Thanks to all those who reviewed it means a lot considering I just wrote the thing out of boredom! Anyhoo on with the story! Hope ya like! Oh and if anyone has any good prank ideas please let me know I'd love to try and write them into the story!

xxChrissyxx

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'Major Carter, where is Colonel O'Neill?' General Hammond asked noticing the absence of SG1's leader.

'Uhh..' Sam stuttered but Kawalsky jumped in just in time, 'He's in the infirmary Sir had a wee little accident you see. Boy can't control himself sometimes' The Major told him seriously.

'Right, we'll start without him as he never seems to listen in most briefings anyway' The General said, 'Ok SG1 and 2 I believe you know the planet to which you are heading. It's a basic four day stop over…..' Hammond told those sat around the table.

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'Uh Sam' Kawalsky called after Carter as she left the briefing room, 'Wait up a sec'. Sam stopped abruptly and turned round to see all four members of SG2 stood before her. 'Can we uhh, talk in your lab quickly?' He asked her as she nodded before turning on her heels and heading to her lab with SG2 in tow.

'Teal'c you know what's going on?' Daniel asked as he watched Sam and SG2 walk off together.

'I do not know of anything Daniel Jackson. Perhaps they wish to talk about the mission' Teal'c offered.

'Or not' A voice said from behind them. The pair turned to see a pissed Colonel stood before them.

'Guys, it seems our sweet and innocent Major is in to playing pranks too yet she does it the dirty way and lies about it. So this means we need to get our thinking caps on' Jack said mischievously.

'O'Neill, what is a thinking cap?' Teal'c asked as the three men headed towards Jack's office. Jack sighed slightly as Daniel started to explain.

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'Oh yeah, I'm gonna die when he finds out!' Sam said.

'Yeah but it's worth it isn't it?' Captain Rogers asked her.

'I guess so but you don't have to be trapped alone with him on a planet next week. It's okay for this mission but….' Feretti cut her off.

'Look Jack wouldn't do anything off world that's too bad because of regs and the dangerous situations that may come up and while your own base you can count on us guys!' He told her.

'What about when your off world?' Sam asked sarcastically.

'Well…….Jack's right you do think too much' Feretti protested and sighed.

'Anyone in their right mind would have asked that question' Sam told him.

'Ahh and yet anyone in their right mind wouldn't be doing this job!' He retorted leaving Sam with no reply.

'Whatever, I have to go get changed I'll see you at 1900 guys' Sam said before dashing out of her lab.

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'Hey Carter' Jack said to his second in command as she came bounding in to SG1's locker room.

'Hey Sir. You okay now?' She asked and Jack just smiled and went along with her conversation.

'Hey nothing can knock me down. Don't worry about it Doc's got me applying cream to it. Fun, fun, fun!' He replied sarcastically before packing a spare shirt into his pack.

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'Ok guys I'll take the first watch' Jack said as Kawalsky had predicted.

'Ok see you in two hours Jacky boy' Kawalsky said and patted his shoulder. Jack watched as he headed over to his tent stopping to say something to Sam on the way.

'Ok operation 'I haven't thought of a good name for it yet; is ready to go' Charlie told her before quickly heading into the tent.

Jack sat down on the ground next to the fire watching the stars in the sky as everyone else slept. He turned quickly as he heard a rustle in the bushes behind him but dismissed it as his minds playing tricks on him after checking it out thoroughly. He headed back to the fire and sat down next to it, this time watching over the lake they had set up camp near wondering whether or not it had fish. Jack pulled his attention away from that when he heard the same noise come from his left. He turned to see a strip of bright pink poking out from the bushes looking very much like a gun. Jack grabbed his gun and held it up, pointing towards the strip of colour in the bushes.

'Helloooooo' Jack called out receiving now answer he stepped back cautiously.

'Anybody home?' Jack shouted again as Daniel popped his head out from his tent.

'Jack, what's going on?' He asked as Jack kicked a gun along the floor towards him.

'No idea Danny boy. Think we've got company though' Jack said as the pair stood there watching the bushes carefully.

