Ed and Roy…in sensitivity training

Therapist: So, why are you two here?

Roy: isn't it obvious? HQ made us come to sensitivity training. They said we argue too much.

Ed: He always starts it

Roy: Me? How is it me? You're the one who constantly refuses to do what I say!

Ed: You always throw those short jokes at me!

Therapist: Now, now, we haven't even started yet and you're already fighting.

Ed: He started it…

Roy: Shut up

Therapist: let's start, shall we? Okay, Ed, how do you feel about the colonel?

Ed: I feel like he's a bastard

Therapist: Okay, colonel Mustang, how do you feel about Ed?

Roy: I feel like he defies the laws of physics by his small body holding up that big head of his

Therapist: Err…okay obviously this exercise isn't working out, let's move on. Ed, if colonel Mustang were an animal, what would he be?

Ed: …a jackass

Roy: That's not an animal!

Ed: yeah huh, it's a donkey

Roy: AAAGGG! You're so childish!

Ed: well you're spastic, stop yelling jeez

Roy: you're so infuriating!

Ed: I hate you!

Roy: I hate you more!

Ed: Roy!

Roy: What!

Ed: Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you!

Roy: I'm surprised someone as smart as you would have to ask!

Ed tackles Roy and they start makin out on the table

Therapist: Uhh…I think my work is done here I'llbegoingnowbyseeyoulater

Next day

Hawkeye: so did sensitivity training get you to work out your differences?

Roy and Ed look at each other

Roy: It certainly did