Sam smiled evilly at Daniel as Jack kissed her lightly on the cheek.
"Hey Sam, can I use your pool please?" Cassie asked, causing Sam to break eye contact.
"Sure hun, as long as it's alright with your Mum" Sam replied before focusing her attention on Daniel again.
"So…Daniel, how have you been?" Sam asked politely.
"Uhh, good thanks." Daniel replied warily, "How's the leg?" He asked hoping to distract her.
"Good thanks. Janet says it should be okay to return to work soon. I can walk around for a little while but it still hurts if I'm up for too long. Thankfully, Jack's here to look after me most of the time, apart from when he's called back to work, then I'm left alone to look after myself" Sam said, laying one hell of a guilt trip on Daniel.
"Listen, Sam, the phone call the other night was me. I'm really sorry, it was meant to be a joke, a bit of revenge on Jack. I forgot he'd be looking after you." Daniel told her hoping she wouldn't be too bad.
"You're in big trouble Danny Boy" Jack said smugly as he lit the barbeque.
"Sam, I am really sorry!" He stressed as she sat back in her chair, taking a sip of her drink.
"Don't worry about it Daniel, it's all water under the bridge now, completely forgotten about!" Sam told him and patted his hand before sitting back again and watching Jack burn the steaks.
Daniel was so gullible…
-----xx-----
Sam smiled mischievously as she watched Daniel get more and more drunk as the night went on.
"Jack, could you fetch my camera?" She asked sweetly, fluttering her eyelashes at him jokingly.
"You're an evil woman Sam, but I love ya for it" He said as he jumped off the sofa on the hunt for Sam's camera.
"I love you Teal'c!" He heard Daniel shout from the living room as he found the camera in Sam's bedside table.
"Love you so much Teal'c it hurts!" Daniel proclaimed before launching himself towards the big Jaffa in search of a hug.
Sam, Cassie and Janet burst into a fit of giggles as Jack returned to the room to find one bemused looking Jaffa being hugged by one very drunk archaeologist.
"So what are you gonna do with the camera Sam?" Cassie asked.
"Oh nothing yet, we have to wait until Daniel's so drunk he'll do anything!"
-----xx-----
"I cannot believe he's doing this!" Janet said as she watched her friend cavort around the front yard in a red bra and panties set.
"The things you can make drunk people do!" Jack exclaimed before laughing as Daniel fell into his own car.
Sam smiled wickedly as she snapped away on her camera as Daniel ran around the garden.
"Okay, enough is enough!" Jack exclaimed and ran outside, as Daniel started to strip on the front lawn.
"Time for you to go home Danny Boy" Jack told his friend as he helped him into the passenger seat of his car.
"Teal'c, would you mind?" Sam asked.
"No problem SamanthaCarter" Teal'c said, before bowing his head and heading out to join Daniel in the car, who was now singing Like A Virgin at the top of his voice.
"Thanks T, see ya tomorrow" Jack said as he shut the car door on Daniel's singing and headed back in to join Sam, Janet and Cassie.
-----xx-----
"DanielJackson, are you feeling arlight?" Teal'c asked as he joined the archaeologist in the commissary the following morning, his tray loaded with cake.
"Not really no, I think I drank to much last night, and everyone on base keeps giving me weird looks."
"I am unsure of why this is DanielJackson, maybe you are just paranoid this morning."
"Good morning campers!" Jack said loudly and cheerily.
"Ahh" Daniel exclaimed and put his hand to his head
"Headache Daniel?" Jack enquired, trying desperately to hide the huge grin wanting to appear on his face.
"A bit yeah, drank too much last night, again" Daniel told his friend truthfully.
"Just a bit, yes" Jack said, laughing slightly.
"Well I've gotta go, have a report to write. See ya at lunch?" Daniel asked his two friends, who nodded in agreement.
"Have fun Daniel!" Jack bellowed as Daniel walked out of the room and into the corridor to be faced with two giggling nurses staring him in the face. Daniel looked at the weirdly before heading down to his lab, passing the notice board on his way.
Oh. My. God.
Daniel tore the offending picture down and raced back to the commissary to find Jack and Teal'c laughing and joking.
"This" Daniel shouted holding the picture of him in Sam's underwear up to Jack's face, "is not funny!"
Jack stopped laughing and turned to speak to Daniel seriously, "Not my fault Daniel, you pissed off the wrong theoretical astrophysicist." Jack said smugly.
"Yeah but you must've put the picture up!" Daniel exclaimed.
"Pictures…and yes, but you try saying no to Sam when she's on a warpath!" Jack said.
"You are so whipped Jack you don't' even know it and tell Sam she'll pay." Daniel said as he retreated out of the room once again.
"Whatever Daniel." Jack shouted before laughing again.
