As before thanks so much for the reviews! Also thanks to Bite Beccy who gave me the idea for this chap it's appreciated! If anyone else has any more prank ideas they are also appreciated gratefully! Anyway hope you like this chap!

xxChrissyxx

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'Hey Sam' Janet said to her friend as she sat down on the same table as her in the canteen.

'Hey Jan wassup?' Sam asked smiling at her question.

'Not much. SG7 came back an hour ago with minor injuries so I'm bored and have nothing to do to be honest' She told her friend truthfully.

'Well I've got one hour til clock off fancy heading out shopping after that?' Sam asked before taking a bite of her jello.

'Oh I don't know shopping? It's not really my thing to be honest' She said sarcastically earning a small laugh from Sam.

'Well you can hang in my lab for a bit while I pack away my experiment and then we'll head to the locker room yeah?' Sam said as she rose from her seat.

'Sounds great. Now tell me what's been going on with you and your team?' Janet asked.

'To be honest since the whole water fight they've cooled off a bit. The General bought the Jack's whole 'I slipped and fell into the water taking Carter with me' bit so we're off the hook I think but knowing them two they'll have a surprise in store for me soon and to be honest I reckon SG2 will be in on it' Sam told her.

'Why? I thought they were on your side. Wasn't it Feretti's idea?' Janet asked.

'Yeah but maybe it's just me' Sam said as she headed towards her lab with her friend in tow.

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'Jack d'ya think this is wise?' Daniel asked as he, Jack and Charlie stood around Sam's lab door.

'Of course I do. Everything I do is wise' Jack said

'Yeah right' Kawalsky said behind him.

'You can shut up traitor. Yes Daniel it's only a lighter it's not gonna be that hot. It'll teach her to mess with us in future won't it!' Jack said with a smug smile plastered across his face.

'Just lemme finish up quick Jan and we'll be off' They heard Sam say from round the corner.

'Quick go' Charlie Kawalsky whispered as he followed Jack and Daniel off in the other direction to which Sam and Janet were coming from.

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'I swear if they've touched my lab I'll kill em!' Sam said as she saw the Colonel, Daniel and Kawalsky head away from her lab talking quietly. Sam turned her attention to her door shortly after watching their footsteps and struggled to open it with the files in her hand.

'Here I'll get it' Janet offered and Sam backed away from the door.

'Jesus!' She exclaimed and pulled her hand away towards her chest.

'What's wrong?' Sam asked worried about her friend.

'Your handles really hot it's burnt my hand' Janet told her friend.

'Alright let's get you to the infirmary. I think Colonel O'Neill's been having some fun with my door handle' Sam said and sighed as she headed off in the other direction.

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Sam walked into the briefing room to see Jack, Daniel and Teal'c staring at her.

'Hey Teal'c' Sam said, ignoring Daniel and Jack.

'Someone's a bit smoky' Jack said sarcastically causing Daniel to cough to cover his laughter.

'Actually 'Sir'' She said adding emphasis to the Sir, 'Yes Janet's a bit smoky as someone decided to heat up my door handle' Sam said letting him know by the tone of her voice she wasn't happy with him.

'Ahh my next medicals not gonna be good. It wasn't meant to get her you were supposed to open it!' Jack protested digging an even deeper hole.

'Oh so that makes it better does it?' Sam shot back at him as the General came into the room. She rose from her chair only to be told to 'be seated' by the General.

'Ok SG1 I've decided to scrap this mission and give you two weeks of downtime and by this I mean I want everyone off base permanently.' He said looking in Daniel and Sam's direction.

'Thankyou Sir' Jack said cheerily.

'No problem now I'll see you in two weeks. Major, Doctor Fraiser is waiting outside for you to give her a lift home' Hammond said

'Right thanks Sir' Sam said before heading out of the door.

'Carter wait up!' Jack shouted after her as she rushed off with Janet towards the elevator.

'Someone's in trouble now' Daniel said behind him. Jack just glared at him before heading to the locker room to grab his stuff and head home.