Disclaimer: I don't own EENE or Steamboy and I never said that I did.
"Help!" Screamed Eddy. He was so small that his legs couldn't reach the water, so he couldn't kick himself forward.
"DD, turn it around." DD steered the inflatable dolphin towards Eddy and Ed started to kick his legs faster. Soon they were almost to Eddy, but the Kankers were too. "Grab my hand." Ed shot his hand forward. Eddy leaned toward Ed, but was suddenly jerked back. May had grabbed the end of the dolphin and was now using the fan to push her dolphin against the current.
"Jump for it Eddy!" Yelled DD. Eddy quickly jumped off his dolphin and onto Ed's. Eddy had to sit in the middle while Ed was in the back kicking and DD was in the front steering. The dolphin then started to go faster. "Slow down Ed." Said DD.
"I've stopped kicking. We're caught in the tide." The three were now floating in the river. "The tide will soon take us to the park. Soon will be able to get off this death ride and run home." A strong wind started to blow.
"Oh no!" Yelled Eddy. They all looked back to see that the Kankers had picked up a big branch and were using it as an oar. They were starting to go faster and faster. "Ed, do something."
"Way ahead of you." Ed had picked up some pointy branches that were floating in the water. He tossed one at Lee's dolphin. She jumped off onto Mari's dolphin before it exploded. He tossed another one at Mari's dolphin. They both jumped into the water and swam onto May's dolphin. May blocked all the twigs thrown at her with the big branch she had picked up.
"They're almost here!" DD started to panic. He looked around to see if there was anything that could possibly help them. "We're doomed gentlemen. It's been nice knowing you."
"What's that?" Asked Ed. He was pointing to a dark spot in the water. It was at the bottom of the river and was starting to rise up fast. It shot out of the water and sailed over the Ed's. When it landed onto the water, there was a weird kid standing on top of the floating dolphin. He had a watermelon half on his head and was holding a mop with a plank of wood tied to the end.
"Splinter, it looks like those three kids are in trouble. I, Captain Melonhead must save them from the three evil witches." Captain Melonhead then started to jump on his dolphin until it launched him over onto the Ed's dolphin's head. "Professor Scam, I know you don't like me and I don't like you, but we're going to have to work together to stop those three."
"I'm not Professor Scam. I'm just Eddy."
"Oh really?" The Captain then tore off Eddy's clothes to reveal Eddies Professor Scam out fit. "Now help me out."
"Fine." Mumbled Eddy. "Come to me Dollar Carpet!" A giant dollar with Eddy's picture on it flew over and Eddy jumped onto it. "Try my Ray of Riches!" He put his fingers to his head and shot dollar signs at May. They soon pushed her off and she swam onto shore.
"Now it's my turn." Captain Melonhead jumped onto the dolphin and pushed May off with Splinter.
"Now you're going to get it Melonhead." Lee punched him into the water. He used Splinter to float back up.
"You got him wet!" Splinter then started to shake. Melonhead was holding him so that the mop handle was facing towards the dolphin. When he swelled up, it shot the handle like a bullet and sent the dolphin sinking. Lee swam onto land and ran into the woods. "Remember to brush your teeth and eat your broccoli!" Melonhead and Splinter then disappeared into the woods.
Eddy soon came back and landed onto the dolphin as plain old Eddy. They soon landed onto the port at the park. "Now lets head to the candy store before, AHHH!" Turned out the Kanker sisters ran over to where they landed after falling off. It all went down hill from there.
