Disclaimer: I don't own EENE or Steamboy and I never said I did.

School was out and the kids were now free to wander around the cul-de-sac in search of fun, they could sleep late, and they didn't have any homework. Everybody was outside doing something. Jimmy and Sarah were playing jump rope, Rolf and Kevin were passing the football back and forth, and Nazz was soaking up some sun. The Ed's, on the other hand were down by the lane. "Eddy, this won't work." Said DD.

"Pipe down, Sockhead! This plans genius. Kids will come from all around to go on 'Uncle Eddies Dolphin Ride'!" Eddy and Ed (really just Ed) had been digging a river that went from the lane to the river and eventually led to the playground. "Kids will be lining up for a ride like this. Will be eaten jawbreakers tonight." Johnny then turned the corner and almost fell into the water.

"You guys making another ride?" Asked Johnny anxiously. "Planks been itching for anotha oneof your cool death rides."

"You're just in time Johnny. For only a measly quarter, you can go on the shark ride." Eddy used a scary tone of voice to make Johnny want to go on it even more.

"Oh boy!" He quickly gave Eddy fifty cents, that's twenty-five cents for Johnny and Plank. "Why does this shark look like a dolphin?" Asked Johnny. Eddy quickly pushed Johnny and Plank along the water.

"Come on guy's, jawbreakers on me!" Eddy immediately started for the candy store. But as soon as he turned around he ran into someone. She had red hair and a polka dotted shirt.

"The Kanker sisters." Said DD in horror.

"Watch ya got there shrimp?" Asked May.

"Nothing." Eddy quickly tossed the jar to Ed, who quickly put it in the inside of his jacket.

"It's the money for the flowers they were going to buy us." Said Lee. "Get em." The Ed's started to panic.

"What do we do? WHAT DO WE DO?" Asked Eddy, frantically looking around for an escape. He soon realized that there were fences to his sides, a river behind him, and the Kankers in front of them.

"Oh dear." Said DD. He then remembered that there were six more dolphins left. "Onto the dolphins gentlemen!" All three of them jumped onto a dolphin and started to go with the flow. The Kankers followed. May pulled out a bobby pin and shot into DD's dolphin using a rubber band. "Help! I'm losing air!" As the air ran out, DD started to slow down and sink.The Kankers were almost caught up to him.

"Don't worry DD!" Cried Ed. He quickly kicked his feet and pulledDD onto his dolphin. The bobby pin was stuck to DD's sock, so when he got pulled off of the dolphin, it exploded. The force gave them a tremendous blast forward.

"Pull out your fans girls!" Commanded May. All of the Kankers pulled out those mini electric fans and turned them on. The fans propelled them forward and they were starting to gain on the Ed's.

"They may have fans, but I've got feet! DD, take control of the dolphin." DD was now holding the handlebars of the dolphin and steered them clear of floating twigs and rocks while Ed kicked his feet like a maniac. They soon passed Eddy.

"Wait for me! They're gaining!" Ed looked back and saw that the Kankers were only a few feet away from Eddy.

Will Edand DDbe able to save Eddy from the evil Kankers? Or will Eddy be brought into the trailer house of torment. And most importantly, will the Ed's be able to get the jawbreakers that they desperately long for!