, how do you feel about Ed?
Roy: I feel like he defies the laws of physics by his small body holding up that big head of his
Therapist: Err…okay obviously this exercise isn't working out, let's move on. Ed, if colonel Mustang were an animal, what would he be?
Ed: …a jackass
Roy: That's not an animal!
Ed: yeah huh, it's a donkey
Roy: AAAGGG! You're so childish!
Ed: well you're spastic, stop yelling jeez
Roy: you're so infuriating!
Ed: I hate you!
Roy: I hate you more!
Ed: Roy!
Roy: What!
Ed: Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you!
Roy: I'm surprised someone as smart as you would have to ask!
Ed tackles Roy and they start makin out on the table
Therapist: Uhh…I think my work is done here I'llbegoingnowbyseeyoulater
Next day
Hawkeye: so did sensitivity training get you to work out your differences?
Roy and Ed look at each other
Roy: It certainly did
