Disclaimer: I don't own EENE and I never said that I did.
It was three weeks into summer vacation and everybody was enjoying every piece of it. The Ed's, however, were running from yet another angry mob of kids who wanted their money back from the scam they had just pulled. "Run faster guys!" Said Ed.
"I'm getting a side stitch Ed!" Hollered DD, grabbing the spot where it hurt. Ed ran back and picked up DD and started to catch up with Eddy again. "Can't we just give them the money back?"
"Never!" Eddy looked back at the kids and then at the up coming candy store. "We're almost there guys! Only a couple of minutes!" Eddy was starting to drool uncontrollably. He soon slipped on his own drool and accidentally tripped DD and Ed along with them. They then got there usual pounding while the kids quickly took their money back. "This happens every time!" Complained Eddy.
"Why don't we just earn the money honestly instead of tricking the kids?" Asked DD, wiping the dust off of his orange shirt.
"That would require work, Sockhead."
"And running away and thinking up complicated plans isn't work?" Asked DD in a rhetorical tone of voice.
"Let's see what Lumpy has to say about this. What's harder Ed?" Ed didn't answer. "Hello." Eddy took off his shoe and threw it at Ed's head. "What are you looking at?"
"That." Ed pointed to the poster on the fence. It had a picture of a Ferris wheel and a clown on it.
It said, "Come to the carnival! We're going to have food, fun, and clowns galore. Coming this Saturday." "So what?" Asked Eddy.
"Do you remember the last time the carnival came to the cul-de-sac?" DD and Eddy couldn't remember. "This may be the last time that the cul-de-sac has a carnival. And I bet that you could open up your own booth and sell stuff." That convinced Eddy to go, and if Eddy went, the other two Ed's had to go to make sure that the kids didn't beat him too badly.
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It was the day of the carnival and the Ed's ran over as fast as they could. Ed, unfortunately, had to stay home because he was grounded for not taking the freezer experiment out of the freezer. So Eddy and DD set up their booth. They were going to sell lemonade and solar cooked hotdogs. They were raking in money. The hotdogs were great, and since they were so hot, everybody bought lemonade. By the time it was four o' clock (they got there at eight in the morning) they had nearly twenty dollars.
"Lets go find that candy vendor that sells jawbreakers." Said Eddy. Sop they closed there shop and walked around the park, looking for the spot that sold candy. The saw the animal hut that had a giant lion head on the front, and the toy store that had four giant leg parts that were going to be used to build a giant toy, the dinosaur back slide, and the four Ferris Wheels when they finally got to the candy store.
"Do you think that the toy store was really going to make a giant toy using those parts?" Asked DD, slurping on his grape flavored jawbreaker.
"Probably. What else does that weirdo have to do?" Answered Eddy, sucking on his lime flavored jawbreaker. By the time they were done sucking on their jawbreakers, they started to head for the gates. But when they got there, they were closed and locked. "Hey what gives?" Asked Eddy. There was a group of people wanting to get out but finding that they could not leave.
A megaphone turning on then stopped the talking. "Attention circus participants."
"Who is it?" Asked Eddy, trying to see past all of the tall people.
"It's the clown leader." Answered DD.
"As you may already know the gates have been locked. Do you know why they have been locked?" Asked the head clown.
"You lost the key?" Yelled Eddy.
"NO! It's because we are going to take your town prisoner in my plan for world domination! Clowns! Jepato! Prepare the carnival beast!" Clowns started to run out of every building and began to do something. The ones that came out of the animal hut blasted off the head on the animal hut. Jepato, the toy store man, attached the legs to the Dinosaur Back Slide using the Ferris Wheels as hinges. The head then land on the body. And so the legs could bend, the clowns used their long line of handkerchiefs to act as rope. Now the clown master was on top of the beast and was controlling it with a remote control.
He then marched it out of the carnival zone and moved on to the cul-de-sac. Seeing the trouble, Ed quickly put on his suit and started up the steam platform. It was going to take a lot of work to take down this beast.
