Just you, a cup of tea and Poke'mon.

-Psychic Abuse!-

This is a collection of my own poke'mon drabbles created when I feel a bit on the hyper side, also with the assistance of my two best friends, who will be featured in the whole drabble series. This has nothing to do with Ash or any of the original characters from the series.

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Katea owned a Ralts and she was proud of it. She was going to show it to everyone, but as her luck may have it, she got grounded for bragging and was forced to do housework for the whole year. (Strange, but true!)

On that day, she was cleaning the living room and couldn't get the broom under the sofas and under the cupboards, so she turned to face her Ralts and said, "Ralts, can you lift the sofas and cupboards for me, please?

Ralts stared at the towering structures and did the only thing she could do; fall over and play dead, Knowing that she could do better, Ralts secretly trained until she was able to lift the sofas and evolved into Kirlia.

When Katea was mopping the kitchen and laundry room one day, the fridge and washing machine were in the was, "Kirlia, can you lift the fridge and washing machine for me, please?"

Kirlia stared at the two aforementioned objects ad did a rerun of the sofa incident. She fainted.

Kirlia didn't give up and continued her top secret training and succeeded in evolving into a Gardevoir, powerful enough to lift just about everything in the household with her psychic powers.

One day, Katea was outside, trying to fix something and Gardevoir got curious. Seeing that she needed help, Katea then asked her poke'mon, "Gardevoir, I lost the key to our basement's secret door and I have to fix the pipes! Can you lift the house for me, please?"

Gardevoir was going to nod, but one look at the mansion that Katea lived in and she was out like a light bulb. Poor Gardevoir was defeated; by the house!

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Short for a first chapter? Yes, I know... But it's SUPPOSED to be short! You can't make me lengthen it! (eats back her own words when readers start brandishing mallets and pain-inducing items at her)

...Eep.

Anyway, this is all for chapter one. Chapters 2 and 3 will be longer! I promise!

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