Chapter Sixteen

Hoagie's POV

I stared at Fanny, as she just stood there breathing heavily. "W-what happened?" I asked.

Fanny took a big breath. "I was… then I found… but you were… and then I…"

"Uh, at least make some sense?"

"What do you remember?"

I cupped my chin. "Well, I remember walking into a room, looking for you, then I saw the twins and then… You were kissing me."

"Hoagie?" She pointed to something behind me.

"What?" I asked as I turned around. There standing before me was a whole army of mummified zombies, probably about eleventy buhundred, and in the middle of the army stood the Interesting Twins with their ray gun.

"You may have foiled our plans." Said Aku.

"But you will not foil them again!" Said Tsumi.

"For we will turn you both into zombies."

"And you shall serve us like the rest!"

Now I figured out what happened. I had been turned into one of those zombies and Fanny had no choice but to kiss me. But when she realized I had been turned to my normal self, she continued to kiss me. Did she not realize it, or did she actually enjoy kissing me? My heart skipped a beat only to beat faster and it felt like it could pound out of my chest anytime.

"Fanny, um… when you were kissing me…"

"No time Gilligan! Help me out! I'm stuck you know!"

I stretched out my hand and she grabbed it. I pulled her up towards me. Our faces became close and I felt myself getting hotter. My hand decided to have a mind of it's own and it raised towards Fanny's face and I gently caressed it.

"DUCK!"

She grabbed me around the torso and plunged me forward. We went skidding across the floor. I looked up and there was a beam of light. "What do you think you were doing Gilligan?" Fanny growled.

"If you move…"

"… We won't be able to transform you."

"Oh just SHUT UP!" Fanny yelled to the Interesting Twins.

"Maybe we'll just have to…"

"Fight you ourselves! Ready brother?"

"Ready sister!"

They ran towards us with full speed. Tsumi did a high kick towards me but I ducked cause her to fly over me. I turned around and she grabbed what looked like to be ninja stars. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Fanny fighting Aku. "Prepare to meet your doom." Tsumi said.

"You know Tsumi," I turned my head to the side, closed my eyes and cupped my chin. "I like a girl with a dark side. It seems to make them more cute."

Tsumi just frowned and threw her stars towards me.