'Is there anybody there?' Jack shouted again getting slightly nervous and annoyed with each second. As Jack was about to shout for the fourth time he was hit in the shoulder. About to scream out in pain and shock he looked to his shoulder to not see blood, but a clear wet patch. He looked from his shoulder to the bushes again to be met with a shot of water in the face.

'Uhh Jack?' Daniel asked nervously still pointing his gun towards the bushes but Jack didn't answer as he took more water to the face. Daniel started to crack up with a small smile on his face as he saw water hit his glasses.

'You see Jack messing with us lot is a really bad thing to do isn't it' Kawalsky said smugly as he jumped out of the bushes, still spraying Jack with the water gun he held in his hands.

'Carter how could you help them?' Jack asked in shock as the cold water was focused on his torso.

'I figured they play less pranks, actually no pranks on me unlike you two' She told him as she sprayed him in face.

'Oh right so it's like that is it?' Jack asked and bent down to grab his water bottle. Feretti followed him with his water gun the whole time.

'Daniel can you believe she went against her own team?' Jack asked he got back up again.

'It's quite shocking to be honest Sam' Daniel told her before swapping glances with Jack quickly.

'Crap' Sam groaned as she saw Jack running towards her direction. She ran towards the fire and realised how stupid that was when she saw Daniel running in the other direction.

'Daniel if you don't move I'll kill you' Sam said in panic as Jack grew closer and closer.

'You ambushed me with water guns!' Daniel protested.

'You replaced my shampoo with smoothee!' She retorted and he smiled.

'Now Major, you've got two choices. I either chuck you in the lake or… I chuck you in the lake.' Jack said smugly as he wrapped his arms around her waist.

'Do that Jack and good ol' Daniel goes in too!' Feretti threatened as Sam sighed with relief knowing Jack would think twice.

'O'Neill what is going on?' Teal'c asked as he came out from his tent.

'Nothing T, lil matter of Carter being a traitor' Jack said and she kicked him in the leg.

'Is she a Gou'ald spy O'Neill?' Teal'c asked as Jack spy.

'Nah T she's alright really we just a bit of revenge you see. You know those practical jokes she was okay with it's to do with that!' Jack said and Teal'c just raised his left eyebrow.

'Daniel it's only a bit of water lemme get her!' Jack moaned.

'If it's only a bit of water we'll switch places shall we?' Daniel told him sarcastically.

'Spoilsport!' He shouted back and poked his tongue out before thinking of a new idea. He failed.

'What do I do with her then?' Jack asked him.

'I dunno tickle her to death?' Daniel suggested.

'I have a name you know!' Sam told them but they continued talking.

'You know what screw that I'll just do this!' Jack told him and picket Carter up legging it over to the lake.

'You dare Jack!' Sam told him using his first name as I silent plead to him.

'You helped SG2! Christ you soaked me and T!' Jack protested.

'Oh and your so innocent Jack! Let me go or your coming with me!' Sam told him and he smiled mischievously.

'Fine with me!' He said and jumped into the lake. Sam screamed as the cold hit her body as Jack swore realising what a stupid idea it actually was.

'Well your free to go Daniel, he went one step further!' Feretti joked and let go of Daniel's arms.

Jack and Sam climbed out of the lake shivering from the sheer coldness of the lake they had just taken a midnight swim in. Jack headed over to his pack knowing he had a spare shirt in his pack as he always packed it 'just in case'. Sam however didn't and sat there shivering, arms wrapped around her body as she hugged her knees tightly to her chest.

'Here ya go' Jack said and handed her the shirt.

'It's yours you have is she told him and didn't take the shirt' She told him through the chattering of her teeth.

'Do I need to force you into it or make it an order?' Jack said as the image of undressing Sam came into his mind.

'If you're sure then Sir' Sam said pulling him from his thoughts.

'Course. However now we need to think of a way of explaining the size of your shirt and the fact we're both wet to the General' Jack said and smiled at Sam.

'I believe we need to get out thinking caps on O'Neill' Teal'c said causing Jack to chuckle slightly.